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"Can of Quattro please barkeep " good evening young mouse be my pleasure pull up a stool . | |||
"Amaretto sour please sir "pleasure madam no need to call me sir we are all friends Paul will do . | |||
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"I am ready for an espresso martini please NBVN x" always a pleasure never a chore for you fine lady xxx | |||
"Long Vodka please x " ice and a slice xx ? | |||
"Australian red wine please . Large "perfect choice | |||
"A pint of IPA please bartender "hope it doesn't touch the sides | |||
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"Large dry white wine for me please " coming right up young man | |||
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"G&T please - double "looks like you are offering me a double madam xx  | |||
"White Spanish rioja from Aldi. " brought any back with you madam xx | |||
"Whisky sour please and a packet of pork scratchings " got a box of scratchings just for you | |||
"I dont have any I.D on me, I'll just have a " will slip a bacardi in it. Our little secret xx | |||
"G&T please - double looks like you are offering me a double madam xx "If you like . | |||
"I dont have any I.D on me, I'll just have a will slip a bacardi in it. Our little secret xx "Your a legend | |||
"G&T please - double looks like you are offering me a double madam xx
If you like . "enjoy the week end xx | |||
"I dont have any I.D on me, I'll just have a will slip a bacardi in it. Our little secret xx
Your a legend "some might call me an old fossil | |||
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"I’ve already had a beer so I’ll have a rum and please "evening friends. Neat or on the rocks | |||
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"I’ve already had a beer so I’ll have a rum and please "Stunning bars open here too | |||
"Single malt please " a whisky connoisseur me thinks | |||
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"Pint of San Miguel please "perfect choice young man. Happy weekends by the way . | |||
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"I’ve already had a beer so I’ll have a rum and please evening friends. Neat or on the rocks "On the rocks please | |||
"Whisky sour please and a packet of pork scratchings got a box of scratchings just for you "You bloody legend  | |||
"Going to be a bore, again. Can you please bring me a nice nightcap Or any other handsome gent can I'm in my bed and don't want to wonder around anymore " cinzano and lemonade . I am on my way. Will tuck you in aswell xx | |||
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"I’ve already had a beer so I’ll have a rum and please evening friends. Neat or on the rocks
On the rocks please"perfect | |||
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"I dont have any I.D on me, I'll just have a will slip a bacardi in it. Our little secret xx
Your a legend some might call me an old fossil "Then bar them of they do haha | |||
"Dress down on arrival op? " strip bollock naked for me my mate . | |||
"Pint of bitter for him and pink G&T for her thankyouverymuch" No problem Duck. Did you see what I did thete | |||
"I dont have any I.D on me, I'll just have a will slip a bacardi in it. Our little secret xx
Your a legend some might call me an old fossil can I refer them to you Emma xxx
Then bar them of they do haha" | |||
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"A vodka and cream soda for me please "my pleasure you sexy temptress xxx | |||
"Rum and " No problem you mate | |||
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"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers " No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? | |||
"Long Vodka please x ice and a slice xx ?" Please x | |||
"Pint of bitter for him and pink G&T for her thankyouverymuchNo problem Duck. Did you see what I did thete "Ey up we did | |||
"Pint of bitter for him and pink G&T for her thankyouverymuchNo problem Duck. Did you see what I did thete
Ey up we did"use to drive down to Derby from Buxton on the trans peak | |||
"Long Vodka please x ice and a slice xx ? Please x" done put you adorable in there. Between me and you xx | |||
"A pint of IPA please bartender hope it doesn't touch the sides "It didn't mate next... HIC  | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ?" I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head "can't argue with that Fancy another . | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head can't argue with that
Fancy another ."just leave the bottle might be easier | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head can't argue with that
Fancy another . just leave the bottle might be easier "I will hurl it down the bar like they do in westerns . | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head can't argue with that
Fancy another ."funnily enough I'm in Plymouth next weekend I'll replace the bottle cheers my friend | |||
"Go on then gin and lemonade with crushed ice none of that crap flavoured stuff Plymouth navy will suffice cheers No problem my man . Are you ex military my friend ? I've a few exs but no navy just a piss head can't argue with that
Fancy another . funnily enough I'm in Plymouth next weekend I'll replace the bottle cheers my friend "love Guzz as we ex matelots call it . | |||
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"Guinness for me please Mr Busman "where have you been. Been looking out for you. Happy weekends Grumpy . | |||
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"I'm on Jameson please. "good Irish Whisky for a lovely Irish lady xx | |||
"I'm on Jameson please. "Excellent choice! | |||
"Guinness for me please Mr Busman where have you been. Been looking out for you. Happy weekends Grumpy . "Same to you mate have a great weekend | |||
"I'm on Jameson please. good Irish Whisky for a lovely Irish lady xx "Thank you kind Sir.... | |||
"I'm on Jameson please.
Excellent choice!"In my opinion the best whiskey out there. | |||
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"I would be most grateful for a Martin Miller's Gin with tonic....and a wedge of lime. Thank you. "you are having a double for being rather pleasant xx | |||
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"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please." • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please." Hendricks for you fine lady and a jolly good evening to you Wendi. Xx | |||
"Long Vodka please x ice and a slice xx ? Please xdone put you adorable in there. Between me and you xx" Such a smooth talker x | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please. • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. " just sorted a Hendricks. See how we go | |||
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"Can we have snacks too "course you can . I have pizzas in the oven Garlic bread chips pork scratchings. A chilli . No expense spared xx | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please. • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. just sorted a Hendricks. See how we go "• She'll knock that back in no time. Give her a Monkey 47 next. | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please. • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. just sorted a Hendricks. See how we go
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She'll knock that back in no time.
Give her a Monkey 47 next."on its way. Fancy an all nighter | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please.Hendricks for you fine lady and a jolly good evening to you Wendi. Xx" Thank you, I've never tried it yet, you too. | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please. • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. just sorted a Hendricks. See how we go
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She'll knock that back in no time.
Give her a Monkey 47 next."Boys yous are spoiling me. I'm not a gin whirr | |||
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"Can we have snacks too course you can . I have pizzas in the oven Garlic bread chips pork scratchings. A chilli . No expense spared xx "Excellent, feeling peckish and we've run out of crisps! | |||
"G&t fir me not fussy what brand. Ice no slice please. • Give her a Martin Miller' too! She'll love it. just sorted a Hendricks. See how we go
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She'll knock that back in no time.
Give her a Monkey 47 next.on its way. Fancy an all nighter "• Of course, as long as it's served with some Tonique. | |||
"Can we have snacks too course you can . I have pizzas in the oven Garlic bread chips pork scratchings. A chilli . No expense spared xx
Excellent, feeling peckish and we've run out of crisps!"Fancy a cheesy wiggle??? | |||
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"Can we have snacks too course you can . I have pizzas in the oven Garlic bread chips pork scratchings. A chilli . No expense spared xx
Excellent, feeling peckish and we've run out of crisps!"get your laughing tackle round a piece of pizza | |||
"cointreau & lemonade please my good man. The mr " on its way. Just got off the karaoke xx | |||
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"I'll take a Dark & Stormy please, barkeep. Failing that, a Red Stripe is always good too." you are getting both . Thanks for waiting | |||
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" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... "Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx | |||
"Got any Lambrini feeling a bit camp" One bottle left coming your way my friend | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx "My good mahn *hic* where is my IPA *hic*  | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx
My good mahn *hic* where is my IPA *hic* "on its way. You are on karaoke next. Lubricate them larynx | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx "All nighter ... my fav 
...karaoke oh heck, urm Ballroom Blitz!
Feeling like a fruity Merlot please sir ...and one for yourself | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx
My good mahn *hic* where is my IPA *hic* on its way. You are on karaoke next. Lubricate them larynx "get the ear plugs at the ready mate.. trust me  | |||
"Australian red wine please . Large perfect choice "As I have fished can you let me have rest of bottle. Saves reorder . Thanks | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... Emily all nighter you are on karaoke next. What is you tipple by the way xx
All nighter ... my fav
...karaoke oh heck, urm Ballroom Blitz!
Feeling like a fruity Merlot please sir ...and one for yourself "thanks my friend on Guinness myself . Ta very much xxx | |||
"Australian red wine please . Large perfect choice
As I have fished can you let me have rest of bottle. Saves reorder . Thanks "course you can . Don't get rowdy though | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ... "Ahh my old drinking buddy she's late last orders dint apply to her. | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ...
Ahh my old drinking buddy she's late last orders dint apply to her."open all night . Drink till your heart is content xx | |||
" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ...
Ahh my old drinking buddy she's late last orders dint apply to her."Awh WL xx ... thank you ...hope you're hanging in there | |||
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" Awh heck, was last orders called yet ...
Ahh my old drinking buddy she's late last orders dint apply to her.
Awh WL xx ... thank you ...hope you're hanging in there "We'll be the last one my love. | |||
"Vodka martini for me please. A good quality vodka and vermouth, and it has to be dirty "How dirty is diety we're a bit tipsy at the bar and over hers so we need to know. | |||
"Vodka martini for me please. A good quality vodka and vermouth, and it has to be dirty "what time do you call this cheeky chappy . But no problem double for you my good fellow | |||
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"Johnnie Walker " one bottle in total. Straight to the point . | |||
"I'll take a Dark & Stormy please, barkeep. Failing that, a Red Stripe is always good too.you are getting both . Thanks for waiting "Well I'll be coming here more often! | |||
"Australian red wine please . Large perfect choice
As I have fished can you let me have rest of bottle. Saves reorder . Thanks course you can . Don't get rowdy though "Never get rowdy. Just sit in corner and fall asleep  | |||
