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What is the 100% tip to get dumped on your first date
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over a year ago
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were "
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets"
And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets
And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them "
Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets
And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them
Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress"
Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets
And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them
Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress
Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp. "
But ask to get her Mum involved and make it a foursome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only talk about yourself
Talk only about how great your past meets were
Talk about them... And what they need to do to even hope to live to past meets
And sighs if they seem bored by you talking about them
Then order about 5 shots for yourself and flirt with the waitress
Then tell her that your dad is waiting in the car and would love to join but no bbk cause it would be weird in dvp.
But ask to get her Mum involved and make it a foursome "
Insist that it would better if her mom has teeth she could remove to switch between her ass and the mouth of her mom
I went too far  |
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"Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit...  "
Supposed to be confident as men, aren't we. I do feel I've been dismissed for being even a little bit shy and nervous on dates...  |
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"Show signs of nervousness. The ladies don't seem to like that one bit... "
First social meet with a couple I was nervous , the husband went to fetch a second round of drinks. I was chatting but nervous underneath. I looked at my watch. Not to check the time but out of habit.
When he returned. she said to him " I think he needs to be somewhere, he KEEPS checking his watch "
Things went downhil from there. |
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Be 25 years older and not actually be the same gender as the person you have been pretending to be for a month of chat.
Oh and admit that the photos you sent were actually of your 30 year old daughter. (Fully clothed)
True story meet I had. Never seen a fat Welsh woman run out of a pub so fast. Didn't even finish my beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use vouchers to pay. A friend did this. Sadly still single but there's a good reason he is financially stable.
In your 40's, mention you live in a house share , post divorce and watch the crash from there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc "
Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc
Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date
It takes allsorts!"
Laughed a bit too much at that |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Insult their clothes/hair/shoes etc
Doesn't work... I once asked a girl why she came dressed looking like bertie bassett and ended up on a secon date
It takes allsorts!
Laughed a bit too much at that "
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