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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a spider in my gym bag 
Obviously I need to skip the workout, go straight home and burn my clothes, right? RIGHT?!
The worst part is I was too scared to squish it so just put my normal clothes back in and quickly zipped it shut.  
Pray 4 me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am with you. Honestly - I am a fearless and have seen things I would not want to see again... but spiders... no way.
Go home, burns your clothes and then destroy the thing you burned your clothes in. The spider will still crawl out alive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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“Myth: You unknowingly swallow an average of four live spiders in your sleep each year. Fact: This very widespread urban legend has no basis in fact. It exists in various forms; another common version is that you swallow an average of 20 in your lifetime.” |
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I have had lower back pain for a few weeks so limited mobility which is gradually improving. I had a box in the kitchen for paper recycling to save me going out to the bin regular. Decided to take it out today and this massive spider was crawling up it.
I just flicked it away so it went crawling towards my sons room - hopefully he will stay at his girlfriends tonight again as he hates spiders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The spider is your friend . She filters the air so Moskitos don’t bite you .
Is a little guarding Angel . If u good to it it will be good to you . Please don’t squish it …
Just empty the bag outdoors and let it go …
Or was that a way of saying , you packed spare legs in your wheels and was terribly forced to skip the class |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Today at work was a paper message in the banister :
“ there’s a spider under the radiator can one of your guys Chuck it away “
And there it was with a plastic cup on top …
Bless her . |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought 
I wish it was just a thought 
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago."
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have had lower back pain for a few weeks so limited mobility which is gradually improving. I had a box in the kitchen for paper recycling to save me going out to the bin regular. Decided to take it out today and this massive spider was crawling up it.
I just flicked it away so it went crawling towards my sons room - hopefully he will stay at his girlfriends tonight again as he hates spiders "
Evil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out? "
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out?
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."
That is horrendous, the stuff of nightmares. I feel a need to plug my ears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out?
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."
Wait no no no I thought it meant it just like, crawled over your ear or something!!
Welp. New fear unlocked 
(I'm glad you got it sorted but fuck me that story is horrifying I'm so sorry this happened to you ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out?
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts."
Could start a thread on would you rather a spider crawl out of x, y or z  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a spider in my gym bag
Obviously I need to skip the workout, go straight home and burn my clothes, right? RIGHT?!
The worst part is I was too scared to squish it so just put my normal clothes back in and quickly zipped it shut.
Pray 4 me.
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Burn clothes, bag everything it's been in contact with, my biggest fear is spiders, absolutely hate them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out?
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts.
Could start a thread on would you rather a spider crawl out of x, y or z "
Nooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least it wasn't in your ear
What a terrible thought
I wish it was just a thought
No, it didn’t happen?
At work about 18 months ago.
Oh Nell. That’s awful, I just can’t imagine, I don’t want to imagine.
How did you get it out?
My boss tried to flush it out with saline, but that just drowned the fucker. At least it wasn't wriggling around anymore though, that felt . After work I went to minor injuries and it took them 45 minutes to extract all the spider parts.
Wait no no no I thought it meant it just like, crawled over your ear or something!!
Welp. New fear unlocked
(I'm glad you got it sorted but fuck me that story is horrifying I'm so sorry this happened to you ) "
The joys of being a gardener! I wear ear buds as much as possible now |
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