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For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol |
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over a year ago
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
I get waxed
It's so much easier
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Get the other half to do it then you return the favour using an open razor for his .  |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Sitting with bowl of water. Shave gel and in front of a mirror |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Generally it’s a bit like Russian roulette. Squat and hope for the best. Also a razor that has one of those strips built in tend to work for me. It’s the itch after a few days I’d love to ditch  but agree with other comment. You have a stunning figure.
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"What you ladies need, is a man to do it for you....and to kiss it better if there are any mishaps...."
I gave in and that's just what I had to do much to his delight no mishaps but he did go over it very carefully with his tongue to make sure there were no stray hairs lol |
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I slap on the hair removal cream then sit perched on a towel on my bed for 10mins... Makes my vagina smell like I've dipped it in turps for an hour after I've washed it off. But I can't be chewed with the shaving.
Top tip take a fanny selfie on your phone to check for strays  |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny? 
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo 
Bingo....you got it right lol "
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut? |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut? "
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet. |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet. "
What about your coconut though? |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.
What about your coconut though? "
That's why I have it waxed  |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut? "
No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.
What about your coconut though?
That's why I have it waxed "
So if you didn’t wax it you slash your breasticles trying to shave your lady garden? |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol "
I hear ya!
The worse part is tryi g to hold your 'gunt' up |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
No the boobs are safe it's just a struggle holding them in and lifting the belly up to try see what I'm doing lol imagine for yourself trying to shave in the dark with boxing gloves on lol "
Behave, you’ve not got a belly. I’m not having it. |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet.
What about your coconut though?
That's why I have it waxed
So if you didn’t wax it you slash your breasticles trying to shave your lady garden? "
Actually Rex, I need to cut back this winter. So to save on costs, will you lather me up and sculpt that bad boy for me? |
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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Grow it out, find a busty salon where the staff make you feel comfortable and go have a wax. First and second time is soooo painful but it get better and less painful. Plus the results are fantastic |
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I use an eyebrow razor which is basically like a safer straight razor. Sit on my bed on a towel with a mirror perched between my legs. The eyebrow razor only takes it down to stubble though so I quickly go back over everything when in the shower with a real razor. |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol
Grow it out, find a busty salon where the staff make you feel comfortable and go have a wax. First and second time is soooo painful but it get better and less painful. Plus the results are fantastic "
I think I'm broken cause I've been getting waxed for 2 years and it can still be really pain full  |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Avoid the razor, if it's a danger. I like torture so I epilate. But I still have the razor and hair removal cream as backups and tidy-ups. If my boobs got in the way I would shove them in a sports bra. some how they don't so I'm good. |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol
Grow it out, find a busty salon where the staff make you feel comfortable and go have a wax. First and second time is soooo painful but it get better and less painful. Plus the results are fantastic "
Agree completely. Waxing all the way. The hair grows back much slower and softer too. |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo
Bingo....you got it right lol
But surely you don’t knick your tartars shaving your coconut?
Mine are G's and even i haven't slashed my boobies yet. "
Mines are HH and manage to shave bit of a wrestle with belly and boobs. I shave in the bath then shower. When i am moisturising any stray hairs are removed then.
Tried Hair Removal Cream once sat in a bath of freezing cold water for an hour afterwards never again!!
Would love to find a willing friend to assist with the task though x  |
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"I use the Gillette pubic hair razor for shaving underneath and pluck into shape my short neat triangle"
I brought the Gillette Pubic razor on holiday with me to try. So far so good. Don't want to be sitting on the bed epilating for my mom to walk in. Lol! No electric sockets in the backroom, unfortunately. |
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Tried Hair Removal Cream once sat in a bath of freezing cold water for an hour afterwards never again!!
I had a colleague come in wriggling around in the night shift on the switchboard and I asked her what was up? She said she forgot the hair removal cream on too long on her fanny.
I asked her how?! She was gossiping on the phone and forgot. Lol! I can't multi-task my genitals and everyday stuff. lol! I prefer to focus on the delicate bits first and then do other things. Lol!
I stay in the bathroom with the timer and I don't talk on the phone in the bathroom. |
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"How big are your tits if you slash them shaving your fanny?
I'm going with an DD cup? ... But I'm crap at playing boob bingo "
I'm a 38DD....they don't get in the way...not for me anyway...Can still see my fanny standing up and looking down but in a mirror is easier even when I was thinner. Always do the outer lips and inner thighs by touch anyway. |
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I do it blindly, on my back, in the bath, legs akimbo, left leg resting on side of the bath, lather up, razor width shave down the left side of the V at the crease where my thigh joins. Repeat process on the right side of the V. Lift belly, shave across bikini line so final result is a V/triangle shape. Some of us women have a hairy arse, I know shock horror. So I shave that off completely. And I’ll use a bikini trimmer to keep it short. This is when I can’t be bothered to fully shave it all off. If I was fully shaving it off I’d also do it blindly and just feel my way until all the hair is gone. I don’t bother to look in a mirror afterwards, I just hope for the best |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol "
Omg yes!! Jesus I thought it was me... having to feel around to see if any stray.. thank god I'm not the only one. |
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"For those of you that keep your lady garden looking neat and tidy how the hell do you manage it? Is it just me that struggles with moving the boobs out the way and juggling the bellys whilst trying not to slash myself to bits with the razor lol
Get the other half to do it then you return the favour using an open razor for his . "
F**k that x no x I do both |
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"Omg yes!! Jesus I thought it was me... having to feel around to see if any stray.. thank god I'm not the only one. "
You’re definitely not the only one, it’s all done by feel for me and even when I think I’ve done a good job I’m always worried about missing some and not realising |
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