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over a year ago
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I drink milk from the carton and put it back
I butter toast and then spread jam with the same knife leaving butter in the jam 
I wash bottom to top if you don’t know why that’s wrong smh
But basically if you wash that why the dirty soap will run down on to you legs offectivly make washing your legs pointless
Also off these shour be taken with a grane off salty as I don’t do any off them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently scrubbing my cellar floor.
Please, don't all be envious of my glam life
On your hands and knees? Oooooft. Cinderella  "
Where's my Prince charming?!
Currently channeling an ugly sister right now   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dusting of my shoes for breakfast club tomorrow morning whilst waiting for FIFA to install after PS told me the disc was dirty "
You finally got fifa 22?
Grim  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t showered in 7 weeks. "
In the words of J Hus
‘3 hours of sleep and I ain’t showered in weeks- I’m on my grind baby’. Or something like that.
Anyway, you win. Just nasty.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm currently scrubbing my cellar floor.
Please, don't all be envious of my glam life
On your hands and knees? Oooooft. Cinderella
Where's my Prince charming?!
Currently channeling an ugly sister right now "
No, the sisters didn’t lift a finger. You’re Cinderella. Filthy animal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I drink milk from the carton and put it back
I butter toast and then spread jam with the same knife leaving butter in the jam
I wash bottom to top if you don’t know why that’s wrong smh
But basically if you wash that why the dirty soap will run down on to you legs offectivly make washing your legs pointless
Also off these shour be taken with a grane off salty as I don’t do any off them "
You’re such a wrongen. God I fucking want you right now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m fiddling in my ear with a cotton bud.
I love the smell but it doesn’t taste nice"
not bad not bad. Try adding MSG.
Bellybutton tastes nicer by the way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate a sweet that had broke the 5 second rule 
Bro
I’d get tested if I were you.
Eat another one first though "
I dropped the packet and still ate them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dusting of my shoes for breakfast club tomorrow morning whilst waiting for FIFA to install after PS told me the disc was dirty
You finally got fifa 22?
Grim "
Secured it with Tesco club card points last year. This years points going towards Disney+ so I can watch she hulk twerk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m trying to get work done right now, but I can’t stop thinking about last week when we were 69’ing and your delicious juices were flowing into my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drink milk from the carton and put it back
I butter toast and then spread jam with the same knife leaving butter in the jam
I wash bottom to top if you don’t know why that’s wrong smh
But basically if you wash that why the dirty soap will run down on to you legs offectivly make washing your legs pointless
Also off these shour be taken with a grane off salty as I don’t do any off them
You’re such a wrongen. God I fucking want you right now "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ate a sweet that had broke the 5 second rule
Bro
I’d get tested if I were you.
Eat another one first though
I dropped the packet and still ate them. "
God you’re fucking hot bro.
Did you lick the floor after? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dusting of my shoes for breakfast club tomorrow morning whilst waiting for FIFA to install after PS told me the disc was dirty
You finally got fifa 22?
Grim
Secured it with Tesco club card points last year. This years points going towards Disney+ so I can watch she hulk twerk "
You like green? 
I hear it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m trying to get work done right now, but I can’t stop thinking about last week when we were 69’ing and your delicious juices were flowing into my mouth."
I think I’m going to display this veri |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate a sweet that had broke the 5 second rule
Bro
I’d get tested if I were you.
Eat another one first though
I dropped the packet and still ate them.
God you’re fucking hot bro.
Did you lick the floor after? "
They were fruit pastilles and I spilled the sugar too and I may or may not have used my finger like a dip dab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hands are covered in mashed avocado - I’m making a butternut squash chilli with homemade guacamole, homemade salsa, Mexican corn and soured cream "
You’re pure filth!
Also, its quarter past 9! Have you not eaten yet?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ate a sweet that had broke the 5 second rule
Bro
I’d get tested if I were you.
Eat another one first though
I dropped the packet and still ate them.
God you’re fucking hot bro.
Did you lick the floor after?
They were fruit pastilles and I spilled the sugar too and I may or may not have used my finger like a dip dab."
Vegan sweets?
God. I’m pulsating for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate a sweet that had broke the 5 second rule
Bro
I’d get tested if I were you.
Eat another one first though
I dropped the packet and still ate them.
God you’re fucking hot bro.
Did you lick the floor after?
They were fruit pastilles and I spilled the sugar too and I may or may not have used my finger like a dip dab.
Vegan sweets?
God. I’m pulsating for you"
Only the black and red ones though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hands are covered in mashed avocado - I’m making a butternut squash chilli with homemade guacamole, homemade salsa, Mexican corn and soured cream
You’re pure filth!
Also, its quarter past 9! Have you not eaten yet?! "
This is early for me |
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"I haven’t showered in 7 weeks.
In the words of J Hus
‘3 hours of sleep and I ain’t showered in weeks- I’m on my grind baby’. Or something like that.
Anyway, you win. Just nasty. "
I’ve been in plaster . I have washed - very well. But I did stretch the truth just to win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hands are covered in mashed avocado - I’m making a butternut squash chilli with homemade guacamole, homemade salsa, Mexican corn and soured cream "
We are interviewing for a personal chef - jobs yours - uniform is what you are wearing in your profile picture 
Now lick me corn hole and squash me butternuts with your guacamoles till me sour cream goes everywhere |
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