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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna

Imagine you’re in charge of developing a new sex toy - what would you name it? The more ‘wrong’ the answer the better… as you would expect for one of my posts xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Tounge for ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Just for the wankers"

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I still don’t think any toy name will beat Tracys Dog.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna

The All New ‘Juggernaut Clitbomber ‘ Intimate Area Massager - available in diesel & hybrid versions … to the tune of ‘I got the power’

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"I still don’t think any toy name will beat Tracys Dog. "

Oh dear… they didn’t think it through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Supergasm3000

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"Supergasm3000"
is that it’s horsepower?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

The Bumble Flumbler

It's a hand made of overly soft rubber that spins erratically. It has a vibrate function that is too low powered to do anything other than make a noise. It has a suction mount but also comes with a harness that will allow you to attach it to your head.

Patent pending.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"The Bumble Flumbler

It's a hand made of overly soft rubber that spins erratically. It has a vibrate function that is too low powered to do anything other than make a noise. It has a suction mount but also comes with a harness that will allow you to attach it to your head.

Patent pending. "

Pmsl… i should have said ‘no professional marketers’. This is obviously a professional effort!!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"The Bumble Flumbler

It's a hand made of overly soft rubber that spins erratically. It has a vibrate function that is too low powered to do anything other than make a noise. It has a suction mount but also comes with a harness that will allow you to attach it to your head.

Patent pending.

Pmsl… i should have said ‘no professional marketers’. This is obviously a professional effort!! "

Love honey is very interested

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Driller thriller

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"Driller thriller "
that sounds a serious piece of kit x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Anal Fister - comes in a huge dildo shaped package and we guarantee it will be mailed direct to your neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The squirt master

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

The best name has already been used for a toy that was around about 20 years ago ! "The squirmy rooter" I shit thee not!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"The Anal Fister - comes in a huge dildo shaped package and we guarantee it will be mailed direct to your neighbours "

Marked - Fisting is dangerous - please read manual !! On the outside ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beaver Basher.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

gretna


"Beaver Basher."

Pmsl - im amazed there isn’t one xx

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