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"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time. "
Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but ..... |
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"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but ....."
Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.
Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.
What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).
Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.
Reinforce with parcel tape.
Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.
Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but .....
Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.
Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.
What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).
Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.
Reinforce with parcel tape.
Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.
Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in!"
Seems like I'm not needed 
Anyway I'm only good at making kids panto costumes 
Adult clothes seem to fall apart when I'm around   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did some one mention ego?
Only mine hasn't been stroked enough by you ladies recently and I'm starting to feel neglected... not a good move to annoy a Demi-god "
Wouldnt want to neglect you _nvictus, perhaps you can give me devine help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why go with a mouth full of custard and when someone asks you what you are you squeeze your cheeks spitting the custard all over them and say, "Zit."  "
Wishy that made me chuckle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did some one mention ego?
Only mine hasn't been stroked enough by you ladies recently and I'm starting to feel neglected... not a good move to annoy a Demi-god "
I have concussion where is this ego u speak of that needs stroking   |
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"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but .....
Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.
Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.
What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).
Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.
Reinforce with parcel tape.
Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.
Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in!
Seems like I'm not needed
Anyway I'm only good at making kids panto costumes
Adult clothes seem to fall apart when I'm around "
Big ribbon - florist shop - any length u want, virtually (not on here type virtually lol) any colour u like |
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