and wore those giant nix washed them out and hung them on the window airer things then went out for day! My then partner said we will come back to find boy scouts made a tent outa them! Pmsl! He did have a sense of humour like no other god rest his soul x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emergency parachute for action man

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I would wrap a fine pair of knickers around the finest chocolate and name it Sknickers™.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fan belt for a dinky toy

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just one pair of mine are used by fishermen to trawl behind their boats. Bumper catches are guaranteed1 "

Something smells fishy to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sniff them, what else

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Emergency tourniquet.

Stuff them into a hole to stop a leak.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Stuff one into each of the glasses on your table in a bar and leave the bar staff flummoxed as to just what the heck was going on there

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Use them as a spunk covered gag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dental floss

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Tie saplings to stakes

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Put them into your partners top pocket just as you walk into a pub

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Keep your ankles warm whilst dogging

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dental floss "

Just don't get it stuck. That'd be an embarrassing trip to the dentist

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

ilkley

Put them on over the top of your jogging pants and be a superhero.

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By *aveed74Man over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Wear them and objectify myself

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Wrap them round your herbs and whack them in the pot as a bouquet garni when you're making a coq au vin, rabbit stew or beef bourguignon.

You can just fish the filled knickers out at the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put them in a sub’s mouth to try and keep them quiet / so their moaning can’t be heard by everyone lol

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By *urbo TedMan over a year ago

Stansted

Working on the basis they are still in packaging, take them back to Next (other knicker shops available), obtain a refund, wait 24 hours for money to hit my account, realise it's a Bank Holiday so cannot spend the money, wake up tomorrow and head to town, see money in account, buy a beer, put rest of money into fruit machine, lose money, sit and drink pint whilst looking at ducks on the river, wish I'd sold knickers online whilst pretending to be a seller called Debbie 36d, finish pint and head home to see what's happening in FAB world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try find the other one from the pair i did always wonder why they call it pair of knickers tho

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Tea strainer

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Tea strainer

Grrr! You pinched my idea!