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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread
Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora
Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks
Come right up and sample the quivering quim
Also no beards or penises allowed
You know you want to  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread
Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora
Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks
Come right up and sample the quivering quim
Also no beards or penises allowed
You know you want to "
Too funny  |
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"Annnnnd welcome to the first annual get my mate a bird to fiddle with thread
Step on up which one of you lucky ladies would like to try the delights and pleasures of my extraordinary vagina munching friend nora
Shes comical in fine shape game as they come and an expert in the ways of the norks
Come right up and sample the quivering quim
Also no beards or penises allowed
You know you want to
Too funny "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok fine what if i throw in a couple of cock pics as a sweetner
See I told you it’s hard to find women!! "
bella said shes game anyway you sporny twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well? 
Yes"
stop accepting offers from all the bloody guys your scaring away the lasses who want to drink guinness from your anus ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight 
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would  "
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps |
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps"
Would you prepared to chop ya willy off? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps
Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?"
thats commitment may as well tell him you love him |
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps
Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him "
I reserve that for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps
Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him
I reserve that for you "
im not chopping my willy off |
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"Sorry nora it looks like iv turned em all too straight
Nobody wants me. I’m used to it. If I knew how to do the crying emoji I would
I will have you, can put a wig on if that helps
Would you prepared to chop ya willy off?thats commitment may as well tell him you love him
I reserve that for you im not chopping my willy off "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I pretend my name is Danielle and put on a bit of lippy will she nosh me off as well?
Yesstop accepting offers from all the bloody guys your scaring away the lasses who want to drink guinness from your anus ffs"
Drinking from anii and Guinness need to stay as far apart as is possible - you'd have to invent whole new levels of wrongness for that!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried nora seems the girls are all talk these days used to be so easy to set up a girl girl munch off bloody part timers "
Was there ever a time when there was action and not talk? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried nora seems the girls are all talk these days used to be so easy to set up a girl girl munch off bloody part timers
Was there ever a time when there was action and not talk?"
yes and im also overegging the pudding here too |
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