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Status swap - who is game??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets get this Saturday night sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well just Pete I believe we were matched 
Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well just Pete I believe we were matched
Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me. "
You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well just Pete I believe we were matched
Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.
You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper""
I wrote two times my watch sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well just Pete I believe we were matched
Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.
You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper"
I wrote two times my watch sorry "
I've changed it. You were just being very thorough.
But not on my watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well just Pete I believe we were matched
Yours : i lost my watch in my watch in my nan’s anus during a family gangbang, if you find it during the neighbour gangbang dogging party, please give it back to me.
You can sing this to the tune of "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper"
I wrote two times my watch sorry
I've changed it. You were just being very thorough.
But not on my watch."
you are too kind ! |
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"filters!!
Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.  "
Serves you right
Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"filters!!
Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.
Serves you right
Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters...."
You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe. |
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"filters!!
Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.
Serves you right
Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters....
You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe. "
Strangely, none that I'll be accepting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30 "
I don’t get any yet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"filters!!
Oh I don’t think I need to bother with filters in the future. My box will be forever empty after tonight.
Serves you right
Mines filling up already as I foolishly removed all filters....
You might get a good offer at least. …. Maybe.
Strangely, none that I'll be accepting "
Omg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet "
It is very specific |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet
It is very specific "
The Machado are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet "
You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.
Be patient, man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet
You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.
Be patient, man!"
I am a fast cummer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet "
I bet ya a quid you’ll get one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
I don’t get any yet
You know that Brigitte is down the Mecca Bingo tonight until 8pm.
Be patient, man!
I am a fast cummer "
HOUSE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
Oh my "
They are sounding really desperate now |
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
Oh my
They are sounding really desperate now "
How big is your equipment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn’t think of one so was nice with what I sent and I get what’s on my status
You should see the messages I’m getting
Roll on 20.30
Oh my
They are sounding really desperate now
How big is your equipment? "
Average size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes
You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose) 
I'll choose the best one in a bit. Though my audience seems to be focussing on the gagging aspect rather than giving much thought to the jokes. Funny that.... "
It’s amazing what guys will focus on isn’t it
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"Now I'm just getting really crap Dad jokes
You’ll have to share the best one. (The joke, not the cock you get to choose)
I'll choose the best one in a bit. Though my audience seems to be focussing on the gagging aspect rather than giving much thought to the jokes. Funny that....
It’s amazing what guys will focus on isn’t it
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You are a true deviant, sir. Well played! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not going to open any of my messages
Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo. 
Did you remove the waste bin full of condoms "
Hahaha. That’s on the landing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not going to open any of my messages
Haha … for a moment, I was turning the bathroom light on and clearing the junk away to take a photo.
Did you remove the waste bin full of condoms
Hahaha. That’s on the landing. "
Good thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not going to open any of my messages
I sent you a few. From different angles of course
Are they close up
VERY. You can see individual hairs "
Even veins ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
I predict 2341 messages
Calm down septic peg "
I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
I predict 2341 messages
Calm down septic peg
I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight."
 again ?!?! Oh...okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
I think I will be having a read of them x"
Bella? I didnt think you’d be that type of girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
I predict 2341 messages
Calm down septic peg
I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight. again ?!?! Oh...okay "
Sorry - that was meant to be a submissive DM request. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
I predict 2341 messages
Calm down septic peg
I can see you're tetchy. Mars is in Uranus tonight. again ?!?! Oh...okay
Sorry - that was meant to be a submissive DM request."
Either way, okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
I think I will be having a read of them x
Bella? I didnt think you’d be that type of girl "
I hide it well (sometimes) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
How is yours going Red "
Hahahhaha just read it hahahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
How is yours going Red
Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it  "
I'm swimming in offers |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
How is yours going Red
Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it "
Just don’t tell everyone it’s me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
How is yours going Red
Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it "
But what do you do once bottled?
Ha.. my match gone off line... |
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"Ok so mines up.
Not sure I'll be opening any messages I might get
Your box will be heaving, Bella x
How is yours going Red
Not as crazy as the last one. But one guy seems really into it
Just don’t tell everyone it’s me "
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