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Flirt with a Fabster : Rhyme edition
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Say you’re in and join the thread
And if you see someone you’d like to bed
Tell them here that you’re a fan
And you’d love to fuck them if you can
Only one clause in this thread of mine
You have to tell them all in rhyme ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What an absolutely brilliant thread
But I wonder Dan
Can I share your bed?
If indeed the answer is no I won’t be disheartened and won’t feel low
But you need to know my favourite teletubby is po  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What an absolutely brilliant thread
But I wonder Dan
Can I share your bed?
If indeed the answer is no I won’t be disheartened and won’t feel low
But you need to know my favourite teletubby is po "
My fave Teletubby is Dipsy
Let’s go and get Tipsy (together  )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been on fab for too long
However I have an enormous schlong
Therefore if you’d like some rhyme
Come tome and spend some time
Lol x"
His Schlongs so big
He can use it to dig .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan Berks and F&B...
You're both hot, so do me..
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What a threesome that would be
You and him and you and me
The only downside I can see
Is who’d be first to sit on me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan Jo Anna and dreamy boo
Oh how I'd love to meet with you  "
My dear Sir olovingman
That sounds to me like an excellent plan
I’ll go first on DreamyBoo
Then we’ll swap and she’ll go with you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
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Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)  |
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"Dan Jo Anna and dreamy boo
Oh how I'd love to meet with you
My dear Sir olovingman
That sounds to me like an excellent plan
I’ll go first on DreamyBoo
Then we’ll swap and she’ll go with you "
Jo Anna and dreamy
Ooft and ooft
I'll shag them til my cock goes soooft |
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’) "
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan Berks,
Fucking him would have its perks,
He has a cute prick,
and is never a prick,
But he can admire me as he jerks "
Welcome back to TinaTitz
She’s so classy like the Ritz
Those wonderous titz are so great
Fancy going on a little sex date? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,
What's his name? Just Pete
His lunging stance has me in a trance,
And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,
His forum posts make laugh & titter
I'd let him do me up the shitter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!"
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,
What's his name? Just Pete
His lunging stance has me in a trance,
And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,
His forum posts make laugh & titter
I'd let him do me up the shitter "
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
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DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?"
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,
What's his name? Just Pete
His lunging stance has me in a trance,
And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,
His forum posts make laugh & titter
I'd let him do me up the shitter "
Oh HeartShapedBoxxx
That was so silly
Twas full of shocks
Just like my willy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple’s profile, I’m assured,
Will make me go “oh my Lord”.
Are they pulling my leg?
Will they take me to bed?
I’ll only know when I’ve been Rickshawed … |
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"Oh to the lovely Rickshawed,
I would love to show you my pork sword,
For a suck and a fuck,
Whatever it took,
For your body to be explored "
Hardly's no fool with his fat
Ball and table tennis bat
He takes a good pic
He could do this chick
Bent over his front door mat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Dreamy Boo !
I dream of You!
Dressed all in black
You never lack
For style or grace.
A friendly face,
Angelic smile
But filthy mind,
Now let me take you
From behind.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heartshapedboxx I'm loving your socks
Where in Scotland are you fey
Co's I reckon I could Deffo make your day"
Bonus points from Rabbie Burns for using 'fey'
I'm way up north, 350 miles away.
I love the accent in Liverpool,
I'm sure just hearing you talk would make me drool |
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?"
If you take my massive strap-on,
I will suck your average weapon. |
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"Just Pete
Lick my feet
I’ll give you a treat
Let’s go to Crete
Oh Kinky Ink
I love your voice
So brown or pink?
You have the choice"
I’m loving these I’m rubbish at rhymes!
I’ll go for pink
To make me scream
Can’t ignore brown
Now that’s the dream |
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"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away
- Ms F. "
For Ms Fluffy kittens,
The cost to travel to you is pittance,
So when I meet you,
My ass will be blue,
So please spank me with mittens  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?
If you take my massive strap-on,
I will suck your average weapon. "
If you lived in London I’d take the tube
But never mind, I’ll pack the lube
Travelling up North is such a farce
But worth it to be taken up the arse
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"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away
- Ms F.
For Ms Fluffy kittens,
The cost to travel to you is pittance,
So when I meet you,
My ass will be blue,
So please spank me with mittens "
Be warned these kitten mittens do have claws,
Wouldnt it be awful if I tore your drawers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kinky ink
Making all the the boys wink
Maybe you and i
Should try being in the pink
Kinky and midnight
Playing with your crotches
Would you mind
If sir olov watches "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan Dan
You are my man
Put it in
Before i grin "
Sexy Midnight with pics so fizzy
They send me all so very dizzy
A body so perfect and made for sin
I can’t wait to stick it in! |
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?
If you take my massive strap-on,
I will suck your average weapon.
If you lived in London I’d take the tube
But never mind, I’ll pack the lube
Travelling up North is such a farce
But worth it to be taken up the arse
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
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"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away
- Ms F.
For Ms Fluffy kittens,
The cost to travel to you is pittance,
So when I meet you,
My ass will be blue,
So please spank me with mittens
Be warned these kitten mittens do have claws,
Wouldnt it be awful if I tore your drawers "
I hope it would be worth it to see,
What is beneath,
so please feel free,
To also use your teeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?
If you take my massive strap-on,
I will suck your average weapon.
If you lived in London I’d take the tube
But never mind, I’ll pack the lube
Travelling up North is such a farce
But worth it to be taken up the arse
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
"
Sounds to me like that would bring tears to my eyes
But I’ll do it if I can feast between your thighs |
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"Dan from Berks,
Show me how your willy works.
Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse
Inside your pants I want to peruse
We can have such fun and larks
(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)
Don't take the mick,
You southern dick!
I can’t help that I’m such a twat
There’s not much I can do about that
But I do know this my lovely Sprockett
I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket
DanBerks you called my bluff,
Would you like it up the chuff ?
Up the chuff sounds good to me
As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?
If you take my massive strap-on,
I will suck your average weapon.
If you lived in London I’d take the tube
But never mind, I’ll pack the lube
Travelling up North is such a farce
But worth it to be taken up the arse
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
"
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry? "
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I tried so many times
To write some witty rhymes
But the user names were complex
And I'm yet again with no sex  "
Bloo Bloo
You must be living in an Igloo
There's many on here that would
Do you in the Fab Loo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Young Dan Berks
This is such a good thread !
How I wish you were bi
And I'd give you good head
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Yes I have to report that straight I am
But it’s a shame you don’t have a hairy clam
Or a foof, or a Fanny or any word for cunt
Because otherwise I might have had a punt! |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream"
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dreamy boo, I dream of you,
And all the things I’d do,
It’s true,
Your lovely lingerie collection,
And tasteful photo shoot selection,
They sadly make me feel dejection,
Because I know that you,
Are far away the chances are slim,
You won’t choose me you’ll select him,
And that’s why I’m now here electing,
You’re profile not to view.
Again.
A Sad Poem by DangerMouse aged 46 and a bit
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !! "
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair "
On her neck ..on her thighs
But please please Dan..not in her eyes |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair "
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter! |
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I’ll fuck you slowly I’ll fuck you quick,
My profile pic is of you're mums dick.
You think you’re cool, you think you’re sly
When I bust a nut it will be in your eye.
Don’t be bashful don’t be a sinner.
I’ll take you out for a nice seafood dinner.
Let me pay, I’ll be a gentleman and polite, just as long as I can cum in your bum at the end of the night!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
On her neck ..on her thighs
But please please Dan..not in her eyes "
She’s got the choice
When we have sex
To protect her eyes
She should wear specs |
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"Dreamy boo, I dream of you,
And all the things I’d do,
It’s true,
Your lovely lingerie collection,
And tasteful photo shoot selection,
They sadly make me feel dejection,
Because I know that you,
Are far away the chances are slim,
You won’t choose me you’ll select him,
And that’s why I’m now here electing,
You’re profile not to view.
Again.
A Sad Poem by DangerMouse aged 46 and a bit
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Mr mouse take advice from this sage
When rhyme flirting there's no filters for age |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter! "
There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow
Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow? |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter!
There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow
Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow? "
I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter!
There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow
Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?
I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ? "
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox ) |
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Fool Hardly, your face has a habit of melting my heart
I know this makes me sound quite the tart
So please take this as me giving it a punt
I’d like you to set up camp in my..
You get where this is going |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter!
There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow
Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?
I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )"
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!! "
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried! |
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Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,
Come to me for a massive fisting!!
Dan says he's willing to give it a try
Are you using lube ..or going in dry?
Going in dry will make me scream
But over her face I will soon cream
Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,
Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!
I jizz away without a care,
And get it all in your hair
Leave my locks you pesky critter,
Or you'll get it up the shitter!
There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow
Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?
I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!! "
Not taken while you were relaxing
Before and after you had your waxing |
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried! "
Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,
Sadly this time you're empty handed! |
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried! "
Ssh Dan. There no need to shout
I've got a feeling she's posted some out |
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Jamie Hants - Body Shape:Ample
Boobs that I would love to sample
Not disappointing
But a prime example
Of dirty flirty fun…
Jane Hants - bites her own lip
Sexy eyes and curvy of hip
Did I mention the boobs?
Her butt I would flip
I FAF in those buns…
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!
Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,
Sadly this time you're empty handed!"
Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while
You sent me pics that make me smile
When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat
To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx  |
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"There was a young man called Dan Berk
Whose favourite thing was to Jerk
He would jerk on the flowers
For hours and hours
and finished it off with a smirk. "
There was a young/old* lady called Granny
Who had such a wonderful fanny
It took lots of dicks
And could do lots of tricks
And it’s resemblance to an oyster was uncanny xxx
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"Fool Hardly, your face has a habit of melting my heart
I know this makes me sound quite the tart
So please take this as me giving it a punt
I’d like you to set up camp in my..
You get where this is going "
Oh I know exactly where this is going,
Just the thought has something growing,
So just give me a chance,
To get in your pants,
So the whole would can know,
I fucked Jamie's Hants |
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!
Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,
Sadly this time you're empty handed!
Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while
You sent me pics that make me smile
When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat
To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx "
I'm off to bed, there's plenty of room.
Come in Dan and make me swoon !!
Xx |
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Granny Crumpet
Granny Crumpet
Many men
Would like to pump it !
So elusive
So enigmatic
Her sexual energy
Gives me static
A wit so sharp
And brain so able
GC, GC !
Bend over that table
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I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?
Ah you’re like a cat,
Can I make you purr
When I lick
Where you’ve got fur*?
(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )
Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,
There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!
Ah my hopes of smut just died
Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!
Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,
Sadly this time you're empty handed!
Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while
You sent me pics that make me smile
When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat
To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx
I'm off to bed, there's plenty of room.
Come in Dan and make me swoon !!
Xx"
Goodnight my lovely , it’s been much fun
Sleep tight gawjuss, (p.s. I’d give you one x) |
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There was a young man that would lurk,
Around Fab he was known as Dan Berks
He likes pervin’ at tits
And other girls bits
When he really should be at work
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"There was a young man that would lurk,
Around Fab he was known as Dan Berks
He likes pervin’ at tits
And other girls bits
When he really should be at work
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There’s a man named WoodyB who it would seem
Was a fan of big cans of whipped cream
He sprays it on his dick
And invites the ladies to lick
But excluding us men is just mean!
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