Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
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well im pretty sure my puppy has alot to do with the odd socks in my house.. even when i buy all the same colour i get down quickly to only being able to find one of them and have the other 9 missing!! need to dig the garden up i think
has he been round urs i wonder?? |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!"
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them  ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain! |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain! "
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man "
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!"
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol "
its in the wash - not lost lol  |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol
its in the wash - not lost lol "
Bloody hell Minxie, it's been in there for over a day now, it must be done by now! Bet it's too smal when you come to put it back on!! |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol
its in the wash - not lost lol
Bloody hell Minxie, it's been in there for over a day now, it must be done by now! Bet it's too smal when you come to put it back on!! "
so u want me to get dressed again ......... wonder if other forumites want me to!!?!?!   |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol
its in the wash - not lost lol
Bloody hell Minxie, it's been in there for over a day now, it must be done by now! Bet it's too smal when you come to put it back on!!
so u want me to get dressed again ......... wonder if other forumites want me to!!?!?! "
Nah, you can't put it back until it's dry or else you'll catch your death o cold!! Wait until the holly drops off then maybe try it on for fit! Fellow forumites need to keep their Xmas cheer!! |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol
its in the wash - not lost lol
Bloody hell Minxie, it's been in there for over a day now, it must be done by now! Bet it's too smal when you come to put it back on!!
so u want me to get dressed again ......... wonder if other forumites want me to!!?!?!
Nah, you can't put it back until it's dry or else you'll catch your death o cold!! Wait until the holly drops off then maybe try it on for fit! Fellow forumites need to keep their Xmas cheer!! "
thats settled then |
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"Why oh why do I keep ending up with odd or mis-matched socks?
I reckon some son of a bitch steals them in the middle of the night, that or there's a really strange looking sock drawer somewhere...
Bizzare!
Ah, one of life's great mysteries this is. I always put matched pairs into the wash basket but often only get one returning to my sock drawer. Checked washing machine drain but they aren't there, checked puppies basket but they aren't there, checked wife's drawers but they're not there (not much room in them ) Checked e-bay and they're not there. So goodness knows where they've gone. Maybe there's a wannabe Damien Hurst type out there making a massive sculpture out of a sock mountain!
I love the bit that says "only get one returning to my sock drawer" - now that bit did make me laugh ........ typical man
Er, hang on a minute, see I trust a woman with two items i.e. socks and she can only return one. Rather irresponsible of her I think. And you've no room to talk Minxie, you've gone and lost your bra somehow!! lol
its in the wash - not lost lol
Bloody hell Minxie, it's been in there for over a day now, it must be done by now! Bet it's too smal when you come to put it back on!!
so u want me to get dressed again ......... wonder if other forumites want me to!!?!?!
Nah, you can't put it back until it's dry or else you'll catch your death o cold!! Wait until the holly drops off then maybe try it on for fit! Fellow forumites need to keep their Xmas cheer!!
thats settled then "
Good, can't do with you catching cold to add to your recently bashed noddle and resultant addling of the brain. Musn't reduce your capacity to cause mayhem and chaos!! |
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The colour combos socks are great until, you start to lose them one by one. 
the sock demon must'nt like my thick black socks and only steals coloured thin socks. 