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Who fancies a bit of sex
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"Thankyou but no Thankyou. " You’re welcome | |||
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"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first " Is that like squirting?  | |||
"No! Not up the bum! "Errr you said yes last time  | |||
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"No! Not up the bum!
Errr you said yes last time "I said I’d lick your brownie  | |||
"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first Is that like squirting? "Obviously | |||
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"Which bit? Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please. " I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up  | |||
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"No! Not up the bum!
Errr you said yes last time
I said I’d lick your brownie "A little wank as well? | |||
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"Go on but only if you do a piss enema first Is that like squirting?
Obviously " | |||
"Whose bum?" Yours  | |||
"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube "I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry | |||
"Ah you lost me at up the bum. Gagging for up the vag " Vag is tomorrow, I want arse tonight | |||
"OK if you must ..but I'm not sticking my winky up your bum every time you ask "Just put your balls in then | |||
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"Well no one else is offering Rex so "Just don’t make eye contact with me  | |||
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"Any more this week and I won’t sit down " Another one won’t hurt then | |||
"Any more this week and I won’t sit down Another one won’t hurt then "Might chafe though. | |||
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"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube
I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry "Promises promises | |||
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"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me "You'll be looking the other way don’t panic | |||
"Which bit? Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please. I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up "I'll put 50p in the meter. | |||
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"Any more this week and I won’t sit down Another one won’t hurt then
Might chafe though. "a good dollop of lube will keep you safe sis. and reduce risk of having you walking like John Wayne | |||
"Any more this week and I won’t sit down Another one won’t hurt then
Might chafe though. "Just how I like it | |||
"Can i have a lot of sex not up the bum please. " No, it’s up the arse or nothing at all | |||
"A bit of sex definitely. Up the bum maybe if you bring plenty of lube
I’ll get your bum wet don’t worry
Promises promises" | |||
"not going down well,," You’ve no idea have you mate  | |||
"Nope... I'd love a good thunderblast up me foof though rex lovely, don't forget the lube though as it's like munching on a Jacobs cream cracker up there dear" I’ll bring me dips for the crackers | |||
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"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic "I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror  | |||
"Which bit? Can I have the after sex cup of tea and biscuits please. I no longer provide refreshments since the leccy went up
I'll put 50p in the meter."Stop talking dirty to me | |||
"up the bum? Love and Peace "hope you asked first or got a good barrister | |||
"Just discovered I’ve got the runs, fancy a bit now?" save on lube? | |||
"Not that bit, no.." You wouldn’t know I’ve been | |||
"Just discovered I’ve got the runs, fancy a bit now?" Definitely  | |||
"up the bum? Love and Peace hope you asked first or got a good barrister "I’ve brought my smelly hanky with me | |||
"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic
I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror "Guns ?? I'm not that kinky | |||
"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic
I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror
Guns ?? I'm not that kinky "I won’t be kissing yours | |||
"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic
I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror
Guns ?? I'm not that kinky
I won’t be kissing yours "Not even my rusty bullet | |||
"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic
I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror
Guns ?? I'm not that kinky
I won’t be kissing yours
Not even my rusty bullet "I’ll kiss it with my japs eye | |||
"Well no one else is offering Rex so
Just don’t make eye contact with me
You'll be looking the other way don’t panic
I’ll be kissing my guns in the mirror
Guns ?? I'm not that kinky
I won’t be kissing yours
Not even my rusty bullet
I’ll kiss it with my japs eye "I best douche then | |||
