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The Obvious Flirting Thread

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

Thanks to Woody B's incredible investigative work, we can safely presume that most, if not all, of us are terrible at picking up on genuine flirting and attention.

So I began this thread. A safe place to shamelessly, and obviously, flirt with the objects of your desire!

Want to bury your face between her legs until they're shaking? Want to work his pole like a stripper? Say you're in and get flirting

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be a person and not an object?

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm in, but just because my phone just told me it is National Cream Filled Donut Day and I need sonething else on my screen than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in but only if you actually like me otherwise it’s just cruel.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can I be a person and not an object?"

No.

This is the objectification station.

Choo choo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In but we're no good at flirting

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By *etskissCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost there Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost there Steve "

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

This looks like a laugh. I will be in after work.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Well I'm in but like others I'm crap at flirting - always comes out cheesy with extra cheese. So how this threads going to progress I'm intrigued

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

As per my previous post on the other thread, I wouldn't know where to start.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but only after the funeral please

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So do you come here often????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

Haha I’d say so, I just uploaded a new naked pic so you’re in luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do you come here often????

I can. If you fancy it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. I don't do obvious flirting without it sounding creepy so apologies in advance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do you come here often????

I can. If you fancy it. "

Oh absolutely

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

Haha I’d say so, I just uploaded a new naked pic so you’re in luck

"
- you’ve probably just broken the internet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Let's get it on and get dirty together?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

I'm a mechanic so getting dirty us natural to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do you come here often????

I can. If you fancy it.

Oh absolutely

Do you know what usually happens between people here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat my sausage

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have arrived

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always up for some flirting

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

At least wait until I’ve joined the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So do you come here often????

I can. If you fancy it.

Oh absolutely

Do you know what usually happens between people here?

I'm presuming (hoping) it's something absolutely filthy??? Maybe

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

We're in, however my flirting skills I'd give a 2/10

Mrs

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

[Removed by poster at 14/09/22 13:37:46]

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

Haha I’d say so, I just uploaded a new naked pic so you’re in luck

Get in - feel free to seduce me when you have a sec!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

Haha I’d say so, I just uploaded a new naked pic so you’re in luck

Get in - feel free to seduce me when you have a sec!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

Such altruistic behaviour will certainly result in Sainthood.

As a saint - can i still look at her naked??

Haha I’d say so, I just uploaded a new naked pic so you’re in luck

Get in - feel free to seduce me when you have a sec!

Yup - thats worked!! Im seductionated!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

Feel free to flirt away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds fun! I'm in!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

At least wait until I’ve joined the thread

Late comers

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple over a year ago

northamptonshire

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

At least wait until I’ve joined the thread

Late comers

Wrap those long legs round my face and I’ll wear you like a scarf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in, but just because my phone just told me it is National Cream Filled Donut Day and I need sonething else on my screen than that

I would inhale a cream or custard donut right now

Why do head colds give you the munchies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Well after a cold damp start it's gone sunny and hot - overdressed now need to strip off, the question is how much

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By *amasoporkyCouple over a year ago

midlands

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

That's me out then, I wouldn't know how to flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out then, I wouldn't know how to flirt

Don’t have to when you look like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha"

Love it

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"That's me out then, I wouldn't know how to flirt

Easy flirting for Sparkle - breathe .. er that’s it really xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Wish I could spend an evening flirting with you gorgeous pair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well after a cold damp start it's gone sunny and hot - overdressed now need to strip off, the question is how much

Tapps aff

At the very least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helle777

You taste as good as you look?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helle777

You taste as good as you look?

If that's delicious with a spicy kick then you bet

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By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

And in bed with covid grrrr. … someone flirt with a mask on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

And in bed with covid grrrr. … someone flirt with a mask on

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helle777

You taste as good as you look?

If that's delicious with a spicy kick then you bet

Do love a good bit of spice!

Happy to have a taste

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

Jeez you’re the best sex I ever had !!

Her: but we’ve never had sex!!

Me: Bloody watch is an hour ahead again!!

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By *ixenforfunWoman over a year ago

banes mask

Ooh flirt on for hump day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got to get myself in this flirting lark mullarky shenanigans.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ooh flirt on for hump day "

Ooh I like your bum

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

I saw what you did there - guarantee Helle will be wetter than an otters pocket reading that!!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

We’re in..

Flirt away… x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh flirt on for hump day "

Wow your pics are amazing, as much as I'd hate to see you leave I'd love to watch you walk away

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We’re in..

Flirt away… x"

I’d like to be in with you two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

I saw what you did there - guarantee Helle will be wetter than an otters pocket reading that!!

Naw, he missed one

Should've called out Belle'fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

You, me, whipped cream and strawberries all over your body would be the nicest possible taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

And in bed with covid grrrr. … someone flirt with a mask on

Kinky

I’m kinky if you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

At least wait until I’ve joined the thread

Late comers

Better than a premature ejaculater.

I mean better late than never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh"

Feel free to drop me a message!

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Let's get it on and get dirty together?

At least wait until I’ve joined the thread

Late comers

I come really quickly normally……….. no wait…. Not like that..shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Is that a premium rate number?

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By *IG G77Man over a year ago

GATLEY

I'm in

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’m in

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Who’s the Chinese guy that answered the phone and screamed fluck iff there no lady here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

You, me, whipped cream and strawberries all over your body would be the nicest possible taste

Ohhhhh sounds messy.... and delicious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh"

I didn’t have you down as someone that didn’t like to take a chance. What’s the worst that can happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Is that a premium rate number? "

Flatrate

Geddit?

Flat

Boobless

No?

Jeez tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh

I didn’t have you down as someone that didn’t like to take a chance. What’s the worst that can happen

I feel like a pervy old bird when I'm not

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By *ixenforfunWoman over a year ago

banes mask

"Ooh flirt on for hump day

Wow your pics are amazing, as much as I'd hate to see you leave I'd love to watch you walk away

Ill make sure to give a wiggle

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By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

"Im in but only so duchessb can message me - i think she’s been dying to Break the ice but worried I might reject her advances - this is her safe space to seduce me!!

I think we are all in the same boat.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow "

I'm rather partial to an ass pic myself.... hot ass alert there Misty

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh

I didn’t have you down as someone that didn’t like to take a chance. What’s the worst that can happen

I feel like a pervy old bird when I'm not

Well your profile says you like kink so surely you can just put a blindfold on… you’ll only be able to feel my baby face not see it haha

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow "

Try a different angle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Is that a premium rate number?

Flatrate

Geddit?

Flat

Boobless

No?

Jeez tough crowd"

What? Sorry...I was busy admiring that shoulder pic in your gallery.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

I'm rather partial to an ass pic myself.... hot ass alert there Misty

Right back at ya, beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh flirt on for hump day

Wow your pics are amazing, as much as I'd hate to see you leave I'd love to watch you walk away

Ill make sure to give a wiggle"

Tease

hope you'd be coming back

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you? "

With charm & grace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

Not sure about shaking it all about but I’d certainly put it in and out of you over and over again

God the cringe after even writing that haha

Love it

If you liked that you’d love to read my messages sent me a wink and take a chance on a younger kinky guy

I did.

But I'm taking a guess you likely have a peachy baby face to match that sexy peachy body though

It's a tough call tbh

I didn’t have you down as someone that didn’t like to take a chance. What’s the worst that can happen

I feel like a pervy old bird when I'm not

Well your profile says you like kink so surely you can just put a blindfold on… you’ll only be able to feel my baby face not see it haha"

Ohhhh good point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Is that a premium rate number?

Flatrate

Geddit?

Flat

Boobless

No?

Jeez tough crowd

What? Sorry...I was busy admiring that shoulder pic in your gallery."

Hard to beat a good clavicle

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm… "

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like in if you'd be so kind as to put it in, then out, then shake it all about.

In the nicest possible taste

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Absolutely it's

0 5537 8008 00

Is that a premium rate number?

Flatrate

Geddit?

Flat

Boobless

No?

Jeez tough crowd

What? Sorry...I was busy admiring that shoulder pic in your gallery.

Hard to beat a good clavicle

I love it when you talk dirty

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in if anyone feels the uncontrollable urge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm "

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

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By *cplsMan over a year ago

Nr Waltham

I'd like to be in, love someone to flirt with me. Duchess, that is the best and most beautiful picture you have posted; stunning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

Don’t have to seek it with those lovely boobs there

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

Don’t have to seek it with those lovely boobs there "

Why thank you

May I say - your suit game is strong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

Don’t have to seek it with those lovely boobs there

Why thank you

May I say - your suit game is strong

Should see the salmon suit I have if you like this one

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

In for a penny…

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

Don’t have to seek it with those lovely boobs there

Why thank you

May I say - your suit game is strong

Should see the salmon suit I have if you like this one

No need - just checked out the pictures. You’ve got the old slutty shirt sleeves rolled up thing going on

. Good boy

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By *ixenforfunWoman over a year ago

banes mask

"I'm in if anyone feels the uncontrollable urge.

Now how can i resist?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"In for a penny…

I’ll go for a pound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *oublesixesMan over a year ago

Corby

Oh I'm in for this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

Ha, no games of that sort for me

But I do prefer 1-1

All the orgasms this way tyvm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be a person and not an object?"

Theres always one....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

Ha, no games of that sort for me

But I do prefer 1-1

All the orgasms this way tyvm

Ladies always come first, as many times as they want...

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In for a penny…

I’ll go for a pound

I’d like to go a round with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

Ha, no games of that sort for me

But I do prefer 1-1

All the orgasms this way tyvm

So you’re greedy then? I’m sure I could give you all the attention you could want

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm in if anyone feels the uncontrollable urge.

Now how can i resist?"

Don’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in... RIP inbox lol

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

I saw what you did there - guarantee Helle will be wetter than an otters pocket reading that!!

Naw, he missed one

Should've called out Belle'fast

•

In that case I shall withdrawal my application on the basis that as a flirter my flirtee should know her apostrophes. The " ' " replaced the "le".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

I’m glad I haven’t missed your peaks

A bit hard to miss really… depends what you’re aiming at them

All of my attention.

Good to hear. Not that I’m an attention seeker….

Don’t have to seek it with those lovely boobs there

Why thank you

May I say - your suit game is strong

Should see the salmon suit I have if you like this one

No need - just checked out the pictures. You’ve got the old slutty shirt sleeves rolled up thing going on

. Good boy "

Do enjoy being slutty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls."

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to be in, love someone to flirt with me. Duchess, that is the best and most beautiful picture you have posted; stunning!"

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

Ha, no games of that sort for me

But I do prefer 1-1

All the orgasms this way tyvm

And you deserve every one of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Misty I’m trying to take a peak, down your top. Wow

Try a different angle?

Okay, how do I go about about getting on top of you?

With charm & grace

I know a grace who’d be into this sort of thing but I don’t know any girls called charm…

Oooh you can always bring a friend….

I’ll bring the charm

Is that what you call him? The more the merrier but helle keeps playing games so doubtful she will join us

Ha, no games of that sort for me

But I do prefer 1-1

All the orgasms this way tyvm

Happily give you all of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

Two of you would be hard to handle.

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By *ohn079Man over a year ago

westbury

I'm in

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

Two of you would be hard to handle."

But not impossible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

I saw what you did there - guarantee Helle will be wetter than an otters pocket reading that!!

Naw, he missed one

Should've called out Belle'fast

•

In that case I shall withdrawal my application on the basis that as a flirter my flirtee should know her apostrophes. The " ' " replaced the "le".

Rules don't apply when you're making up the words

They're what you say they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m happy to be objectively desired! Flirt away

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

gretna

"This is supposed to be the flirting thread; not the sycophancy thread!

Sure when it's good it's good

You'd hardly tell the difference

•

Fuck it... ...in that case I'm going to ring your Bel' fast!

I saw what you did there - guarantee Helle will be wetter than an otters pocket reading that!!

Naw, he missed one

Should've called out Belle'fast

•

In that case I shall withdrawal my application on the basis that as a flirter my flirtee should know her apostrophes. The " ' " replaced the "le".

Rules don't apply when you're making up the words

They're what you say they are

No rules??? Are you French or something??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

Two of you would be hard to handle.

But not impossible

One duchess is more than enough! She might be high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

Two of you would be hard to handle.

But not impossible

One duchess is more than enough! She might be high maintenance

I am

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"[Obviously flirted by poster at 14/09/22 15:00:22]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Danum, there is something about you Donny girls.

Nah I’m one of a kind, they aren’t all like me

Two of you would be hard to handle.

But not impossible

One duchess is more than enough! She might be high maintenance

I am

I had my suspicions...

One of you is definitely enough then

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We are certainly in

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

Near You

"Can I be a person and not an object?"

Well, I'm quite happy to be an object and objectified

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

I’d like to be in…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be a person and not an object?

Well, I'm quite happy to be an object and objectified

You're quite happy to be an object...? Poor you, you must be starving for affection!

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By *ama bamaMan over a year ago

dalkeith

I am in for thr hell of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww yeah! Why not... I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I wouldn't know how to flirt

How's your magnificent penis OP?

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

Near You

"Can I be a person and not an object?

Well, I'm quite happy to be an object and objectified

You're quite happy to be an object...? Poor you, you must be starving for affection!

Yup!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

Sorry for not getting involved earlier, we've been perving at peaches on the beach

Who fancies a bum?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry for not getting involved earlier, we've been perving at peaches on the beach

Who fancies a bum?

LvM"

I’ll bum you LvM. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sorry for not getting involved earlier, we've been perving at peaches on the beach

Who fancies a bum?

LvM

I’ll bum you LvM. X"

Fuck yeah!

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

Nell, I'd love to turn your socks crusty

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

"
socks! I want to see your socks up close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

Nell, I'd love to turn your socks crusty

LvM"

*leers at LVM whilst rubbing thighs vigorously*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

socks! I want to see your socks up close"

Will you require me to wear a clean pair? Cos that'd be quite a lot of effort.

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

I’m in can someone teach me how to flirt though

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I’m in can someone teach me how to flirt though

I'll join you if there are lessons!

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"I’m in can someone teach me how to flirt though

I'll join you if there are lessons!"

We can copy each others notes

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm in. I've even set my most alluring photo as my avatar

Nell, I'd love to turn your socks crusty

LvM

*leers at LVM whilst rubbing thighs vigorously*"

*jizzes*

I'm so sorry, this never usually happens, honest

LvM

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