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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Rules - post that you're in.

Find someone you fancy/want to send a pleasant/smutty/funny message to on the thread

Message someone else on the thread who will post your message anonymously for you

Be nice. Don't take things too seriously

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town

How can you not be game for such banter eh?

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t need a mate to tell the OPs I wouldn’t mind a sticky threesome …

Oh, but in…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As with pretty much anything, I’m up for giving it a go

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

In please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In ...

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington

Ok let's do this....I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

Go on then! And I am happy to play postie if any of you need a mate to post your messages

MJ

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By *enuine MikeMan  over a year ago

Guildford

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Incoming message for Northern Delight

My new mate wants to tell you "I would like you to lick my head like you're licking that ice cream"

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Here's a message for _eddy004.my delectable mate says they're not too old to take a Teddy to bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

In

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

An absolute diamond has asked me to tell Thatdancingguyonfab that they very much enjoy his pictures

And they are not the only one!!

MJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ob.42Man  over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

I'm in

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

In

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I'm in "

You’re a bit of alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh I’ve had someone DM me to pass on a message addressed to me from a mystery person .. thank you if it was you, I’ll get the loofah ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ussle SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

I’m in obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oo we're in

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate has a complaint for Spotify. He's just checked and they don't seem to have Bellaseas listed as the hottest single this week

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington


"An absolute diamond has asked me to tell Thatdancingguyonfab that they very much enjoy his pictures

And they are not the only one!!

MJ "

Thank you very much ...and shine bright like a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sexy profile wants this heard…

Can you please let DanBerks know that if he needs help scrubbing his back he just needs to ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Can you tell Whitney Neil that I'd love to find her jar of marmite'

Listen up Whitters!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

* INCOMING MESSAGE KLAXON *

Please let Tentative_steps7781 know

I love the picture of the sexy science officer and wouldn’t mind joining their away team for some exploration

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooo I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in

You’re a bit of alright "

Phwoar... FAF?

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

In and happy to play postie

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, fabs own poet laureate has penned this

There's a lady I'd love to fuck

But I'll never get any such luck

I bet you're wondering if it's you

Who's the lady that I wanna screw

I'd love to see her on her knees

Down in front of me ... Bellaseas!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in

You’re a bit of alright

Phwoar... FAF? "

Whats FAF mean?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate has a complaint for Spotify. He's just checked and they don't seem to have Bellaseas listed as the hottest single this week "

say hi!

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By *he HandiemanMan  over a year ago

north west

In

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By *uddly GoblinMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll jump in too if it's not too late

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home


"* INCOMING MESSAGE KLAXON *

Please let Tentative_steps7781 know

I love the picture of the sexy science officer and wouldn’t mind joining their away team for some exploration"

Oooh, always up for exploring with fellow geeks.... Just let us know who you are and let's see if we can get something sorted

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"I'm in

You’re a bit of alright

Phwoar... FAF? "

Most definitely

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By *urbo TedMan  over a year ago

Stansted

Finished me dinner, I'm in.

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Hi "

Get out you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh, fabs own poet laureate has penned this

There's a lady I'd love to fuck

But I'll never get any such luck

I bet you're wondering if it's you

Who's the lady that I wanna screw

I'd love to see her on her knees

Down in front of me ... Bellaseas!"

Bellaseas you must attract the artistic type. I've been asked to.share this

Bellaseas get on your knees

And with your mouth you will please

My cock you little tease

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This one's for Blue eyes2021

Could you tell blue eyes that Mrs blue eyes has one of the most amazing arses I've seen on fab

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

Ohhh I like this one.... I'm in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh go on then

TG x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh, fabs own poet laureate has penned this

There's a lady I'd love to fuck

But I'll never get any such luck

I bet you're wondering if it's you

Who's the lady that I wanna screw

I'd love to see her on her knees

Down in front of me ... Bellaseas!"

brilliant! Own up to such beautiful and moving words please

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I’m in for this one

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

In....Happy to play postie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh, fabs own poet laureate has penned this

There's a lady I'd love to fuck

But I'll never get any such luck

I bet you're wondering if it's you

Who's the lady that I wanna screw

I'd love to see her on her knees

Down in front of me ... Bellaseas!

Bellaseas you must attract the artistic type. I've been asked to.share this

Bellaseas get on your knees

And with your mouth you will please

My cock you little tease

"

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate with one hot little bottom says

A lot of people fear the witching hour. I for one would love to feel the stroke of Midnight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count me in

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate knows how to sweet talk

Dear Midnight ... I would love your man hand round my man cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in for a wee while

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By *ucky88oMan  over a year ago

london

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for _ickshawed what happened that one time at band camp

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You should definitely take them up on this offer..

Bellaseas - fancy being the filling to our sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

In. Tentatively.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot as f*ck mate wants Rex Holes to know that she'd love to run up and down that flag pole ... Like a whippet out of the gate

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m in.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Message for _ickshawed what happened that one time at band camp "

Maybe I'll show you one day

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town

RuggerLad just to let you know someone says you have a very sweet smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you to my secret messenger, you’ve put a big smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should definitely take them up on this offer..

Bellaseas - fancy being the filling to our sandwich? "

Ooooo who's this?

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

Heres one from a very hot lady

For Ivana Mandic - What a beautiful view... I'd love to see more too

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By *lectricSensationMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ivana Mandic. My sweet mate says that a hidden profile adds to the mystery. He hopes you find your hearts desire on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh hello my new friends ... please feel free to message me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i be in i fancy folks too ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in, I live in hope

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for Sparkle1974 from my hunky mate

Wow absolutely stunning body and a fiery Scottish redhead. Will you wait 2 years for me to turn 38?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *mooth Operator 07Man  over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh hello my new friends ... please feel free to message me! "

Would if I could

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"RuggerLad just to let you know someone says you have a very sweet smile."

Feel free to direct message I don’t bite

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The poet's are out in force tonight.

Bellaseas oh Bellaseas

Oh how you make my willy sneeze

I don't have a tissue

But that's not an issue

Because I'm always left feeling pleased

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh hello my new friends ... please feel free to message me! "

**ARSE PIC KLAXON**

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

In thank you please

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My very hot mate has this message for steve...

I'd love to nibble that pickle and lick all its sweet and salty juices as they dribble down my chin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *tevebangsMan  over a year ago

Spalding

I'm in, why not

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My really lovely mate has a question for Ivana Mandic

Can Ivana Mandic take me to Middle-Earth and back?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for DanBerks

You're really fit I'm sorry you were my last social as a single lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My really lovely mate has a question for Ivana Mandic

Can Ivana Mandic take me to Middle-Earth and back? "

Certainly ... climb on board

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Inevitable, my hot mate says

I'd love to nibble his guns

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The poet's are out in force tonight.

Bellaseas oh Bellaseas

Oh how you make my willy sneeze

I don't have a tissue

But that's not an issue

Because I'm always left feeling pleased "

these are making me giggle

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *hisCharmingMan  over a year ago

South Manchester

In for a hour or two

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Oh'ho ho, fuck aye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This one's for Blue eyes2021

Could you tell blue eyes that Mrs blue eyes has one of the most amazing arses I've seen on fab"

To whoever sent this ... Mrs B says thankyou very much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inevitable, my hot mate says

I'd love to nibble his guns "

il even let you clean em down too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for DanBerks

You're really fit I'm sorry you were my last social as a single lady

"

can you tell the delightful lady that I SO would have with her .. if only she hadn’t got hitched .. and become a lesbian!! Teehee (in joke ) but I still remember that snog!!

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

Just been asked to

"please tell bellaseas,

I'd love to work my way up those gorgeous legs slowly devouring every inch, teasing her once I reach the top."

Sounds super hot to me....

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Sorry if this a a duplicate message I forgot I agreed to be postie and logged off

Mrs Rickshawed ..

I’ve got something that needs dusting off, can you come in your French Maid outfit and give it a good polish?

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Second missed message. My mate says

Can you tell duty the booty that I like her pic and profile and Bridgend isn’t that far away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate with one hot little bottom says

A lot of people fear the witching hour. I for one would love to feel the stroke of Midnight "

I'll have you purring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This one's for Blue eyes2021

Could you tell blue eyes that Mrs blue eyes has one of the most amazing arses I've seen on fab

To whoever sent this ... Mrs B says thankyou very much "

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

Another message just dropped in

Asking me to tell DX2019 that a super hot couple love his soapy shower pic. Does he need a hand?

MJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My very hot mate has this message for steve...

I'd love to nibble that pickle and lick all its sweet and salty juices as they dribble down my chin

"

He/him? They/them? she/her?

It doesn’t matter because if you ask, you can get it

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A lovely lady has asked

Smooth Operator 07

When are you paying me a visit with that cat o nine tails?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sorry if this a a duplicate message I forgot I agreed to be postie and logged off

Mrs Rickshawed ..

I’ve got something that needs dusting off, can you come in your French Maid outfit and give it a good polish?"

I'm pretty good at the old spit and polish

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Another message just dropped in

Asking me to tell DX2019 that a super hot couple love his soapy shower pic. Does he need a hand?

MJ "

I certainly wouldn't mind a hand. Feel free to drop me a message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Messages will be sent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" hmmm doughnuts and danishes are very sticky aren’t they? And make you lick your fingers …"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This one's for Blue eyes2021

Could you tell blue eyes that Mrs blue eyes has one of the most amazing arses I've seen on fab

To whoever sent this ... Mrs B says thankyou very much

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate knows how to sweet talk

Dear Midnight ... I would love your man hand round my man cock xx"

All the better for wanking you with

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My oooft-worthy mate says

Could I ask if I could please have midnight until the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent "

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B"

If you need to hear someone shout it out loud again, let me know

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"My hot as f*ck mate wants Rex Holes to know that she'd love to run up and down that flag pole ... Like a whippet out of the gate "

Oooooooo make yourself known then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B

If you need to hear someone shout it out loud again, let me know"

Been singing the theme tune last 10 mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B"

Haha. I used to call my brother that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late but in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I Was deleting all the spam messages from the mountain of clunge that is my inbox, when I noticed a message from a hottie whose pants I have long yearned to get into. Imagine my disappointment when upon opening it I realised that is was actually meant for Tryingitout, and the sender was merely using me as a go between to say that he/she/they wouldn't mind trying him out. If there is a trial offer that could be could taken advantage of, then please let me know and I’ll reply with the details…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B

Haha. I used to call my brother that. "

Is he short and had glasses too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for DX2019:

“Could you please tell DX2019 that he's on my hotlist and I look forward to seeing new pictures”

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My smoking hot mate says

Thumper, it's amazing to see you back...and even more your front

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages will be sent

My nickname at school was penfold lol Mrs B

Haha. I used to call my brother that.

Is he short and had glasses too lol "

Haha. Was. He was!

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Message for DX2019:

“Could you please tell DX2019 that he's on my hotlist and I look forward to seeing new pictures”"

Feel free to drop any pic ideas in my inbox. Might be able to organise a personal pic whilst I'm there

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate has a message for Scarlett179

Each time I see you I turn crimson at how stunning you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a bit....

My phone is a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My oooft-worthy mate says

Could I ask if I could please have midnight until the morning? "

Up all night 'til the sun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In for a bit....

My phone is a dick."

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Yes please, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

MixedDevil!!!!

You're more like a lucky devil, as my gorgeous friends say 'ooooft '

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My lovely mate says

MJ from Tentative Steps has the most gorgeously shaped mouth *swoon*

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My odd, but very fanciable mate, has sent the following

Warn Nell Gwynn never to meet with me because I want to pour custard into her amazing collar bone dimples and eat it until I've licked the bowl clean...

Ps. Aware this niche message may not have the desired result...that of the cunning double bluff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m regretting getting a room next to my mate, I think he’s found religion or something, I can hear him praying each night!!! This was my mates last prayer I heard….

Forgive me Father for my sin

Of constantly perving on Nell Gwynn

Her pics are stored in my memory bank

Now I’m off to the bathroom to … wash my hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My odd, but very fanciable mate, has sent the following

Warn Nell Gwynn never to meet with me because I want to pour custard into her amazing collar bone dimples and eat it until I've licked the bowl clean...

Ps. Aware this niche message may not have the desired result...that of the cunning double bluff"

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My smart, sexy mate wants Sprockett22 to know

I'm going to miss your Nocturnal flirts when you leave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good friend of mine has a message for DangerMouse! She wants to let you know ‘he makes me smile. And if he really wants to get into my pants he just needs to ask’

Oooft.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"My smart, sexy mate wants Sprockett22 to know

I'm going to miss your Nocturnal flirts when you leave "

I am flattered.

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home


"My lovely mate says

MJ from Tentative Steps has the most gorgeously shaped mouth *swoon*"

Ooh thanks, my lips are pretty soft too.... Wanna find out just how soft?

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m out because.. wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m out because.. wine"

I’m in because. .. rum

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales


"I Was deleting all the spam messages from the mountain of clunge that is my inbox, when I noticed a message from a hottie whose pants I have long yearned to get into. Imagine my disappointment when upon opening it I realised that is was actually meant for Tryingitout, and the sender was merely using me as a go between to say that he/she/they wouldn't mind trying him out. If there is a trial offer that could be could taken advantage of, then please let me know and I’ll reply with the details…"

I’m intrigued

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Message for Nero. My mate fancies your shoes and what size are you

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot mate is keeping it short and sweet

Thumper - I so would

If she doesn't can I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m out because.. wine"

I'm out too

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By *ussle SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Out. Have fun everyone

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Message for Nero. My mate fancies your shoes and what size are you "

Å perfect 7. UK size.

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I'm game x

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My stud of a mate says Whitney Neil - oooft. That is all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m out because.. wine

I’m in because. .. rum "

good man

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate with the pleasing figure says Magic Fingers 2022 is a bit of a fittie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A good friend of mine has a message for DangerMouse! She wants to let you know ‘he makes me smile. And if he really wants to get into my pants he just needs to ask’

Oooft. "

* Asks everyone on his hotlist immediately *

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By *ouplecu2015Couple  over a year ago

Reading

In

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By *mooth Operator 07Man  over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys


"A lovely lady has asked

Smooth Operator 07

When are you paying me a visit with that cat o nine tails?"

Wooooo, this is my first call out. Who ever you are, thank you and hopefully one day I will pay you a visit.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

In..

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate with the pleasing figure says Magic Fingers 2022 is a bit of a fittie "
tell your mate to come and say hello please

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port

In

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By *rowsing926Man  over a year ago

neots

In

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I’m terrible tonight

A sexy lady wants Thumper to know that

"I can't wait until my next visit to Scotland ... yes please"

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town

Tinder_and_the_beard I've been informed to let you know that

"A sexy lady and a sharp dressed man really make me (her) hot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you for your messages guys but I wasn’t even in x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhhh. I’m in. Please be gentle! (Not) lol x

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thank you for your messages guys but I wasn’t even in x"

I felt sorry for you, so I sent you 6. If you look closely, I moved the commas so the sentences are all completely and utterly different. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you for your messages guys but I wasn’t even in x

I felt sorry for you, so I sent you 6. If you look closely, I moved the commas so the sentences are all completely and utterly different. Good luck! "

you are too kind to me

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thank you for your messages guys but I wasn’t even in x

I felt sorry for you, so I sent you 6. If you look closely, I moved the commas so the sentences are all completely and utterly different. Good luck!

you are too kind to me "

I did a too but used a pounds sterling symbol by mistake so no, you’re not puke-worthy.

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