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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.
Bingo. Thank me later.
(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful  )
Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I do my charty work for the day
I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time
Only one go per side
But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other
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"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.
Bingo. Thank me later.
(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful )
Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!
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I ‘used’ your photo Dan. Thanks muchly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.
Bingo. Thank me later.
(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful )
Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!
I ‘used’ your photo Dan. Thanks muchly. "
Steeeeevvveee … I’ve missed ya fella  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me.
Post nut clarity I believe is the right term (if not a medical term)."
 yup, it’s definitely a ‘thing’ isn’t it |
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"Ok I do my charty work for the day
I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time
Only one go per side
But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other
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Oh Natalie, that made my day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I do my charty work for the day
I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time
Only one go per side
But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other
Oh Natalie, that made my day "
Ha ha thanks |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.
Bingo. Thank me later.
(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful )
Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!
"
They say anything is a dildo of you're brave enough.
Well the same is true of home-made vaginas!
Old thermos flask filled with blancmange.
Car exhaust loaded with jelly.
Henry the hoover, just as he is...... 
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.
At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.
Bingo. Thank me later.
(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful )
Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!
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I like. I have to admit I’ve done this when tempted to visit someone I know is bad for me, definitely works and saves petrol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here
I’m by the bins at Asda
On my way. Get the French letter ready for our lob on frottage "
Still waiting, he stood me up! Should I name and shame?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience….."
Does this explain why most of us don’t turn up? We are all just wanking and can’t be arsed after it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a wank.
The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience…..
Does this explain why most of us don’t turn up? We are all just wanking and can’t be arsed after it? "
A legitimate reason to call timewasters a bunch of wankers? |
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"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once  "
Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days |
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"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once
Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days "
But did you end up with arms around a nice fragrant woman? And if so, what did she smell of? |
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"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once
Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days
But did you end up with arms around a nice fragrant woman? And if so, what did she smell of? "
Yes I did..and they were all lovely |
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