"Go on a huge wanking marathon and you kill 2 birds with 1 stone 
Isn't that two birds with one spaff?! 
If your aim's good enough 
I'm calling the RSPB 
LvM"
You and your fecking binoculars in the bushes
Just remember, two in the hand is worth one in the bush |
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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago
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"You lot are tough work, I give up!
Going back to self love and working out  "
As you train, you'll already be aware thst nothing worth having is ever easy and to trust the process (or some such shite) |
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"You lot are tough work, I give up!
Going back to self love and working out
As you train, you'll already be aware thst nothing worth having is ever easy and to trust the process (or some such shite) "
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"Men are hard work too
I’m always hard and love to work
You sweet talker you  "
What can I say man of many talents - the work is the best bit , put 110% effort in then “hopefully” get the same return.
I just love women greatest creation   |
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"Men are hard work too
Sandwich, blowjob and we're sorted! Easy job!
...well I'm a little busy but I'll slap your dong between two slices of wholemeal right now bro, let's go "
Don't forget the mayo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries? "
Them ones that melt when you submerge then in water? I seen it on da Facebooks |
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries? "
It's what happens when booty lover mixes up laundry and lingerie and can't think of the word delicate . |
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
Them ones that melt when you submerge then in water? I seen it on da Facebooks "
like American friendly knickers ..one yank and they're off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
It's what happens when booty lover mixes up laundry and lingerie and can't think of the word delicate . "
FFS, what happens at crazy golf stays at crazy golf!
Losing my street cred here! |
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
It's what happens when booty lover mixes up laundry and lingerie and can't think of the word delicate .
FFS, what happens at crazy golf stays at crazy golf!
Losing my street cred here!"
I mean technically it wasn't at crazy golf... |
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
It's what happens when booty lover mixes up laundry and lingerie and can't think of the word delicate .
FFS, what happens at crazy golf stays at crazy golf!
Losing my street cred here!
I mean technically it wasn't at crazy golf... "
I'm up for a crazy golf social |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
It's what happens when booty lover mixes up laundry and lingerie and can't think of the word delicate .
FFS, what happens at crazy golf stays at crazy golf!
Losing my street cred here!
I mean technically it wasn't at crazy golf... "
I know but it sounds less sketchy than the counterpart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are aren't we. Too many buttons and fiddly knobs.
And feeble lingeries!
What's a feeble lingeries?
Them ones that melt when you submerge then in water? I seen it on da Facebooks like American friendly knickers ..one yank and they're off "
Is that not the same as adult nappies? One rip to the hip and it's brown hawk down  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s a saying that goes:
It’s not that some women are too much,
It’s that some men are not enough”
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I prefer to go with the, I'm too good for them theory |
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