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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That I can hold it in for hours and hours, but then at the last hurdle - as soon as my eyes spot a toilet - my bladder thinks it's time to start making it rain 
It's the awkward crossed-leg waddle across the bathroom for me  |
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I've learned how to hold my bladder. It's not entirely healthy to be honest. To avoid the need to use the stairs at home, I can hold it for ages. Working in education has been formative in learning how to hold it, despite circumstances down below conspiring to make it hard to do that. |
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over a year ago
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It’s the same for me on car journeys. When I’m within striking distance of home my bladder has some sort of radar system that says ‘it’s wee time!’
The older I get the more I worry I’ll have an accident .. it’s coming isn’t it?   |
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child 
But holding my bladder, I can do that  "
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called |
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called"
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place  |
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"It’s the same for me on car journeys. When I’m within striking distance of home my bladder has some sort of radar system that says ‘it’s wee time!’
The older I get the more I worry I’ll have an accident .. it’s coming isn’t it? "
Yesss I get this. I always go right before leaving work, but as soon as I'm on my street it's wee-mageddon |
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place "
God’s fave? |
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place
God’s fave?"
Possibly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place
God’s fave?
Possibly
Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger
KIDDING (for the losers)"
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"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place
God’s fave?
Possibly
Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger
KIDDING (for the losers) **"
I thought you meant was my bladder god's fave?!
It certainly wasn't the rest of it!
But Steve, you're peng.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.
Lots of things get worse after having a child
But holding my bladder, I can do that
My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called
My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place
God’s fave?
Possibly
Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger
KIDDING (for the losers) **
I thought you meant was my bladder god's fave?!
It certainly wasn't the rest of it!
But Steve, you're peng.........."
When you call me peng it makes me want to rip your clothes off. |
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