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Rate the man, not the dick (even though they are interchangeable)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I thought they were attached??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would love an interchangeable dick! Sounds useful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rated

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

What if the man is named Dick and his dong is very handsome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if the man is named Dick and his dong is very handsome?"
dick dick dick and dong say bogies

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

I could be called dick legitimately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What if your name is Dick

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"I could be called dick legitimately

That's an unusual surname.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could be called dick legitimately

That's an unusual surname.

One of Jane Plough's clients.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

How do I do this?

Give me something to work with dammit! I need instructions!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How do I do this?

Give me something to work with dammit! I need instructions! "

You put your hand in my pants. Have a rummage and then say what you think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go Go gadget dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Completely forgot I started that thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself."

If he replies, tell him to call me please Brigitte Machado is back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if the man is named Dick and his dong is very handsome?"

Then You should blow the man’s dick and mind behind Asda x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought they were attached?? "

Not with Ricky Machado

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself.

If he replies, tell him to call me please Brigitte Machado is back. "

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck no.

Brigitte?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself.

If he replies, tell him to call me please Brigitte Machado is back.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck no.

Brigitte?"

Oui sacré Brigitte ! Tout le tempes entrain de rien branler !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself.

If he replies, tell him to call me please Brigitte Machado is back.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck no.

Brigitte?

Oui sacré Brigitte ! Tout le tempes entrain de rien branler ! "

Bloody hell.

Raul is not going to be happy.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Rate my little man

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What if the man is named Dick and his dong is very handsome?

Then You should blow the man’s dick and mind behind Asda x "

Done, in order.

I told him I was a ghost after he did a cum, the look on his stupid face....

Thanks again for your advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is most confusing, which is quite the accomplishment, relatively speaking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got zero rates but will play along again next week.

I’m out now

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That should be an eye-opener for me. Don’t worry I can take it

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

"I could be called dick legitimately

That's an unusual surname.

One of Jane Plough's clients."

Busted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a man has a dick but that man is a dick, then who is to blame?

I asked the very same question to Ricky only 24 hours ago and he told me to go fuck myself.

If he replies, tell him to call me please Brigitte Machado is back.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck no.

Brigitte?

Oui sacré Brigitte ! Tout le tempes entrain de rien branler !

Bloody hell.

Raul is not going to be happy."

We can’t please everyone

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