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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll start

The size of the spider in the bath that you just threw out

Love and Peace

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

The size of the piece of cheese I've just eaten. It's always miraculously only a bite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The size of the piece of cheese I've just eaten. It's always miraculously only a bite."

Just a nibble

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By *ayHaychMan over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

The size of the occasional lunch burger, it’s always “just a small lunch”.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Number of grey pubes, it's only one or two...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The size of Rex's starfish when it puckers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

The size of the dildo I put up Rex's bum last week. It was actually my first

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"The size of the dildo I put up Rex's bum last week. It was actually my first "

Dammit! *FIST*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The size of the dildo I put up Rex's bum last week. It was actually my first this month "

Well you waited a few days at least

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"The size of the dildo I put up Rex's bum last week. It was actually my first this month

Well you waited a few days at least

He's still smarting, Leo.

I'm surprised he can show his face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why is everyone obsessed with my sheriffs badge??

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't worry Rex, I'll never let on about the *real* size of that sounding rod I used on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The size of my ego - I don't have one, it's all those others who are self obsessed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The size of the fish that got away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *eeds fun guyMan over a year ago

yorkshire

The size if my in box because people can’t help telling you “ I had 160 emails today” answer oh I had 250 stick that up your laptop and smoke it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donald Trump: about his inauguration crowd/ penis

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