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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

.. what, Fabsters?

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I've a maccy d's brekkie coming so I'm pretty darn sorted

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich

To go back to bed

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By *eeds fun guyMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


"To go back to bed"

Come on then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to seduce me back to bed.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another coffee.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


".. what, Fabsters?

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Someone to nip and make my 2nd coffee please.

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A helping hand in the shower

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"

A helping hand in the shower "

In!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Another man in the bed and a day of filthy debauchery. Busy Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The rain to stop

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"To go back to bed

Come on then "

Is that an offer?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Someone to bring me coffee and get in bed with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wish someone would finish my decorating for me. It's the most tedious job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to seduce me back to bed....."

We'd love to do that

Miss P x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to make me breakfast

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

Spooning then some relaxed morning sex.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Someone to spoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The day off work

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Someone to steal me away from going to work and look after me in bed with cuddles and make my throat feel better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

A helping hand in the shower

In! "

... because it's hump day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A dirty phone wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A woman to send me a full nude to tribute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lottery win.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A gardener to come and sort the wilderness at the back of the house. I can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To go back to bed, preferably with some company!

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Someone to do my 5k for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Another man in the bed and a day of filthy debauchery. Busy Dan? "

I can cancel EVERYTHING. Trust me!

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"

A helping hand in the shower

In!

... because it's hump day "

You know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a maccy d's brekkie coming so I'm pretty darn sorted "

Oooo now that’s a good idea!

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By *ravellerukMan  over a year ago

Burnham

Sleep,

Woken by a hotel fire alarm zzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hot guy to edge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in Spain on a sunbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In bed could do with some company

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To have a cuddle (for once maybe nothing more) with my Twitter crush.

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By *VHeather_RTV/TS  over a year ago

Hemel Henpstead

To get up and goto the loo. Instead will stay in bed and be uncomfortable for the next 30+ minutes like I have the last few hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A day under the duvet with great company, great snacks and endless brews.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lovely hot cuppa with a little sugar in it to soothe my sore throat

Delivered by a hot guy who'll nurse me back to 100%

Then stay on a while as I thank him thoroughly for his efforts

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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A really hard neck massage with a pumpkin spice Frappuccino. Today is going to be a looooong day, hoping to get at least one of those.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A full English breakfast, a good coffee & a steamy hot shower sex not much to ask for ayy? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 more hours at the end of today. And ima sexy woman to hug… it could turn into a snog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More sleep

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Another man in the bed and a day of filthy debauchery. Busy Dan?

I can cancel EVERYTHING. Trust me! "

You don't need to drop *absolutely* everything. You can leave your hat on

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

..have won last nights lottery, lol

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By *arm and stickyMan  over a year ago

Mold

Retire!

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By *arm and stickyMan  over a year ago

Mold

Retire!

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Retire!"

...can you imagine all that spare time for debauchery though??!!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I’m currently having it - a cappuccino and a toasted teacake

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By *ogan WillowCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Retire!

...can you imagine all that spare time for debauchery though??!! "

Absolutely fantastic!

Although back to bed for more sex would be great.

Realistically though, a few jobs and appointments to be attend to but then, a quick hour of debauchery!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Someone to clean my house please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To not be tired

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A bag of crisps.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Be on holiday somewhere warm but not hot paddleboarding on a C

Cristal clear calm alpine lake, with nothing but the noise of the board gently moving through the water.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some serious topshelf painkillers.

Had a screaming headache for 4 days now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Turkish toilets x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To know my fate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cuddles, hair strokes, and to be fed chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A coffee, but I'm stuck in a work call

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lady to wank with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A head massage

A foot rub

Some banoffe profiteroles

And then a swim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Holiday

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

List would be too long on the things I need.

But you reminded me its time to eat and late fry up I think will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. what, Fabsters?

"

Have an incredibly long fireplace session ending with the most amazing f**k.

Woke up from a rather incredible dream that’s left me running like niagra falls and I can’t concentrate lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A head massage

A foot rub

Some banoffe profiteroles

And then a swim "

Banoffee profiteroles

What is this witchcraft you speak of !!!!

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By *eeds fun guyMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


".. what, Fabsters?

Have an incredibly long fireplace session ending with the most amazing f**k.

Woke up from a rather incredible dream that’s left me running like niagra falls and I can’t concentrate lol"

I’ll just go and chop some wood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some serious topshelf painkillers.

Had a screaming headache for 4 days now "

Try Travel Sickness wristbands.

I'm telling you, they are magic.

Well actually they work by accupressure.

But they're bloody amazing for headaches, migraines especially.

For me, usually starts to ease after about 30mins wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. what, Fabsters?

Have an incredibly long fireplace session ending with the most amazing f**k.

Woke up from a rather incredible dream that’s left me running like niagra falls and I can’t concentrate lol

I’ll just go and chop some wood "

I meant foreplay bloody phone but Il take foreplay infront of the fireplace 100%!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somone sat on my cock as I weld this van up

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By *eeds fun guyMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


".. what, Fabsters?

Have an incredibly long fireplace session ending with the most amazing f**k.

Woke up from a rather incredible dream that’s left me running like niagra falls and I can’t concentrate lol

I’ll just go and chop some wood

I meant foreplay bloody phone but Il take foreplay infront of the fireplace 100%!"

Long foreplay in front of the fire works, shall I keep on chopping?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. what, Fabsters?

Have an incredibly long fireplace session ending with the most amazing f**k.

Woke up from a rather incredible dream that’s left me running like niagra falls and I can’t concentrate lol

I’ll just go and chop some wood

I meant foreplay bloody phone but Il take foreplay infront of the fireplace 100%!

Long foreplay in front of the fire works, shall I keep on chopping? "

I wouldn’t say no!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some Gaviscon. Worked last night and not eaten properly since getting up.

Mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

A frozen strawberry lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yummmm strawberry açai with lemonade from Starbucks is also anazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cuddle from my fave

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

My period to be gone!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Not to be dramatic but I wanna die’

- I want to listen to that song.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My period to be gone! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To feel better! Bleurgh

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"To feel better! Bleurgh "

Sending squishes

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To feel better! Bleurgh

Sending squishes

Tg x"

Thanks lovely. Got the dreaded lurgy

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

To get dinner ready. It's curry tonight...yum!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone to bring me coffee and get in bed with me "

Show me how your coffee machine works!

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

To zone out on forums obviously

If it was anything else I’d be doing it instead

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

OK here another sernario .I'm in Yorkshire. i message a female profile here who is in the other side of London simply just complimenting her on her pic . Her reaponce to is wow i love your pic will you spank me . my responds of course if you were nearer .her responce can you accommodate me tonite. Talk about FaF . wake me up I'm must be dreaming .lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A decent Martini. Or a fuck.

No Martini. Definitely Martini.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"OK here another sernario .I'm in Yorkshire. i message a female profile here who is in the other side of London simply just complimenting her on her pic . Her reaponce to is wow i love your pic will you spank me . my responds of course if you were nearer .her responce can you accommodate me tonite. Talk about FaF . wake me up I'm must be dreaming .lol"

Up date she happy to come if I help her out with fuel .

Thoughts .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK here another sernario .I'm in Yorkshire. i message a female profile here who is in the other side of London simply just complimenting her on her pic . Her reaponce to is wow i love your pic will you spank me . my responds of course if you were nearer .her responce can you accommodate me tonite. Talk about FaF . wake me up I'm must be dreaming .lol

Up date she happy to come if I help her out with fuel .

Thoughts ."

Yeah no. No.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Lol should I ask how much the fuel would cost .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol should I ask how much the fuel would cost ."

You won’t see the money again. Or her. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK here another sernario .I'm in Yorkshire. i message a female profile here who is in the other side of London simply just complimenting her on her pic . Her reaponce to is wow i love your pic will you spank me . my responds of course if you were nearer .her responce can you accommodate me tonite. Talk about FaF . wake me up I'm must be dreaming .lol

Up date she happy to come if I help her out with fuel .

Thoughts ."

Tell her you'll give her 1/2 in cash when she gets there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now? A blow job and then some sound sleep

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

A dark chocolate digestive and a decaf coffee.

Also a really slow fuck with a handsome man who will make the coffee.

Also he’ll need to bring biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A dark chocolate digestive and a decaf coffee.

Also a really slow fuck with a handsome man who will make the coffee.

Also he’ll need to bring biscuits. "

If you find one can you send him my way?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"OK here another sernario .I'm in Yorkshire. i message a female profile here who is in the other side of London simply just complimenting her on her pic . Her reaponce to is wow i love your pic will you spank me . my responds of course if you were nearer .her responce can you accommodate me tonite. Talk about FaF . wake me up I'm must be dreaming .lol

Up date she happy to come if I help her out with fuel .

Thoughts .

Tell her you'll give her 1/2 in cash when she gets there "

I only do cash I've asked how much it would cost for fuel.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Oh fuck she come back with a 30 pound figure .less the cost of last meal out . the phrase you cannot be serriouse comes to mind . thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A dark chocolate digestive and a decaf coffee.

Also a really slow fuck with a handsome man who will make the coffee.

Also he’ll need to bring biscuits. "

Perfect! So if you only want one biccy does that mean I could eat the rest of them while your sipping your coffee and slowly getting fucked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheese, ham and tomato toastie.

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Get my tongue in between a sexy lady’s legs while Mr fucks me from behind…

Mrs

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By *antricSeeker60Man  over a year ago

Durham

Me bed as completely cattle trucked

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

So update told her I'm old fashion only do cash . she say its ok if I cant do it as she needs the money to buy the fuel first. But got two xx in her responce .

Am I only man has had such an offer ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So update told her I'm old fashion only do cash . she say its ok if I cant do it as she needs the money to buy the fuel first. But got two xx in her responce .

Am I only man has had such an offer ? "

I doubt it lol! Does sound like she’s just trying to get money lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So update told her I'm old fashion only do cash . she say its ok if I cant do it as she needs the money to buy the fuel first. But got two xx in her responce .

Am I only man has had such an offer ? "

No meth for tiny Tim tonight then.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Thanks for your thoughts just thought it was funny so thought I'd share .

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By *appy nakedMan  over a year ago

Merseyside

Something to eat so I’m off to the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate gateau with strawberries and cream

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Less sparky wood on the fire!

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By *haggydogMan  over a year ago

Brooklands/London

A drum kit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My husband to finish cooking the damn brisket.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A snuggle

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By *qyRMan  over a year ago

Torbay

A wank with a mate

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By *reedierMan  over a year ago

plymouth

a pussy on my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strong fresh Coffee

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I think you'd like a ginsters

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By *g1231974Man  over a year ago

wetherby

To spoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 more hours at the end of today. And a sexy woman to hug… it could turn into a snog. "

3 weeks after, and I still feel the same way.

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By *omethingfun96Couple  over a year ago

greater london

My surgery pains to go away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now I'd like to be home and have yesterday erased from history.

MrWho.

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By *aveyIOM1970Man  over a year ago

douglas

A spooning partner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bacon and egg butty

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim

To be in a hot tub to ease my slipped discs

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By *irty-pairCouple  over a year ago

Essex

To go back to sleep!

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By *ubyBlairWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

A good, breath-taking kiss and then maybe a little spoon

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire

The ol' Rosemary Kennedy head massage

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

I’d like to feel a penis nestled against my bum cheeks, so I can shuffle my cheeks against it and feel it grow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck everything that moves!!!!!

So….no change there then

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

More sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At this moment, probably sleep.

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By *eybert77Man  over a year ago

Ramsey

A bacon sandwich

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

More sleep please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A other day off.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman  over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

A job

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To go back to bed, and not have to go to work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A shirt, to be automatically ironed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a hi from him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another hour of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sleep, I'm just not getting enough currently

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By *eeds fun guyMan  over a year ago

yorkshire


"Another hour of sleep"

That’s not fair because nobody in their right mind would sleep if they were at the side of you for an hour ! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To go back to sleep lol but I have packing to do!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

....have bacon sandwich

I dont ask much

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By *iercedCplCouple  over a year ago

Greater Manchester

More sleep!

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By *agatoXXXMan  over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

A change of government.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Early lunch as I need to work outside for a while this afternoon.

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By *lark_KentMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Go back to bed. Zzzzz

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By *heonixrising500Man  over a year ago

Barnsley

A really good cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Macdonald's

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple  over a year ago

west london

A lady to join us who loves tights....

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim

A bj

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

A bj

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By *ig rig hullMan  over a year ago

Hull

A bag of roast beef monster munch

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By *andysbackbitchesTV/TS  over a year ago

Sunny old lemner

To be able to sleep!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"To be able to sleep! "
count sheep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not be d*unk

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Not to be horny so I could go to sleep

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By *edangelindisguiseWoman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey

To be asleep so I can have dirty dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be covered in squirt as my tongue is starving

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"To be asleep so I can have dirty dreams. "
enjoy your dirty dreams

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

A lamb samosa.

BBBB Pot Noodle will have to suffice. A poor substitution, though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My nipples teased slowly... as a start

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"My nipples teased slowly... as a start "

Like trying to tune in the wireless?

I'd like a nice bum to spoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My nipples teased slowly... as a start

Like trying to tune in the wireless?

I'd like a nice bum to spoon"

Combining the two sounds like a great start to a lazy day of fun...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. what, Fabsters?

"

A large coffee and some toast to watch the Grand Prix.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"My nipples teased slowly... as a start

Like trying to tune in the wireless?

I'd like a nice bum to spoon

Combining the two sounds like a great start to a lazy day of fun..."

Now that sounds like a rather appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My nipples teased slowly... as a start

Like trying to tune in the wireless?

I'd like a nice bum to spoon

Combining the two sounds like a great start to a lazy day of fun...

Now that sounds like a rather appealing. "

Wiggling back against a hard cock

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

A hot coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex"

…….. hello, my name is woody …..

I need a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex

…….. hello, my name is woody …..

I need a coffee. "

I'll take sex and coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex

…….. hello, my name is woody …..

I need a coffee.

I'll take sex and coffee.

"

Sex works better than coffee. I'd take sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex

…….. hello, my name is woody …..

I need a coffee.

I'll take sex and coffee.

"

I can grind your beans if you want!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex

…….. hello, my name is woody …..

I need a coffee.

I'll take sex and coffee.

I can grind your beans if you want!!! "

You know what I like!!!

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By *hroatitboyMan  over a year ago

GLA

A well hung man to thrust his dick down my throat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For me to wake up spooning n then slowly turning around n wake him up with his cock growing in my mouth!!!

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