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when cleaning your teeth do you brush your tongue
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"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!! "
So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner? |
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"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!
So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?"
Have you got a maths GCSE?
No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.
I don’t know
Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of. |
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"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!
So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?
Have you got a maths GCSE?
No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.
I don’t know
Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of. "
What if I brush the toilet seat with toothpaste first?
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"Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up
Weird that. I wretch more in the morning than night time."
We clearly have lots in common, we wretch at the same time, you have boobs, I like boobs… we should meet!  |
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"Yes, but only on an night as if I do it in the morning I nearly throw up
Weird that. I wretch more in the morning than night time.
We clearly have lots in common, we wretch at the same time, you have boobs, I like boobs… we should meet! "
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"And you should. More bacteria on your tongue than a toilet seat - which seems to be the rare stick with which to measure the volume of bacteria!!
So I could just lick my toilet seat instead and my mouth would be cleaner?
Have you got a maths GCSE?
No. Because then you would have both the toilet bacteria and the mouth bacteria present. Assuming that less of the mouth bacteria than contracted toilet bacteria had transferred one way or the other or something. Perhaps.
I don’t know
Just don’t lick your toilet seat. End of.
What if I brush the toilet seat with toothpaste first?
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In that case crack on.
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"I sometimes brush the toilet while cleaning my teeth and I sometimes get the bushes mixed up  "
. I bought a toilet brush two weeks ago ... I've given it a go but to be honest, I think I'm gonna go back to toilet rolls |
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