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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Not a bad show today but maybe too militaristic and old school?
What about a shower of rose petals and robed priestesses walking ahead waving incense or carnival dancers behind emphasising peace and love...?
What would you have had in your state funeral? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I'd have liked an open top coffin placed atop that boat from the new Thor flick being towed by the two giant screaming goats.
They could have dragged me all the way to the white cliffs of Dover where the boat would be loaded with TNT and fireworks before being launched towards France by a giant catapult, exploding into brightly coloured starburst and glitter, accompanied by the soundtrack of Rock of Ages.
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I would like plumed stallions to draw my coffin in a glass carriage to a beautiful location. At the very last minute of the service a gorgeous young man impeccably dressed, unknown to any of the other mourners will walk from the back of the hall, lay a single rose on my coffin while visibly weeping then leave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t talk about it on here because…
Snowflakes
I’m offended !"
I was gonna have lots of Black people involved. But you’re not invited to the cookout anymore  |
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Couldn't see the TV at work but ran over when I heard that the Queen was being followed by her forebares and was disappointed.
In my head I heard four bears.
So yeah, I want 4 huge grizzlies at my state funeral.
sound track by the prodigy and aphex twin.
Light show by whoever does the ones for rammstein.
And for some reason, kind of want a trebuchet involved in some way |
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At my funeral I want a beautiful blonde lady dressed in black with big black sunglasses and under a black umbrella whatever the weather. She is to have no interaction with anyone there and to leave the ceremony last |
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And a speaker in the coffin that keeps playing me shouting let me out 
