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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago
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…dozens of them, taking over my home 
I don’t know what to do, they all arrived and set up camp in the few hours I was out this afternoon.
Seriously, what do I do? It’s like my worst nightmare is coming true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are professionals who come and remove swarms and nests
I'd not advise going near it
Search up local outfits or just google. Places like Rentokil do any kind of pest not just mice etc |
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"…dozens of them, taking over my home
I don’t know what to do, they all arrived and set up camp in the few hours I was out this afternoon.
Seriously, what do I do? It’s like my worst nightmare is coming true "
Jar of jam - outside the kitchen window (with some jam obviously still
In it) watch… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do what I do, welcome them in, garner trust and friendship whilst slowly introducing them to new ways of thinking, before mating with their women and subsuming their culture. In time you will forget your differences. |
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"Go to your nearest b#m bargains and get a few tins of wasp killer that shoud do the trick
Won’t that make them angry before they die? Currently googling pest controls companies nearby!"
I guess depends how many there are of them if there's loads get pest control if there's only a few could be like a sniper one spray bye bye wasp |
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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago
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I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings  the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!
There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me! |
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"I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!
There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me!"
just had to read that message twice all I saw was 35 dead bodies. |
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"I braved it with wasp killer and sprayed the fuck out of them. 35 dead bodies so far but 3 stings the bastards! I had to do something as the kids were locked in a room hiding!
There’s a wasp nest right outside my bathroom window so have pest control coming out tonight to sort that for me!"
Evil little buggers wasps. Well done for braving it, shame you got stung though. Best leave it for the professionals now though. |
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Go on the dark web,source and buy a short range tactical nuclear warhead.
With a low yield enough to blast your house to kingdom come.
Ok your neighbours might not be impressed,but wasp problem solved.
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"I went for the option that didn’t involve rebuilding my house and got pest control out to treat their nest which was in the air brick. I will soon be free of the fuckers  "
You hope, they are probably already contacting their relatives plotting their revenge.
"avenge us zzzzzzzz" |
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