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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When someone gets ignorant in private chat because of your personal views and they get insulting. My favorite is " The only way you getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait". What is yours ?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you had half a brain cell you'd be intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why don't you take your foot off the cunt pedal?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Terribly sorry, I will not engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't you take your foot off the cunt pedal?"

You seem undecided though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't you take your foot off the cunt pedal?

You seem undecided though "

I've never used it in real life, I just heard and thought it was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't you take your foot off the cunt pedal?

You seem undecided though

I've never used it in real life, I just heard and thought it was brilliant "

Yeah, I'm guessing it's one of those in the office setting would just result in an awkward HR convo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes I am a 4 and 5 letter bad word and am proud off it

Hi at least us 4 and 5 letter bad words have all the fun

But man it must be a real bad day when the 4 and 5 letter bad word will not even hop in to bed with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

think it was quoted by Mark Twain...!

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

If you want my comeback, scoop it off your mums tits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fav at the moment as I travel I'm often asked what brings me to that area

They don't seem to like when I say my car normally x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Terribly sorry, I will not engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

When I get an unsolicited request for something unsavoury.

My response is, "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap".

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By *nobyMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Fuck off "

Hahaha!

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

You have nothing useful to say and you're saying it far too loudly.

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By *osey WalesMan  over a year ago

Surrey

I do not have the time or the crayons to explain it to you.

I dont have the energy to even pretend to like you today

Being a dick, will not make it bigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you want my comeback, scoop it off your mums tits."

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No comebacks-

I just smile & ignore them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Your mum"

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"When someone gets ignorant in private chat because of your personal views and they get insulting. My favorite is " The only way you getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait". What is yours ?"

I don't have private chats with anyone that's ignorant. The best comeback to that is just to open the message and leave it sat there going mouldy. Many can't then resist the urge to send a follow up.

It's far more frustrating for them if you don't even bother to reply. Leaves them arguing with themselves whilst you get on with life.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan  over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Ever thought about taking a day off from being a dick head?

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