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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall

How many have random things that just pop into your head that you think must get to make your life easier? Mine just now a soft close loo seat

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By *ittleMyWoman  over a year ago

Stockport

Look at you! Putting the seat down!

I've got a soft close loo seat, it ain't all that tbh

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Winning the lottery would go a long way to making my life easier. I could hire a man to softly close the lid for me, instead of buying a new one. #OnePlanet

LvM

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Soft close lol seats are the future.

I keep thinking I must get me one of them there billionaires. That would make my life a doddle

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Soft close is the only way to go.

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By *ust me 999Man  over a year ago

near you


"Soft close is the only way to go. "

I’ve got one and don’t know how I coped before

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Soft close is all well and good, but what you really need is soft paper. That's the game changer...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is soft close ? Furniture that makes no noises when it closes ?

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"What is soft close ? Furniture that makes no noises when it closes ? "

Yes. So nobody knows that you've had a dump in the middle of the night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is soft close ? Furniture that makes no noises when it closes ?

Yes. So nobody knows that you've had a dump in the middle of the night "

replying from the loo.

Avoiding Poseidon kisses thanks to soft close

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"What is soft close ? Furniture that makes no noises when it closes ?

Yes. So nobody knows that you've had a dump in the middle of the night

replying from the loo.

You know it makes sense..

Avoiding Poseidon kisses thanks to soft close"

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall


"Look at you! Putting the seat down!

I've got a soft close loo seat, it ain't all that tbh"

oh thank you

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall


"Soft close is the only way to go. "
I'm down with the soft close lids Argos visit this week

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall


"Soft close is the only way to go.

I’ve got one and don’t know how I coped before "

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall


"Soft close is all well and good, but what you really need is soft paper. That's the game changer... "
you mean there's better stuff out there than izal

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall


"What is soft close ? Furniture that makes no noises when it closes ?

Yes. So nobody knows that you've had a dump in the middle of the night

replying from the loo.

Avoiding Poseidon kisses thanks to soft close"

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Whilst soft close loo seats are all good it's important to remember to leave them up as much as possible.

That way the 'soft close' function won't wear out too quickly and it'll also cut down on any complaints from female occupants of the house that male occupants have inadvertently pissed on the seat - far less likely to happen if women remember to leave it up after each use so its ready for the next guy to visit.

And don't go coming up with daft suggestions that men and boys in the house should simply remember to lift the seat themselves each time they visit the loo. They're far too busy think about other important things like boobs and sport.

A

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By *iking 777 OP   Man  over a year ago

Kirkwall

Always wondered why in this modern world that instead of men getting all the grief of not putting the seat down ... woman should leave the seat up

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