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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Dear Aunty, I was trying to take a joke pic of me with a bedsheet over my head so I could write a cheap gag over it about practising ghosting, but the pics are rubbish. You can't see much of my boobs through the bedsheet and I can't see the button on my phone through the bedsheet to take a decent pic.
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice."
Boys and girls and all those between
I always like to say...
Hey bitches, bros and non binary hoes
It's important to be inclusive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie,
Is it better to have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy?
Kisses, D x "
Some ladies like scares.
I like an that can carry me to bed, not one that has to lift their knuckles of the floor first.
So definitely a bottle in front of you.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...did Harry Styles actually spit on Chris Pine ?  "
No I asked him last night, he said it never happened people are just trying to create drama.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do You believe the old adage that “in the theatre you should always leave them wanting more”?
Because I did until they fired me!!
…and I used to be a such good anaesthesiologist!! "
Ohh you've gotten your theatres mixed up my dear.
I'd not worry the crisis the NHS is in you'll have no problem getting a new job.
Just remember to give them more this time.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie,
Why do profiles with zero pictures & minimum profile text keep putting up vague & weird statuses? "
Fab is a strange place my dear.
Alot think some people think that being mysterious people will find their profile intriguing.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"do You believe the old adage that “in the theatre you should always leave them wanting more”?
Because I did until they fired me!!
…and I used to be a such good anaesthesiologist!!
Ohh you've gotten your theatres mixed up my dear.
I'd not worry the crisis the NHS is in you'll have no problem getting a new job.
Just remember to give them more this time.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
How very astute of you auntie Wendy, I love a loophole (I love most holes tbf) now I see my mistake was getting high on my own supply! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Aunty, I was trying to take a joke pic of me with a bedsheet over my head so I could write a cheap gag over it about practising ghosting, but the pics are rubbish. You can't see much of my boobs through the bedsheet and I can't see the button on my phone through the bedsheet to take a decent pic.
What do you suggest? "
Try using a pillow case an take a head shot.(make sure it's not pointed)
Prop your phone up and set the timer and take plenty.
If like most you'll need to take about 100 to get aleast one decent one.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it true that there are pheromones in WD40 that create an insatiable urge for sex in ladies?"
No that's an urban legend.
If it works for you then bottle it you'd make a fortune on here with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.
Boys and girls and all those between
I always like to say...
Hey bitches, bros and non binary hoes
It's important to be inclusive "
All those in between covers all.
Using the words bitched and hoes, shows lack of respect for my fans.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do You believe the old adage that “in the theatre you should always leave them wanting more”?
Because I did until they fired me!!
…and I used to be a such good anaesthesiologist!!
Ohh you've gotten your theatres mixed up my dear.
I'd not worry the crisis the NHS is in you'll have no problem getting a new job.
Just remember to give them more this time.
Love Auntie Wendi x
How very astute of you auntie Wendy, I love a loophole (I love most holes tbf) now I see my mistake was getting high on my own supply!"
You should bottle it and sell it on here.
Some messages I get I'd like to forget I've read.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Is it true that there are pheromones in WD40 that create an insatiable urge for sex in ladies?
No that's an urban legend.
If it works for you then bottle it you'd make a fortune on here with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Thanks Auntie, I'm in the garage bottling the stuff as I write this. Any suggestions for a brand name? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Auntie Wendi I have seen a awesome saitin bikini
But the question is do I get it in
Neon pink
Teal
Brown
White
Or neon Lilac
Leaning two the pink my self but think it maybe a bit to show off and draw a lot off unwanted eyes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it true that there are pheromones in WD40 that create an insatiable urge for sex in ladies?
No that's an urban legend.
If it works for you then bottle it you'd make a fortune on here with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks Auntie, I'm in the garage bottling the stuff as I write this. Any suggestions for a brand name?"
Midnight 40
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Is it true that there are pheromones in WD40 that create an insatiable urge for sex in ladies?
No that's an urban legend.
If it works for you then bottle it you'd make a fortune on here with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks Auntie, I'm in the garage bottling the stuff as I write this. Any suggestions for a brand name?"
WenDi 40 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I have seen a awesome saitin bikini
But the question is do I get it in
Neon pink
Teal
Brown
White
Or neon Lilac
Leaning two the pink my self but think it maybe a bit to show off and draw a lot off unwanted eyes "
Why settle for one if you can afford more than one then get them.
I'd get all if it was me.
Well pink makes the boys wink.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I have seen a awesome saitin bikini
But the question is do I get it in
Neon pink
Teal
Brown
White
Or neon Lilac
Leaning two the pink my self but think it maybe a bit to show off and draw a lot off unwanted eyes
Why settle for one if you can afford more than one then get them.
I'd get all if it was me.
Well pink makes the boys wink.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Well that’s true and it definitely dose ok settled pink and white and maybe the neon lilac the brown and teal really aren’t my type off colours but was thinking on them as not to show off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it true that there are pheromones in WD40 that create an insatiable urge for sex in ladies?
No that's an urban legend.
If it works for you then bottle it you'd make a fortune on here with it.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks Auntie, I'm in the garage bottling the stuff as I write this. Any suggestions for a brand name?
WenDi 40"
My name trademark for my own perfume.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I have seen a awesome saitin bikini
But the question is do I get it in
Neon pink
Teal
Brown
White
Or neon Lilac
Leaning two the pink my self but think it maybe a bit to show off and draw a lot off unwanted eyes
Why settle for one if you can afford more than one then get them.
I'd get all if it was me.
Well pink makes the boys wink.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Well that’s true and it definitely dose ok settled pink and white and maybe the neon lilac the brown and teal really aren’t my type off colours but was thinking on them as not to show off "
Everyone likes to show of every now and then. Fabs a great place to do it too.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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Hello Auntie Wendi,
I really enjoy my silver fox tail butt plug but have been contemplating getting a rabbit fluffy tail, probably in black. Thinking this would be more practical to wear to clubs.
Please can I have your opinion on bunny tails and also on wether wearing them to a club is ok.
Thank you
Dawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I have seen a awesome saitin bikini
But the question is do I get it in
Neon pink
Teal
Brown
White
Or neon Lilac
Leaning two the pink my self but think it maybe a bit to show off and draw a lot off unwanted eyes
Why settle for one if you can afford more than one then get them.
I'd get all if it was me.
Well pink makes the boys wink.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Well that’s true and it definitely dose ok settled pink and white and maybe the neon lilac the brown and teal really aren’t my type off colours but was thinking on them as not to show off
Everyone likes to show of every now and then. Fabs a great place to do it too.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Yes it is that x |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Dear Auntie Wendi,
Recently watched 'How to build a sex room' and whilst pretty tame and dull now thinking about buying a Tantra Sofa...
Do you think only those in the know will know what it is? 
Em x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi,
I really enjoy my silver fox tail butt plug but have been contemplating getting a rabbit fluffy tail, probably in black. Thinking this would be more practical to wear to clubs.
Please can I have your opinion on bunny tails and also on wether wearing them to a club is ok.
Thank you
Dawn"
I've never been to a club to know the dress code. I don't own a bunny tail but do own a fox one, tails can be a fun and sexy looking.
You'll look fab in which ever you choose to wear.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie why won't it put certain words in my post "
Certain words are banned on fab so you can't send advertisements for other sites or say certain things to other members
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Auntie Wendi,
Recently watched 'How to build a sex room' and whilst pretty tame and dull now thinking about buying a Tantra Sofa...
Do you think only those in the know will know what it is?
Em x"
Just don't go to dfs they'll not have a clue.
When you know you know
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Dear Auntie Wendi,
Recently watched 'How to build a sex room' and whilst pretty tame and dull now thinking about buying a Tantra Sofa...
Do you think only those in the know will know what it is?
Em x"
Make if less dull by placing stuff around hge House in open and act innocent if anyone brings it up x |
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