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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good Ebening!

Welcome to friYAY night’s nocturnal thread hosted by your boy Stevie P, Steve and his magic P, Steve with a Ph, Steve-OH but not Stevo the madman.

Come through, tell me and the gang what’s been going on in your world today. What has made you smile? What has made you frown? Did you see that ludicrous display? Suggest a song? Request a song? Do whatever because in the words of Drake, I’m here for a good time not a long time. (I’m here until the morning)

Friends, new and old you are all welcome here! New posters, lurkers, whatever name we’ve got for you now, say hello, gis a wave, tip your hat, nod your head!

Right- ya’ll ready for this??!

https://youtu.be/avcS0aYJ2a8

and

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

F¹rst Editiøn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"F¹rst Editiøn. "

The first, only and best poster!

Hello Nero! How’re you today? Happy Friday, my man!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Evening stranger. Good to see you back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back "

Well hello Scarlet!

Lovely to read you again! Long time!

How’re you? How’s your Friday been? Tell me everything!!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"F¹rst Editiøn.

The first, only and best poster!

Hello Nero! How’re you today? Happy Friday, my man! "

Good Evening Vicår †. Lovely to see you hosting this evening's Friday Mass. I've been busy with work, endless documentation, conference calls and copious amounts of coffee.

Thank you for declaring this Monday's Bank Holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been a long time but I’m back, evening people

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back

Well hello Scarlet!

Lovely to read you again! Long time!

How’re you? How’s your Friday been? Tell me everything!! "

Good as always chuck. Missed you. How you are keeping well

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas

*lurking*

TGIF

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"F¹rst Editiøn.

The first, only and best poster!

Hello Nero! How’re you today? Happy Friday, my man!

Good Evening Vicår †. Lovely to see you hosting this evening's Friday Mass. I've been busy with work, endless documentation, conference calls and copious amounts of coffee.

Thank you for declaring this Monday's Bank Holiday. "

It’s always a pleasure to see you in mass! You’re one of the best of us.

Coffee hopefully got you through all that you’ve been up to. A good one from Nero, Nero?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been a long time but I’m back, evening people"

Yes, Rasta! Nice to see you, my man!

How are you this wonderful Friday evening? Tell me about your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°"

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*lurking*

TGIF "

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’ve got with me in my bath! Shall we play our second song?! A suggestion please, my s

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas! "

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi all "

Tina! Hello! I’m so glad I’ve found you in here!

How’re you and the twins? how’s your Friday been? Describe it in a song?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week "

Do you watch much TV? Do you watch pointless? Richard Osman is no longer on it!! Sad face.

It’s not been any longer than usual I promise though I agree it has felt longer! Sending love

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We’re off to a slow start here, team so I’m dropping the second song of the night!

Tell me where you’re coming to us from? Drop the location!

https://youtu.be/JpGKWUdRnXE

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me "

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple  over a year ago

derby

Evening all, hope we're all having a nice evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back

Well hello Scarlet!

Lovely to read you again! Long time!

How’re you? How’s your Friday been? Tell me everything!!

Good as always chuck. Missed you. How you are keeping well "

Almost missed this!!

I have missed you too! I did think it weird I hadn’t seen you since my return. I’m glad you showed up in one of my nocturnal threads and not just any old thread!

I’m grand, ta! I have

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week

Do you watch much TV? Do you watch pointless? Richard Osman is no longer on it!! Sad face.

It’s not been any longer than usual I promise though I agree it has felt longer! Sending love "

I don't watch "TV" TV at all to be honest!! Just the online, Netflix, Disney+, etc. Binge watching old medical dramas at the moment!

I wasn't a massive Pointless fan, or game showy type fan in general. But I do like Richard Osman! Have they replaced him?

Oh I don't believe you, it was at least 3 days longer than the standard week!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Steeeevening!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

"

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!"

I’m coming back to say hello properly but thought you’d appreciate this

https://youtu.be/PXVOFueg7qI

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all, hope we're all having a nice evening"

Hello you two s

How is YOUR evening going? This evening is going wonderful for me! I’m coming to you live from the tub!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back

Well hello Scarlet!

Lovely to read you again! Long time!

How’re you? How’s your Friday been? Tell me everything!!

Good as always chuck. Missed you. How you are keeping well

Almost missed this!!

I have missed you too! I did think it weird I hadn’t seen you since my return. I’m glad you showed up in one of my nocturnal threads and not just any old thread!

I’m grand, ta! I have "

I come and go. Was shocked when you left tho. Glad your back. Wine is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week

Do you watch much TV? Do you watch pointless? Richard Osman is no longer on it!! Sad face.

It’s not been any longer than usual I promise though I agree it has felt longer! Sending love

I don't watch "TV" TV at all to be honest!! Just the online, Netflix, Disney+, etc. Binge watching old medical dramas at the moment!

I wasn't a massive Pointless fan, or game showy type fan in general. But I do like Richard Osman! Have they replaced him?

Oh I don't believe you, it was at least 3 days longer than the standard week!"

They’ve replaced him and his giant’s blood with some normal sized person. Sad but I’ve recorded the episodes to cry over with some ice cream.

Medical stuff sounds good. Like scrubs and Grey’s anatomy.

Ok it’s true, it was longer but I promised God I wouldn’t say anything so shhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

I’m coming back to say hello properly but thought you’d appreciate this

https://youtu.be/PXVOFueg7qI"

I laughed way more than I should have at the end.

Although I’m so happy with Eddie Howe we were linked with Emery for a week or two. I would have loved it just for the good ebening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!"

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back

Well hello Scarlet!

Lovely to read you again! Long time!

How’re you? How’s your Friday been? Tell me everything!!

Good as always chuck. Missed you. How you are keeping well

Almost missed this!!

I have missed you too! I did think it weird I hadn’t seen you since my return. I’m glad you showed up in one of my nocturnal threads and not just any old thread!

I’m grand, ta! I have

I come and go. Was shocked when you left tho. Glad your back. Wine is a bonus "

I came back for two reasons. The sex. And you?

I’ve got one thing back in my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

I’m coming back to say hello properly but thought you’d appreciate this

https://youtu.be/PXVOFueg7qI

I laughed way more than I should have at the end.

Although I’m so happy with Eddie Howe we were linked with Emery for a week or two. I would have loved it just for the good ebening "

GOOD afternoon

He’d have loved Newcastle the funny bastard.

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week

Do you watch much TV? Do you watch pointless? Richard Osman is no longer on it!! Sad face.

It’s not been any longer than usual I promise though I agree it has felt longer! Sending love

I don't watch "TV" TV at all to be honest!! Just the online, Netflix, Disney+, etc. Binge watching old medical dramas at the moment!

I wasn't a massive Pointless fan, or game showy type fan in general. But I do like Richard Osman! Have they replaced him?

Oh I don't believe you, it was at least 3 days longer than the standard week!

They’ve replaced him and his giant’s blood with some normal sized person. Sad but I’ve recorded the episodes to cry over with some ice cream.

Medical stuff sounds good. Like scrubs and Grey’s anatomy.

Ok it’s true, it was longer but I promised God I wouldn’t say anything so shhhh! "

Ah that sucks, I don't suspect it'll be as good without him.

Exactly that kinda stuff. Might even move onto old ER and drool over the young Mr Clooney.

See! Knew it! You sneaky little...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

https://youtu.be/dMV31MWIjLE

She’s working at the pyramid!

Don’t you love this song? I’m a second half man but I know people like the whole thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*lurking*

TGIF

Deb, welcome! Lurk no more!

Tell us what’s good in your hood, Castle Douglas!

Chill evening of TV and heading to an early bed. It's been a looooong week

Do you watch much TV? Do you watch pointless? Richard Osman is no longer on it!! Sad face.

It’s not been any longer than usual I promise though I agree it has felt longer! Sending love

I don't watch "TV" TV at all to be honest!! Just the online, Netflix, Disney+, etc. Binge watching old medical dramas at the moment!

I wasn't a massive Pointless fan, or game showy type fan in general. But I do like Richard Osman! Have they replaced him?

Oh I don't believe you, it was at least 3 days longer than the standard week!

They’ve replaced him and his giant’s blood with some normal sized person. Sad but I’ve recorded the episodes to cry over with some ice cream.

Medical stuff sounds good. Like scrubs and Grey’s anatomy.

Ok it’s true, it was longer but I promised God I wouldn’t say anything so shhhh!

Ah that sucks, I don't suspect it'll be as good without him.

Exactly that kinda stuff. Might even move onto old ER and drool over the young Mr Clooney.

See! Knew it! You sneaky little..."

I always thought George Clooney was hot then I saw Amal and realised George was pretty average next to some humans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully) "

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Want me to sing while we wait for everyone else, anyone?

https://youtu.be/EQWKdwvXh-o

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend? "

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°"

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a long time but I’m back, evening people

Yes, Rasta! Nice to see you, my man!

How are you this wonderful Friday evening? Tell me about your day? "

A little d*unk but taking a well deserved night off tonight

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok. "

She's clinging onto my pøle in her usual licentious manner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season."

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok.

She's clinging onto my pøle in her usual licentious manner. "

Don’t let her go, Jack!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been a long time but I’m back, evening people

Yes, Rasta! Nice to see you, my man!

How are you this wonderful Friday evening? Tell me about your day?

A little d*unk but taking a well deserved night off tonight "

What are you drinking?

I got a song for you

https://youtu.be/ZR0v0i63PQ4

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cheeeeeeeers to the freakin weekend, I’ll drink to that! Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back "

Eh up trouble LTNS xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though "

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here."

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening stranger. Good to see you back

Eh up trouble LTNS xx"

Just interrupting to say HELLO to you too Mollers!

Happy Friday

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple  over a year ago

derby


"Evening all, hope we're all having a nice evening

Hello you two s

How is YOUR evening going? This evening is going wonderful for me! I’m coming to you live from the tub! "

We are having a relaxing evening thanks, hope you're enjoying your bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so… "

Fuck you Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve "

Good interaction, that! You’re great

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all, hope we're all having a nice evening

Hello you two s

How is YOUR evening going? This evening is going wonderful for me! I’m coming to you live from the tub!

We are having a relaxing evening thanks, hope you're enjoying your bath"

Lovely! Relax. Enjoy the evening!

I am enjoying it. It’s feeling good for my skin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great "

Harry Kane is clear

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear "

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you? "

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’m the youngest person in this thread I think.

A gift and a curse.

Anyway here’s Jorja Smith!

https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer. "

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey Steve, hey nocturnalling folk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Steve, hey nocturnalling folk."

Hey Nell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player."

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°"

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Steve, hey nocturnalling folk."

Nell, what time do you call this?!

How are you today? Anything to report?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit. "

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Steve, hey nocturnalling folk.

Nell, what time do you call this?!

How are you today? Anything to report? "

23:13 on the 24 hour clock, Steve.

I have little to report. Today's been devoid of happenings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Irreplaceable has just come on. Brb. Gotta reload it. Sing it word for word and then take a sip of the wine.

Enjoy the add break!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


"I’m the youngest person in this thread I think.

A gift and a curse.

Anyway here’s Jorja Smith!

https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM"

I don't think you are.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m the youngest person in this thread I think.

A gift and a curse.

Anyway here’s Jorja Smith!

https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM

I don't think you are.•°°"

Episode 1-

My villain origin story

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs."

hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Steve, hey nocturnalling folk.

Nell, what time do you call this?!

How are you today? Anything to report?

23:13 on the 24 hour clock, Steve.

I have little to report. Today's been devoid of happenings."

Welcome my lovely Nell!

Better to be late than ..?

If nothing has happened I would like to know if I can play you a song?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening! It's a late entry here, mainly because a great journey has been undertaken. I'm in that-there London, after a fecking irritating day at work and one cancelled train (ta, Avanti). Oh. And they forgot to get us off at Euston, but pleased that a horde of gents saw fit to fetch help. Huzzah!

Off to sleep soon, as we have a morning rendezvous with a famous nocturnalite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola "

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok.

She's clinging onto my pøle in her usual licentious manner.

Don’t let her go, Jack!!! "

SHE’S HERE AND SHE IS PERFECT

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants."

The Gay ones? Same

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally "

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening! It's a late entry here, mainly because a great journey has been undertaken. I'm in that-there London, after a fecking irritating day at work and one cancelled train (ta, Avanti). Oh. And they forgot to get us off at Euston, but pleased that a horde of gents saw fit to fetch help. Huzzah!

Off to sleep soon, as we have a morning rendezvous with a famous nocturnalite "

Thank God you’re here!

Here- the nocturnal thread.

Here- this here London!

If that nocturnalite is not me, which it isn’t, then they don’t deserve you full of beans!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a long time but I’m back, evening people

Yes, Rasta! Nice to see you, my man!

How are you this wonderful Friday evening? Tell me about your day?

A little d*unk but taking a well deserved night off tonight

What are you drinking?

I got a song for you

https://youtu.be/ZR0v0i63PQ4 "

.

Lambs spiced rum tonight so a defo drink to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...? "

It’s ok, I’ve just cum in my bath and it’s floating around in the water. Time to photograph and put in your box!

Just unrequited love! It’s a true story. You know? About us? And all the other women that didn’t love me back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same "

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been a long time but I’m back, evening people

Yes, Rasta! Nice to see you, my man!

How are you this wonderful Friday evening? Tell me about your day?

A little d*unk but taking a well deserved night off tonight

What are you drinking?

I got a song for you

https://youtu.be/ZR0v0i63PQ4 .

Lambs spiced rum tonight so a defo drink to that"

You know ball. Excellent choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy "

he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok.

She's clinging onto my pøle in her usual licentious manner.

Don’t let her go, Jack!!!

SHE’S HERE AND SHE IS PERFECT "

Apologies for my tardiness, but I was being conveyed to my Inn for the night when this nonsense first began. It's hard work wheeling round with a giant 5yo strapped in with you

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...?

It’s ok, I’ve just cum in my bath and it’s floating around in the water. Time to photograph and put in your box!

Just unrequited love! It’s a true story. You know? About us? And all the other women that didn’t love me back.

"

You didn't see how far you could get it up the wall...?¿

So no teeny tiny extra bit under "unrequited love". Who said I don't you..•°°

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I missed the football chat. Typical!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmmm.

Mrs KC is late. I hope she’s ok.

She's clinging onto my pøle in her usual licentious manner.

Don’t let her go, Jack!!!

SHE’S HERE AND SHE IS PERFECT

Apologies for my tardiness, but I was being conveyed to my Inn for the night when this nonsense first began. It's hard work wheeling round with a giant 5yo strapped in with you "

I imagine it is! So I will forgive you!

You’re here now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab! "

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


"I’m the youngest person in this thread I think.

A gift and a curse.

Anyway here’s Jorja Smith!

https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM

I don't think you are.•°°

Episode 1-

My villain origin story "

I'm always happy to help!.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!"

What about the Villa? William’s team! They’re shit but a win is a win.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon "

Head and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...?

It’s ok, I’ve just cum in my bath and it’s floating around in the water. Time to photograph and put in your box!

Just unrequited love! It’s a true story. You know? About us? And all the other women that didn’t love me back.

You didn't see how far you could get it up the wall...?¿

So no teeny tiny extra bit under "unrequited love". Who said I don't you..•°°"

That was my last bath and the answer is not high enough to feed the spiders!!

Are you confessing your love for me?

Usher, I think we’re onto confessions Pt3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!"

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon"

Does she support Grimsby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders "

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m the youngest person in this thread I think.

A gift and a curse.

Anyway here’s Jorja Smith!

https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM

I don't think you are.•°°

Episode 1-

My villain origin story

I'm always happy to help!.•°°"

You’re Batman and I’m one of the people that hate him but love him! It’s an original story though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

"

Ed Sheeran - My G

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G "

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

What about the Villa? William’s team! They’re shit but a win is a win. "

And Arsenal beat Brighton

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby? "

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

What about the Villa? William’s team! They’re shit but a win is a win.

And Arsenal beat Brighton "

They love the Arse in Brighton.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hey Steve , hey nocturnal people!

I've had a very long day but I'm very happy. Still awake! Looking forward to the weekend ahead, might even light an Autumnal candle to get me in the mood for witch season.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem "

I used to follow luton when they were in league two. But no team I follow can be shit for long. Sorry Mrs KC, you can’t relate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend. "

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Steve , hey nocturnal people!

I've had a very long day but I'm very happy. Still awake! Looking forward to the weekend ahead, might even light an Autumnal candle to get me in the mood for witch season."

Light a candle?

Fuck me we’ve lost Meli to the fucking change of season. I’ll message her in spring and see if she’s willing to make my willy go BOING!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Miss the old Meli. The summertime Meli!

Declaring a bank holiday for this loss. I’m distraught.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem "

We’re a bit softer but we’ve got to be up there with the tougher Prem teams.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

I used to follow luton when they were in league two. But no team I follow can be shit for long. Sorry Mrs KC, you can’t relate. "

We have descended the rungs of the Football League. When I was a younger whippersnapper, we were pushing for promotion to the Prem! It's all been a bit wonky since then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at."

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

I used to follow luton when they were in league two. But no team I follow can be shit for long. Sorry Mrs KC, you can’t relate.

We have descended the rungs of the Football League. When I was a younger whippersnapper, we were pushing for promotion to the Prem! It's all been a bit wonky since then "

Yeah well that was a long time ago

hehe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

We’re a bit softer but we’ve got to be up there with the tougher Prem teams."

Heaven help the proper nesh ones then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

I used to follow luton when they were in league two. But no team I follow can be shit for long. Sorry Mrs KC, you can’t relate.

We have descended the rungs of the Football League. When I was a younger whippersnapper, we were pushing for promotion to the Prem! It's all been a bit wonky since then

Yeah well that was a long time ago

hehe "

That was harsh.

*looks at camera*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

I used to follow luton when they were in league two. But no team I follow can be shit for long. Sorry Mrs KC, you can’t relate.

We have descended the rungs of the Football League. When I was a younger whippersnapper, we were pushing for promotion to the Prem! It's all been a bit wonky since then

Yeah well that was a long time ago

hehe "

Indeed. I used to ride my penny farthing to the ground on Saturdays

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman  over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...?

It’s ok, I’ve just cum in my bath and it’s floating around in the water. Time to photograph and put in your box!

Just unrequited love! It’s a true story. You know? About us? And all the other women that didn’t love me back.

You didn't see how far you could get it up the wall...?¿

So no teeny tiny extra bit under "unrequited love". Who said I don't you..•°°

That was my last bath and the answer is not high enough to feed the spiders!!

Are you confessing your love for me?

Usher, I think we’re onto confessions Pt3 "

The spiders will starve, you'll have to scoop some up and fling it up there while pretending to be spider man.

I all... Most* of you guys..•°°

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Steeeeve - what a gorgeous surprise to see you hosting tonight. Sorry I’m sooooo late to the party! Hope everyone is well? L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

10 minutes to ruin the day of my favourite

Should I post a video of someone cooking duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Steeeeve - what a gorgeous surprise to see you hosting tonight. Sorry I’m sooooo late to the party! Hope everyone is well? L x"

Fuck, you’re gorgeous.

Hello

How was your Friday? There’s only a few minutes left so I want all the details.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban. "

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".•°°

One little duck went swimming one day!

Hello my lovely!

Good to read you tonight!

How’s your Friday been? Tell me

Good evening.•°°

It's good to read you tonight too!

My Friday has been pretty good so far, how has your friday been?

I like the little bubbles you do with your ducks. Very nice *borat voice*

There’s still just under 2 hours for me to ruin your Friday

Mine has been pretty great with a minor hiccup. Nothing a bath can’t fix (hopefully)

Thankyou the bubbles are indeed hehheem *very nice*.•°°

I'd like to see you try I have https://youtu.be/4hswHOEQfj8

Do you have any s in your bath? I hope your bath fixes the hiccup.•°°

you do always make me laugh

I like that song. Tequila not so much. But ooooooo mama, you gonna ruin your own day before I can? I like your style

One duck. Now I wonder if it’s you? do I love you?

I think I can make it another hour before I potentially ruin my day then it won't count..•°°

Only ¹.•°°? you need to get them a friend!

Yes, yes you do. Xx.•°°

God. The race is on!!

I do love you. Unrequited love is the title of my autobiography coincidentally

You've not got alot of time left, enough to get creative though(remember green = not creative).•°°

Just unrequited love...?

It’s ok, I’ve just cum in my bath and it’s floating around in the water. Time to photograph and put in your box!

Just unrequited love! It’s a true story. You know? About us? And all the other women that didn’t love me back.

You didn't see how far you could get it up the wall...?¿

So no teeny tiny extra bit under "unrequited love". Who said I don't you..•°°

That was my last bath and the answer is not high enough to feed the spiders!!

Are you confessing your love for me?

Usher, I think we’re onto confessions Pt3

The spiders will starve, you'll have to scoop some up and fling it up there while pretending to be spider man.

I all... Most* of you guys..•°°"

I am Spider-Man and my webs are made out of cum. And what?!

You keep it ambiguous. I don’t know if you love me or not right now. You tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars "

Omg I actually remember that song. On his first album?

I don’t know but reminds me of my younger years! iPod touch days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

We’re a bit softer but we’ve got to be up there with the tougher Prem teams.

Heaven help the proper nesh ones then "

We’ve done the EPL not too long ago but Tranmere really showed us how to go on. Respect because I thought we had a hard team.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I missed the football chat. Typical!

I still haven’t forgiven your lot for the massacre you played on The Toon

Does she support Grimsby?

No, I support Tranmere. Apparently League Two football is a little less sanitised than the Prem

We’re a bit softer but we’ve got to be up there with the tougher Prem teams.

Heaven help the proper nesh ones then

We’ve done the EPL not too long ago but Tranmere really showed us how to go on. Respect because I thought we had a hard team."

Honestly, it's like that most weeks. There's none of the swan diving favoured by our continental friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars

Omg I actually remember that song. On his first album?

I don’t know but reminds me of my younger years! iPod touch days. "

I hadn’t heard it before I met Mrs NE. He had bars before the pop albums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars

Omg I actually remember that song. On his first album?

I don’t know but reminds me of my younger years! iPod touch days.

I hadn’t heard it before I met Mrs NE. He had bars before the pop albums."

Makes sense. She’s young. She’s cool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Steeeeve - what a gorgeous surprise to see you hosting tonight. Sorry I’m sooooo late to the party! Hope everyone is well? L x

Fuck, you’re gorgeous.

Hello

How was your Friday? There’s only a few minutes left so I want all the details. "

Oh you, stop it! My day was very naughty and very very awesome. Added bonus was my new little remote toy being delivered today - didn’t have the energy or need to try it out today though

How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars

Omg I actually remember that song. On his first album?

I don’t know but reminds me of my younger years! iPod touch days.

I hadn’t heard it before I met Mrs NE. He had bars before the pop albums.

Makes sense. She’s young. She’s cool.

"

I don’t think I’ve said this enough but…… fuck you Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

https://youtu.be/PV-UYFTitFU

Look at all those…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Steeeeve - what a gorgeous surprise to see you hosting tonight. Sorry I’m sooooo late to the party! Hope everyone is well? L x

Fuck, you’re gorgeous.

Hello

How was your Friday? There’s only a few minutes left so I want all the details.

Oh you, stop it! My day was very naughty and very very awesome. Added bonus was my new little remote toy being delivered today - didn’t have the energy or need to try it out today though

How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing? "

Naughty? Well, I don’t know we were telling everyone our business, L?

They’re ok. Don’t worry about them. This is about us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Steeeevening!!!!

Alright to you up there in the NE! Home of the 24 hour greggs! I know, you’re shocked I know that

How’re you? Who you got this weekend?

Bournemouth at home. I’d like to say 3 points but I’ve been a Newcastle fan long enough to know it doesn’t work like that. I know you’ve stopped following football but if Bruno and Isak can work together we could be a force this season.

Oh, Isak is one of the nicest players I’ve seen in a long time. The tekkers what a baller! I like Newcastle. I like Howe. I’m rooting for them.

Bournemouth getting points against you lot would be a disgrace though

I like his nervous demeanour. His idol is Henry and he wears the number 14. If he is even 1/10 as good as his idol he’ll be a legend up here.

Well, his idol is the greatest striker in the history of the premier league so…

Fuck you Steve

Good interaction, that! You’re great

Harry Kane is clear

Oh wow you chose violence today!

As ever, wrong and strong. At least you’re consistent. Like Kane and Shearer.

Seriously though for me it goes Shearer, Henry, Aguero. Special mention to Andy Cole. The Shearer/Henry debate is between better goal scorer and better player.

Andy Cole was a badman but I think you’re biased. I don’t mind though because I think he was underrated.

I have Henry first Obvs but agree with your top 3 although Rooney was better than the lot I don’t think he was the best striker. You know ball to be fair. I have to admit.

Rooney was a generational talent. You could play him anywhere on the pitch and he’d do a job. In his peak he was probably the most complete player england has ever produced. Sir Les was great too but you’ll disagree because he was spurs. hey! I like Teddy and liked Ginola

Maaaaaaaaaaate. Ginola gives me funny feelings in my pants.

The Gay ones? Same

I’m straight. Like punch a horse straight but Ginola is dreamy he is. He’s still got it now. He’d be a force on fab!

I don’t know if you’ve seen the old Jean and shoulders advert but… swoooooooon

Head and shoulders

He’s giving me head. I’m holding his shoulders.

Shudder.

Ed Sheeran - My G

Ed Sheeran is always in Edmonton which is really close to where I live now and actually where I used to live shooting music videos and it’s the funniest thing ever. Little legend.

I love Ed. I hate his recent music. Him, a guitar and a loop machine is where it’s at.

Back when he used to rap. #Urban.

I’m up and cumming like I’m fucking in an elevator….. bars

Omg I actually remember that song. On his first album?

I don’t know but reminds me of my younger years! iPod touch days.

I hadn’t heard it before I met Mrs NE. He had bars before the pop albums.

Makes sense. She’s young. She’s cool.

I don’t think I’ve said this enough but…… fuck you Steve "

I feel like you meant it that time

But not sure. Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It’s ducking midnight!!!!

LONG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKND!

That’s a weeknd song played on 0.5x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s ducking midnight!!!!

LONG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKND!

That’s a weeknd song played on 0.5x

"

https://youtu.be/ONumdno2-hU

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face. "

Only someone random?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?! "

Do you want my spunk on your face?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face? "

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2.... "

Hello Ash!

Sounds like a good way to spend an evening! What are your plans for the rest of your Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes "

ha. No!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing?

Naughty? Well, I don’t know we were telling everyone our business, L?

They’re ok. Don’t worry about them. This is about us. "

I think you just spilled the tea on that one Steve

But I’ve taken up all your time already today, so won’t monopolise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing?

Naughty? Well, I don’t know we were telling everyone our business, L?

They’re ok. Don’t worry about them. This is about us.

I think you just spilled the tea on that one Steve

But I’ve taken up all your time already today, so won’t monopolise."

Eh up how are you trouble? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing?

Naughty? Well, I don’t know we were telling everyone our business, L?

They’re ok. Don’t worry about them. This is about us.

I think you just spilled the tea on that one Steve

But I’ve taken up all your time already today, so won’t monopolise."

Fine!!!!!!

Go. See if I care!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

https://youtu.be/6EEW-9NDM5k

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2....

Hello Ash!

Sounds like a good way to spend an evening! What are your plans for the rest of your Saturday? "

I think I'm going to fire up the old Xbox one and play some Red Dead Redemption 2.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thinking about my autobiography right now.

Unrequited Love. Quitting the hardest addiction.

Go buy that in Waterstones NOW

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iiiii’m Nia Looooooong

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2....

Hello Ash!

Sounds like a good way to spend an evening! What are your plans for the rest of your Saturday?

I think I'm going to fire up the old Xbox one and play some Red Dead Redemption 2..... "

Go to a bar and have a drink on me! Love a bit of red dead. A proper good rockstar game.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No! "

^^^Me with cum in my eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye "

Hot

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2....

Hello Ash!

Sounds like a good way to spend an evening! What are your plans for the rest of your Saturday?

I think I'm going to fire up the old Xbox one and play some Red Dead Redemption 2.....

Go to a bar and have a drink on me! Love a bit of red dead. A proper good rockstar game. "

Thank you...I will have a double whisky and see I can get into an old fashioned western bar fight..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Iiiii’m Nia Looooooong"
what’s this reference?! I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Steve and everyone....

We have been watching the capture again on BBC I Player and are now into series 2....

Hello Ash!

Sounds like a good way to spend an evening! What are your plans for the rest of your Saturday?

I think I'm going to fire up the old Xbox one and play some Red Dead Redemption 2.....

Go to a bar and have a drink on me! Love a bit of red dead. A proper good rockstar game.

Thank you...I will have a double whisky and see I can get into an old fashioned western bar fight.. "

That’s what the game is for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot "

Do you really want to make me cry?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iiiii’m Nia Looooooongwhat’s this reference?! I don’t get it "

I said yo name

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How was your day? How are all the other nocturnals doing?

Naughty? Well, I don’t know we were telling everyone our business, L?

They’re ok. Don’t worry about them. This is about us.

I think you just spilled the tea on that one Steve

But I’ve taken up all your time already today, so won’t monopolise.

Eh up how are you trouble? xxx"

Mollers! How the devil are you? L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot

Do you really want to make me cry? "

Honestly, eyes watering at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Iiiii’m Nia Looooooongwhat’s this reference?! I don’t get it

I said yo name"

God I’ve been defeated

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot

Do you really want to make me cry?

Honestly, eyes watering at least "

Have you been comparing notes with Mr KC?!

Now, there's some lovely images/thoughts for me to sleep on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wonder if we will fill this one up?

I don’t usually fill em up because it takes me ages to come. A gift and a curse. #STUD

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot

Do you really want to make me cry?

Honestly, eyes watering at least

Have you been comparing notes with Mr KC?!

Now, there's some lovely images/thoughts for me to sleep on "

Me and Mr KC. You in between.

Report back on how that makes you feel

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot

Do you really want to make me cry?

Honestly, eyes watering at least

Have you been comparing notes with Mr KC?!

Now, there's some lovely images/thoughts for me to sleep on

Me and Mr KC. You in between.

Report back on how that makes you feel "

I'm going to meditate on that very thought, as I enter Slumbersville (that's in London). Good night, Esteban

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have another glass of wine I’m going to ask someone in this thread at random if I can spurt spunk over their face.

Only someone random?!

Do you want my spunk on your face?

Only if you promise to keep it out of my lovely blue eyes ha. No!

^^^Me with cum in my eye

Hot

Do you really want to make me cry?

Honestly, eyes watering at least

Have you been comparing notes with Mr KC?!

Now, there's some lovely images/thoughts for me to sleep on

Me and Mr KC. You in between.

Report back on how that makes you feel

I'm going to meditate on that very thought, as I enter Slumbersville (that's in London). Good night, Esteban "

I know my London boroughs!

Good night, beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Rip thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’m off for a wank. Read you tomorrow my lovelies!

Play nice x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iiiii’m Nia Looooooongwhat’s this reference?! I don’t get it

I said yo name

God I’ve been defeated "

I can’t believe you didn’t get the Kanye reference. I’m disappointed.

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