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over a year ago
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Told her not to lean back hard on my old reclining chair, because it has a habit of reclining all by itself.
Of course being a woman she ignored me and went about showing me how she works her rather long dildo to get me in the mood.
With a flash my chair reclined, there she was disappearing in front of my eyes, legs akimbo and all I saw was this bloody huge plastic thing waggling around, half in and half out.
Thankfully she saw the funny side, as for me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes with tears streaming down my face  |
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over a year ago
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Wearing a multi function dress in as many new styles as possible while following a PowerPoint that came on CD (!?) which came with it resulting in googling/stalking the designer, finding out the tragic backstory of her and her parents who were deceased since appearing in said presentation that was a decade old …
I guess you had to be there, most hilarious pre shag social I’ve ever had  |
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