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over a year ago
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"I certainly miss them….she is a belter, my girlfriend, but fick me, she could benefit from a nice big pair of tits"
Such a shame she only has the one massive one |
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"Do you believe in life after tits?
I'm fairly sure these weren't the words, GC."
No matter what bra I try
My tits keep getting pushed aside
And they can't break through
The little peep hole I made for you!
I'm so sa a ad that they're leaning.
But don't let stop you breast feedin'
When the left is flat n done
Get started on the other one !
Do you be leeeeeeeeeeeeve in Tits after life ? ! |
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"Do you believe in tits?
Hard to answer.
Do you have any supporting evidence you can share with the group to help with our beliefs?
Show us ya tits grammar."
That's you ........ I never knew that was you ......
I have an M & S wide strapper bustenhalter! |
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"I believe in a thing called tits..."
He believes in a thing called tits
Just listen to them draggin' on the floor.
There's a chance that they could get chaffed
Or nipple trapped under the door !
He believes in a thing called tits, hoo-oooooooh |
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"I believe in a thing called tits...
He believes in a thing called tits
Just listen to them draggin' on the floor.
There's a chance that they could get chaffed
Or nipple trapped under the door !
He believes in a thing called tits, hoo-oooooooh"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you believe in life after tits?
I'm fairly sure these weren't the words, GC.
No matter what bra I try
My tits keep getting pushed aside
And they can't break through
The little peep hole I made for you!
I'm so sa a ad that they're leaning.
But don't let stop you breast feedin'
When the left is flat n done
Get started on the other one !
Do you be leeeeeeeeeeeeve in Tits after life ? !"
^It's in her tits (that's where it is). |
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"I believe in Tina
I was summoned  Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
You have no idea how much I smiled when I saw your glorious norks on the forums once more  "
I think they're available in my mum's catalogue...following a mastectomy she's got a few spares ...the only woman I know with four tits  |
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"Do you believe in life after tits?
I'm fairly sure these weren't the words, GC.
No matter what bra I try
My tits keep getting pushed aside
And they can't break through
The little peep hole I made for you!
I'm so sa a ad that they're leaning.
But don't let stop you breast feedin'
When the left is flat n done
Get started on the other one !
Do you be leeeeeeeeeeeeve in Tits after life ? !
^It's in her tits (that's where it is)."
Wots her tits like, I want to know
How can I tell if they swing to n frow
Are they melon size? Oh no they're more like peas
Are they slathered in jizz? No no that's just cream cheese!
If you want to know, if they swing to n frow - check in her bra!
That's where they are! Oh yeah.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent  "
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I read about them in books and others told me they were real , we sang songs about them at school, but it wasn’t until I saw them with my own eyes, touched them, tasted and experienced them directly that I truly believed. There’s no going back to unbelieving now |
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"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though "
Fruit pastille ? How come I only got a monster munch ? |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though
Fruit pastille ? How come I only got a monster munch ? "
What flavour monster munch? If its pickled onion I'll swap you my fruit pastille. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though
Fruit pastille ? How come I only got a monster munch ? "
It was a beef flavoured monster much, so it was rather lovely. Odds bodkins, you'll be after my autograph next  |
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"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though
Fruit pastille ? How come I only got a monster munch ?
What flavour monster munch? If its pickled onion I'll swap you my fruit pastille."
No she gave me a roast beef ....... I'll still have lick of yours tho ...... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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What flavour monster munch? If its pickled onion I'll swap you my fruit pastille."
Pickled onion flavoured monster much are banned from my extinct volcano hide out. I've given my hench people strict instructions on that.  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I believe in Tina
I was summoned Who needs a searchlight beaming a pair of boobs onto a cloud
They are magnificent
Thank you very much. You can have a fruit pastille, but no autographs, though
Fruit pastille ? How come I only got a monster munch ?
What flavour monster munch? If its pickled onion I'll swap you my fruit pastille.
No she gave me a roast beef ....... I'll still have lick of yours tho ......"
Deal you can have a lick of my fruit pastille and I'll have a nibble on your monster munch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you believe in tits?"
I like Blue ones, they are so cute and I had a pair raising young outside my window this year, annoyed the fuck out my cat because she couldn’t reach them  |
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"I believe in a thing called tits...
He believes in a thing called tits
Just listen to them draggin' on the floor.
There's a chance that they could get chaffed
Or nipple trapped under the door !
He believes in a thing called tits, hoo-oooooooh"
Genius!!!! |
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