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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away 
What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?
Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...)   |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Won't it cause a time paradox if you and funky are at the same meet?
Won't the universe implode ?  "
Only if we actually touch. Using soft female flesh as an insulation between us would work no problem |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Won't it cause a time paradox if you and funky are at the same meet?
Won't the universe implode ? "
Only if we actually touch. Using soft female flesh as an insulation between us would work no problem |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Offer them a trip in the time machine - sex and shoes from any time period.
I would... but it's broken down again due to Funky and his bloody glitter  "
You'll have to stick to offering your cock then.  |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"There are loads about if you know where to look 
I was lucky enough to find two in a club who both wanted to share me lol"
I have no problems in the clubs, it's just finding the elusive single females that are local outside that environment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away
What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?
Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...) "
Where's my gold lettered certificate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away
What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?
Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...) "
Reset co-ordinates. Tch |
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