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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we going to fuck or…?
Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again 
Who said you had to travel? "
Gotta burn off the first half of the houmous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we going to fuck or…?
Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again
Who said you had to travel?
Gotta burn off the first half of the houmous "
Ok you’re not tryna fuck.
Used to it 
By it I mean rejection
HAHAHA
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab "
Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab
Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down"
I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab
Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down
I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious. "
Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile  
I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you. "
I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A vegan would love to steal it off you lol
Eh? "
Vegans can/will eat hummus so as a distraction I thought I’d say something that makes no sense to do that. Obviously my efforts were no good 
Oh well I tried |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab
Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down
I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious.
Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother "
Do I shell the chickpeas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile
I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.
I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then "
Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.
The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.
Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab
Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down
I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious.
Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother
Do I shell the chickpeas "
Depends loreal  are you worth it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the trick is to not buy it in the first place lol.
I'm awful when it's in arms reach, or vaguely nearby.
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I would be fine if they sold it by the half-pot. My issue is stopping at half of a whole pot.
Anyhoo, 3 minutes left. I think I'm gonna make it, folks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop…."
FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the trick is to not buy it in the first place lol.
I'm awful when it's in arms reach, or vaguely nearby.
I would be fine if they sold it by the half-pot. My issue is stopping at half of a whole pot.
Anyhoo, 3 minutes left. I think I'm gonna make it, folks "
Good luck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop….
FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat "
Go slap yourself lady!!!!
You might not be the ideal weight that you'd like to be but never ever call yourself fat. Very damaging that is.
Also if you didn't like being enticed down the path of utter corruption why are on Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese I hate myself and my body when will this life end"
Dude cheese gives you nightmares I'd you eat it before bedtime - now step away from the cheese |
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"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile
I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.
I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then
Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.
The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food. "
Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese I hate myself and my body when will this life end
Dude cheese gives you nightmares I'd you eat it before bedtime - now step away from the cheese"
Too late.
It’s worth whatever comes next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile
I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.
I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then
Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.
The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food.
Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap "
That was the other one they said about - I'm fine with coriander - good job as you can't make a salsa without it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop….
FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat
Go slap yourself lady!!!!
You might not be the ideal weight that you'd like to be but never ever call yourself fat. Very damaging that is.
Also if you didn't like being enticed down the path of utter corruption why are on Fab "
Tiny bit more damage ain't gonna do any harm |
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"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile
I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.
I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then
Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.
The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food.
Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap
That was the other one they said about - I'm fine with coriander - good job as you can't make a salsa without it."
It’s strange because I can actually tolerate it in salsa or some Mexican foods, but can’t stand it in Thai food |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese
What cheese?
Mature (On brand).
And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.  "
Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing
Cheddar?
Gouda?
Red Leicester?
Details, Steven, DETAILS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese
What cheese?
Mature (On brand).
And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.
Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing
Cheddar?
Gouda?
Red Leicester?
Details, Steven, DETAILS. "
Firstly, Stephen *.
Secondly cheddar!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese
What cheese?
Mature (On brand).
And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.
Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing
Cheddar?
Gouda?
Red Leicester?
Details, Steven, DETAILS.
Firstly, Stephen *.
Secondly cheddar! "
OK thanks Stephe.
Have you ever tried Mexicana? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just ate cheese
What cheese?
Mature (On brand).
And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.
Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing
Cheddar?
Gouda?
Red Leicester?
Details, Steven, DETAILS.
Firstly, Stephen *.
Secondly cheddar!
OK thanks Stephe.
Have you ever tried Mexicana? "
Get a room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best distraction is to drink water until you can’t anymore
Do I look like I've got the time to be up all night peeing? "
Just swamp the bed and say it was squirting  |
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Now to do this all over again tomorrow... 
