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It’s NOT my birthday …
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. so don’t go doing any birthday wishes or owt like that, but Fab thinks that it is (like AS IF I would ever post my true date of birth to a load of randomers off a a fuck site )
Anyway as such, I’ve finally hit the big 5-0 on here which to me marks the binary boundary between being young and old on Fab.
In reality I did hit that landmark for real a short while ago (but hey I’m only talking a few weeks, my Fab age is still pretty accurate to my real age!  ) and I’ve been through all the private trauma of realising I now qualify for SAGA products already.
So to the main point of this thread: what to YOU signifies the transition between being young and old?
Is it your age? Maybe a state of mind? Maybe the moment you start to go “ooooh” and “ahhhhh” getting in and out of chairs, or something else?
Tell me Fabsters, what constitutes being old to you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy belated Birthday Dan.
And don’t forget what they say, .50 is the new old. 
I’d probably agree with you. I was excited for 40, I still felt young and it didn’t sound old. But I’m nearing 50, and I remember being dragged to some 50th parties when I was a kid, and it was full of old gits!
But at our age, we beat the youngsters with experience. 
*raises a birthday drink. *horlicks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?
Should I start smoking a pipe?
Wear slippers around the house?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?
Should I start smoking a pipe?
Wear slippers around the house?
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Happy birthday! 
No more sex!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahh thanks everyone but .. yeah .. what signifies the transition between young and old?
Should I start smoking a pipe?
Wear slippers around the house?
Happy birthday!
No more sex!!"
ah that happened at 40 |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Happy belated birthday old dear, you're infinitely more attractive to me now. 
I'm not sure. The attitude. Mentality. I know a few older people and old people. It's just a feeling you get from someone, like they're feeling their age constantly and very aware of it.
If you do start wearing slippers and talking about the halcyon days, message me. Catnip to me that stuff. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".
When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin 
You creak everytime you bend.
You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.
You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.
You take your teeth out to clean them.
You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.
You start going Bingo
One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!
You start "Sunday Driving" all week.
Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy 50th Birthdayish! I am feeling older now I hurt in places I never used to. Apparently as soon as you turn 40 you’re officially a cougar so I’ve been told. Giving less fucks is one of the things I love that I think comes with age. |
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"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".
When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin
You creak everytime you bend.
You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.
You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.
You take your teeth out to clean them.
You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.
You start going Bingo
One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!
You start "Sunday Driving" all week.
Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age. "
Bingo  |
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I do involuntarily moan when I get out of a chair yet I play squash at a decent level 
We’ve regressed so that’s probably a sign of old age and us not accepting it!
We are going to Ministry of Sound and Cream weekends.
And we’ve started going to bingo…Bongo’s Bingo atm to get a feel for whether we like the normal version
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"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".
When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin
You creak everytime you bend.
You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.
You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.
You take your teeth out to clean them.
You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.
You start going Bingo
One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!
You start "Sunday Driving" all week.
Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age.
Bingo "
You love it Grumps |
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".. so don’t go doing any birthday wishes or owt like that, but Fab thinks that it is (like AS IF I would ever post my true date of birth to a load of randomers off a a fuck site)
Anyway as such, I’ve finally hit the big 5-0 on here which to me marks the binary boundary between being young and old on Fab.
In reality I did hit that landmark for real a short while ago (but hey I’m only talking a few weeks, my Fab age is still pretty accurate to my real age! ) and I’ve been through all the private trauma of realising I now qualify for SAGA products already.
So to the main point of this thread: what to YOU signifies the transition between being young and old?
Is it your age? Maybe a state of mind? Maybe the moment you start to go “ooooh” and “ahhhhh” getting in and out of chairs, or something else?
Tell me Fabsters, what constitutes being old to you? "
*buys Dan a bag of Wurthers....
Happy (kinda) birthday DB.
Welcome to your entire body starting to fall apart.
Bit.
By.
Bit.
By.
Bit.
Winston
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well op its my birthday today and its just another day mate enjoy your 50th and hope you have plenty more to come "
Happy birthday my friend. I hope you have an awesome day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you can no longer get back up off the floor without "something to hold on too".
When you discover a love for those Meat pies in a tin
You creak everytime you bend.
You wee a bit when you laugh or sneeze or even backfire.
You seem to be one of the oldest parents at the school gates.
You take your teeth out to clean them.
You get discount at the local pubs Emerald Lunch Club.
You start going Bingo
One for the men..... you know you're getting older when your Balls start to touch the water in the toilet!
You start "Sunday Driving" all week.
Happy Birthday (for ages ago) Mr Berks , enjoy old age. "
I’m at the creaking stage for sure. But pies from tins!?  please tell me I’m never going to be old enough for THAT! |
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"Well op its my birthday today and its just another day mate enjoy your 50th and hope you have plenty more to come
Happy birthday my friend. I hope you have an awesome day! "
thanks mate doing nothing special just another day and the weather is rubbish lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a great 50th and may you get many boob pics in your inbox. And also find a Wispa in the back of the pantry.  "
The lack of boobs pics in my inbox for my ‘it’s not my’ birthday is very disappointing tbf. Maybe a bump will result in tits in my inbox? Who knows!?  |
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