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Blow me away with an impressive opening message

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I see this a lot on statuses and profiles not just on here, but dating sites as well. And yet when you match with someone and they message first you just get a hi how are you? Or an emoji.

So the question is, do you think you are expecting too much?

And what exactly are you expecting?

What message would blow you away?

Answers on a postcard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

People have probably got the wrong idea of the thread by the title as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excitement magic lightning

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's perhaps a way of trying to ward off chancers who open with:

Fancy a fuk?

And my impressive opening message to the OP is,

Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for orgies, parties, wedding, funerals, but not kid's party's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excitement magic lightning "

It sounds like how universal studios are advertised. Good luck getting that in a message lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think it's perhaps a way of trying to ward off chancers who open with:

Fancy a fuk?

And my impressive opening message to the OP is,

Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for orgies, parties, wedding, funerals, but not kid's party's

I suppose. Yeah tbh that as an opening message wouldn’t do anything for me I’m afraid as all that sort of information you can see on people’s profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone had that as a status or on their profile I wouldn't want to message them.

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Was tempted to message one of those with " be careful bringing in your washing, its windier than the heinz beans taste test lab"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are dimwits who want to nick your interesting message to send to others.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I think it's perhaps a way of trying to ward off chancers who open with:

Fancy a fuk?

And my impressive opening message to the OP is,

Hi, I'm Tina Titz, available for orgies, parties, wedding, funerals, but not kid's party's

I suppose. Yeah tbh that as an opening message wouldn’t do anything for me I’m afraid as all that sort of information you can see on people’s profiles."

Forsooth! Other people opening with them being Tina Titz? Not again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello I am natalie I am a friendly bubbly tv from West Lothian I don’t tend to take life seriously was browsing and seen your profile and think it’s wonderful I loved your pics on xxx date so sassy and beautiful

So thought I would try my luck and see if my messages takes your fancy also can promise that if we click you be in heaven

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