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over a year ago
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"Makes it sound like they are animals 
Do they come with a certificate of pedigree? "
I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Makes it sound like they are animals
Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?
I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one
Never too early I’ll join you  "
Quite right let me pour you a glass |
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"It’s Saturday morning and Glow Up Doll had reached the lowest point of the internet.
No wait there’s more! "
never seizes to amaze...!
gotta luv the peeps on Fabs. since it’s what makes it special (even though some of us are batshit crazy)... |
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That's so interesting.
I once bred a 6ft 5inch fuck off hairy bear of a gay bloke ..... he loved it so much he brought his fuck off big bear mates round for a go and they all went straight.
Amazing times.
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"Wouldn't they be bi if he bred them?"
Not necessarily. A woman could be only sexualy attracted to other women, but have sex with a guy with whom she has no attraction for the purposes of getting pregnant.
Yes they could do the pot and syringe thing instead, however some may think the chances are better doing it the natural way, or just not want to mess about with a turkey baster. |
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"Tonight 8pm main stage 'breeding lesbians' with support from some other quickly thought up band name. Doors open 7pm. Concessions available."
I believe the support are going to be either Old-School Erotica or Too Much Porn.
Either way, should be a great show. |
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"Makes it sound like they are animals
Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?
I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"
Today my dad was rattling avocados to see if they are ready....maybe you have to give them a shake to find out.  |
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"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet? "
I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick". |
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"Pull up a seat is it to earlier in the morning to open the bottle off bubbly as this is going to be a awesome one
Never too early I’ll join you "
I'm on holiday in the tropics never too early for alcohol. |
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"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet?
I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick"."
I think I’ll be leaving a deposit on a bitch as well  |
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"Give the OP a break.
He's quite obviously run out of wanking material and desperately searching for some new content"
New content? is he a social media star of some kind....what if he's Sydney uni in diguise? Lol!! |
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"How long is it before they can go out OP, and have they had their first jabs yet?
I've got my name on the list for one of the litter and can't wait to pick her up at 8 weeks. I'm going to call her "Lipstick".
I think I’ll be leaving a deposit on a bitch as well "
Is it a big deposit? |
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"Makes it sound like they are animals
Do they come with a certificate of pedigree?
I was just wondering if there's any way to tell if they'll be lesbians before they hatch.... x-ray? Light bulb moment?"
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"Wouldn't they be bi if he bred them?"
TBF, i once spent the night with a woman from swingworld who was married to another woman and classed herself as gay...just occasionally 'she fancied a bit of cock' as she put it- and with us being good friends, i was happy to help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't feed them after midnight or get them wet!
How do you get a lesbian wet?
*asking for a friend
(Lady Astor)
Winston
A strap on."
Show them a video of Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie and Kylie Minogue in the shower together - works for me and I'm male. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lucky you can as i think they are really hard to breed . I only breed BI sexuals but you have to sex them really quickly after hatching and separate as the randy little fuckers just start banging away at each other and end up in tangled heaps and with the hosepipe ban its really tricky getting them apart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kinda depends on the conditions your breeding them in.
Those industrial lesbian farms are sad... they are all jammed into cages...
Free range lesbians I'm all for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What ever you do don't go breeding Trans as the are really hard to sex and separate and you always end up with high maintenance costs as they need to many grooming products to keep them happy ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are friends with a lesbian couple and they want children it's probably more like supplying a sample
Having said that I need my children under my roof id not be happy if they weren't |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
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It's a scandal, these unlicensed lesbian mills! They're often kept in cramped and unsanitary conditions; poorly fed, and just expected to pop out litters of little lesbians, one after the other.
And as for getting a lesbian from one of them... just remember, a lesbian is for life, not just for Pride Month.
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"I have done this what's your thoughts
That you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of child maintenance on a child yiu did not want will never see and who's doesn't care about you
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Still a bareback quicky with a couple of lesbians was worth it. |
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"If they are taking cock, they probably aren't a lesbian."
Not true. Married lesbian friends of mine slept with a mutual male friend to have a baby. It happens. The cost and time taken to do it another way factored here.
They are both very much gay, actually so is the guy involved.
Anyway, these things do happen. Generally not a fab forum post though. |
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/24 16:45:56]
Oh glanny
I tlied to lemove it cos I missed one out ....... not cos of what you tinking........."
They are rubbery.. Although I guess breeding is without rubber. You've confused me now |
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"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot 
It's called being married
It's called duty"
I jest I love my good lady jools and still fancy the pants off her, hopefully the feeling is mutual. |
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"Having sex with someone who definitely isn't attracted to you? Hot
It's called being married
It's called duty
I jest I love my good lady jools and still fancy the pants off her, hopefully the feeling is mutual."
It's called delusion
or backtraking |
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