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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Chocolate tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting Topic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you mean by that?

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A what??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A what??"

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"What do you mean by that?"

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She wants you to Malt tease her.

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish "

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish "

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"What do you mean by that?

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She wants you to Malt tease her.

Yes

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got chocolate...pm for a lick

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez! "

Noooooooo it doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez! "

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

Go finish your hair wash you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

Noooooooo it doesn’t

It does now

LvM

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By *hitney Neil OP Woman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

Noooooooo it doesn’t

It does now

LvM"

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

Noooooooo it doesn’t

It does now

LvM"

A new urban dictionary definition is born!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suck all the chocolate off the malteasers before biting down..

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"I suck all the chocolate off the malteasers before biting down.."

Tricky to do without it just dissolving in your mouth before all the chocolate is gone. Unless that was meant as a euphemism of course

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I've malteasers in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think my profile pic says it all ha ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmmmmmm sounds like it would make a good nickname .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think yours is the best nickname granny crumpet lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boost

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

How many fingers would you like?

Kitkat I mean

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish "

I do. With my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A what??

Do you love turning on men’s chocolate starfish

Seriously? That’s what it means! Jeez!

Noooooooo it doesn’t

It does now

LvM

A new urban dictionary definition is born! "

I’ll be downvoting

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"How many fingers would you like?

Kitkat I mean"

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My dear friend please don't mention KitKat. It's a bone of contention with me following my last playdate: the hotel's hospitality tray was loaded with goodies and the obligatory Nespresso machine.

What does she do? She went and blagged both KitKats.

Gentlemen: look after your Kitkat.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"How many fingers would you like?

Kitkat I mean

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My dear friend please don't mention KitKat. It's a bone of contention with me following my last playdate: the hotel's hospitality tray was loaded with goodies and the obligatory Nespresso machine.

What does she do? She went and blagged both KitKats.

Gentlemen: look after your Kitkat."

Both??!!

I hope she was worth it!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"How many fingers would you like?

Kitkat I mean

•

My dear friend please don't mention KitKat. It's a bone of contention with me following my last playdate: the hotel's hospitality tray was loaded with goodies and the obligatory Nespresso machine.

What does she do? She went and blagged both KitKats.

Gentlemen: look after your Kitkat.

Both??!!

I hope she was worth it! "

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Marks out of 2? I gave her 1.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m almost scared to comment

but … no. I get it, I gobble it and it’s gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m almost scared to comment

but … no. I get it, I gobble it and it’s gone

Yeah, but the OP was talking about Chocolate, Babs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a Finger of Fudge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HOTWIFE DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am, I lure women in with the promise of chocolate only to eat it all by the time they arrive and they have to stay because they made all that effort. It's fool-proof

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