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over a year ago
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique 
What technique works for you "
Dog eating frozen yoghurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral but so many men are terrible at it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique "
To get a shag.
Tbh you can copy and paste that answer for most question on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique
What technique works for you
Dog eating frozen yoghurt."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably a number off reasons
1 bigging them selfs up
And the second as harsh as this is
2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings
How is someone supposed to know they bad at something
If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings
If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably a number off reasons
1 bigging them selfs up
And the second as harsh as this is
2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings
How is someone supposed to know they bad at something
If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings
If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it "
And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably a number off reasons
1 bigging them selfs up
And the second as harsh as this is
2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings
How is someone supposed to know they bad at something
If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings
If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it
And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste. "
Ricky Machado is a proper homogeneous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably a number off reasons
1 bigging them selfs up
And the second as harsh as this is
2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings
How is someone supposed to know they bad at something
If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings
If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it
And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste.
Ricky Machado is a proper homogeneous."
All the Machado’s family members are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably a number off reasons
1 bigging them selfs up
And the second as harsh as this is
2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings
How is someone supposed to know they bad at something
If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings
If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it
And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste. "
That’s also true communication and gudeness is the key if it’s not working then don’t be afraid to say so and point them in the right direction |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think some people oversell themselves as it opens a door and then fall below the mark. Not everyone has to be incredible, it's the ones that preach they're outstanding and then are underwhelming. The ones that are modest are always the best |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Absolutely everyone is different and agree communication is key.
It's more toward the people that send essays about their greatness and then just lap blindly with no sense of rhythm |
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"This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral ..."
I am pleased for you, there is nothing better than feeling someone enjoying receiving oral. Welcome to the oral fan club |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique "
Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad
It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique "
I've been on here a few year's and only ever had one man make me cum with oral, |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique
Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad
It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it "
I have no problem telling guys they're shit at it. |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique
Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad
It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it "
Imma good example. Thought I was good. A good partner told me the truth, I wasn’t. Instead showed me what to do. Now I’m pretty good
If more people did this, more people would be having better sex |
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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago
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Any guy who boasts about giving incredible oral has probably spent their time practicing licking peanut butter out an old wallet and simply judged their efforts on if they could empty the penny-pouch... |
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"Absolutely everyone is different and agree communication is key.
It's more toward the people that send essays about their greatness and then just lap blindly with no sense of rhythm "
And that maybe not down to they fault
Past partners could have lied to them and told them they were awesome when they weren’t so they can’t be faulted for saying they good
Yes some off it can be overselling
But to meny time do you see someone in a relationship and when they in it
They the best they had the biggest D they make them cum 4 times a night bl bl
Brake up
And it’s they shit in bed never made me cum his D is small he lasts 3 minutes splats and falls asleep and I am left to finsh myself off the next morning when he’s at work
Who knows what truths are there but I expect the first one is what the person has heard all though out the realship
So who can blame him for comeing out the realship thinking he’s awesome |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique "
Do you think all women like it the same way? give a bit of feedback to the person at the table and they stand a chance of doing it more to your liking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No love for the boasters on here.
Come on boasters - let's hear your side of the story!"
To play the devil’s advocate if the guy was a belge and your fanny smelled like mussels it must have felt like home. |
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"No love for the boasters on here.
Come on boasters - let's hear your side of the story!
To play the devil’s advocate if the guy was a belge and your fanny smelled like mussels it must have felt like home. "
The mussels in Brussels |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral but so many men are terrible at it! "
Can you give us a clue how it should be done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral but so many men are terrible at it!
Can you give us a clue how it should be done?"
You’d have to ask him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve only had two orgasms through oral. One amazing! On the first meet whilst away, arranged in hours, hottest meet I’ve ever had….hope he sees this! The rest just felt awkward |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"
That's me out. |
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"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"
Top tip... Keep a gum shield handy to avoid teething troubles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oral is always a risk to get into with someone that claims to be an expert despite never performing on your body. And that goes for all receivers of oral. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique "
So many ? How many ? 
Maybe interview them first with a soft melon or clam if it’s not pleasing |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I think people generally aren't as great at oral as they think they are. It's more to do with genuinely enjoying it, relishing every moment and actually listening to the other person's responses.
I've had the pig hunting for a truffle type oral but then I also speak up. Suggest moving on to something else. Or how I like it. I don't tend to like receiving oral to be honest (only a couple of people in my many sexual years have got me there not faking), most of the time I'd rather give or go to fucking. Maybe next time I'll try and give feedback and see if I enjoy it more.
Speak up OP! |
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"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"
lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!
In my defense, I have a weak small jaw!!  to get the best oral out of me, we'd have to do something unusual and not often seen in porn or the back of the school sheds. I've also got a dodgy knee so I won't be kneeling for ages either. |
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"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do."
I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.
It's about experimenting and communicating honestly......to the left, the right, up and down, in circles, slower or faster. suck it. lick it, finger it. I'm certain everyone's combination is different. Furthermore, everyone's tongue/mouth shape is different. |
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"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.
I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.
It's about experimenting and communicating honestly......to the left, the right, up and down, in circles, slower or faster. suck it. lick it, finger it. I'm certain everyone's combination is different. Furthermore, everyone's tongue/mouth shape is different."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.
I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.
It's about experimenting and communicating honestly......to the left, the right, up and down, in circles, slower or faster. suck it. lick it, finger it. I'm certain everyone's combination is different. Furthermore, everyone's tongue/mouth shape is different."
Absolutely this. Exactly why someone saying you’re good at it does not mean you’re some kind of sex god
Unless you’re me but that’s only because my penis is magic |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.
I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.
It's about experimenting and communicating honestly......to the left, the right, up and down, in circles, slower or faster. suck it. lick it, finger it. I'm certain everyone's combination is different. Furthermore, everyone's tongue/mouth shape is different."
I’d honestly have my coat on by that point. If you have to tell someone exactly how to do sex , then maybe their just rubbish at it |
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"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-
lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!
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So to sum up the thread…
Yoghurt = bad
Jam = good
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette
Women lie.
So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty "
No one's ever actually said those things to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette
Women lie.
So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty
No one's ever actually said those things to me "
You are pretty though. At least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've not had any complaints but would genuinely like to be told if I'm not doing it right. I've had my head held and guided in terms of pressure to put on but nothing verbal. I'm also pretty shit at picking up body language sooooo... |
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"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette
Women lie.
So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty
No one's ever actually said those things to me "
Well I'm sure your vagina is lovely and you probably are pretty I was just joking from your comment to me x |
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"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique
I am amazing at oral "
He is  |
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Hold my beer.
Ladies, please form an orderly (or disorderly) queue, cunnilingus is my special subject.
I’ve no idea at all why guys are so bad at it, but I’m thankful they are, because they just make me look better and better. |
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I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.
Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead. |
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"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.
Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead."
Brews all round afterwards? |
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"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.
Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead.
Brews all round afterwards?"
You take cream? |
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"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.
Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead.
Brews all round afterwards?
You take cream?"
During, yes |
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"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.
Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead.
Brews all round afterwards?
You take cream?
During, yes "
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"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-
lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!
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So to sum up the thread…
Yoghurt = bad
Jam = good
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Yoghurt = good |
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so true 
