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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’ve run out of coffee, and my regular subscription order doesn’t arrive until Thursday. Fuck sake!

That’s all.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

Do you have an emergency coffee stash ?

I'm concerned.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Get yourself down the shop but check you have got the right one before you buy it this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have an emergency coffee stash ?

I'm concerned. "

I don’t, I must rectify this situation asap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Run out and get some but whatever you do, don't pick up gravy instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get yourself down the shop but check you have got the right one before you buy it this time "

I shall be checking very closely.

Imagine my dismay if I were to pick up Decaf’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Get yourself down the shop but check you have got the right one before you buy it this time

I shall be checking very closely.

Imagine my dismay if I were to pick up Decaf’ "

I eagerly await the forum post

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Run out and get some but whatever you do, don't pick up gravy instead."

Run? RUN? This fatty don’t run for anything.

But I’ll be sure to not confuse the brew with Bisto.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god I’d be climbing the walls

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Do you have an emergency coffee stash ?

I'm concerned.

I don’t, I must rectify this situation asap.

"

I get twitchy if I don't have emergency coffee.

It's all in the planning Keyser!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x"

I am fretting for you...do you not have an emergency stash? Am I alone in this level of preparation?

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pact coffee. Search that and they’ll have coffee out for you tomorrow.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm declared an olov emergency..I'm down to my last 3/4 full jar ...I don't want to be sozeyed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wanna know the kicker? I’ve got an unopened bag at work, but it’s a 40mile round trip.

So I’m gonna have to bung some shorts on and wander up to the co-op.

Fuck my life.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x

I am fretting for you...do you not have an emergency stash? Am I alone in this level of preparation?

NBVN x"

Every sane person has emergency coffee !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve run out of coffee, and my regular subscription order doesn’t arrive until Thursday. Fuck sake!

That’s all. "

Have you tried clubs and socials

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Simply careless and negligent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve run out of coffee, and my regular subscription order doesn’t arrive until Thursday. Fuck sake!

That’s all.

Have you tried clubs and socials "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"….

Every sane person has emergency coffee ! "

I’ve ran out of emergency coffee soo many times. I have 3 back ups.

One in the cupboard.

One in a drawer, I have to rout through it.

And those shitty sachets you have from hotels in a camping backpack. I can’t tell you how many times I have to replace the backpack ones

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Get yourself down the shop but check you have got the right one before you buy it this time

I shall be checking very closely.

Imagine my dismay if I were to pick up Decaf’ "

...someone say decaf? Fuck that, don't move, I'm on my way with a delivery, fuck, don't scare me like this man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get yourself down the shop but check you have got the right one before you buy it this time

I shall be checking very closely.

Imagine my dismay if I were to pick up Decaf’

...someone say decaf? Fuck that, don't move, I'm on my way with a delivery, fuck, don't scare me like this man "

My hero!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x

I am fretting for you...do you not have an emergency stash? Am I alone in this level of preparation?

NBVN x

Every sane person has emergency coffee ! "

I thought as much...thank you sane person. Coffee is an essential item. Believe me I would rather run out of loo roll than coffee.

NBVN x

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Just make some strong tea ..very refreshing

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x

I am fretting for you...do you not have an emergency stash? Am I alone in this level of preparation?

NBVN x

Every sane person has emergency coffee !

I thought as much...thank you sane person. Coffee is an essential item. Believe me I would rather run out of loo roll than coffee.

NBVN x"

I'm also down to my last two and a half loo rolls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This genuinely is first world problem stuff. For the love of all things good and wonderful press the big red emergency button, this is a national crisis.

.... did I over react there? I am going to top up my caffeine levels

NBVN x

I am fretting for you...do you not have an emergency stash? Am I alone in this level of preparation?

NBVN x

Every sane person has emergency coffee !

I thought as much...thank you sane person. Coffee is an essential item. Believe me I would rather run out of loo roll than coffee.

NBVN xI'm also down to my last two and a half loo rolls "

You need to go shopping Mr O!

NBVN x

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

This is just an example of self loathing. How can anyone, in their right mind, run out of coffee ?

I am getting twitchy atm and I am down to my last 5 cafetieres.

I feel for you...but can't repress an urge to say "Now let that be a lesson to you"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keyser I really feel for you there is nothing worse coffee is life

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By *oonshadowWoman  over a year ago

COVENTRY

Hope you have enough loo paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" This is just an example of self loathing. How can anyone, in their right mind, run out of coffee ?

I am getting twitchy atm and I am down to my last 5 cafetieres.

I feel for you...but can't repress an urge to say "Now let that be a lesson to you" "

Lesson well and truly learned. I solemnly swear to never run out again. Emergency stash will be purchased following my visit to the gym.

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Good man. Hope you've sorted yourself out now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Get one of those vacuum packed brick shaped packs ..they're easy to stack

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By *untogetherCouple  over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.


"I’ve run out of coffee, and my regular subscription order doesn’t arrive until Thursday. Fuck sake!

That’s all. "

Oh no! That won't do at all!! I feel for ya, as I'm a coffee addict myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The shops do

nescafe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Where did Keyser go?!

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

It must be bad, the op has gone unlos!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His account got suspended and he's not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!"

Noooooooooooo

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Where did he go ?...a bit dramatic going unlos because he run out of coffee

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo "

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!"

It was

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!"

Yes, do a name search, he's gone.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!

Yes, do a name search, he's gone."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!"

Yes as I had posted in the thread yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"His account got suspended and he's not sure why. "

Bummer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He said I can pass on his telegram id if anyone wants it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A real one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!"

Aye I was going to send him one of those 8pm messages last night and it didn’t let me .. thought he’d blocked me! But no, account suspended now gone

He’ll be back I’m sure!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!

Yes as I had posted in the thread yesterday "

Didn’t see it x

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Mr Soze…. Gone but not forcoffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooo! Was it keyser!?!

Yes as I had posted in the thread yesterday

Didn’t see it x"

It’s ok was just saying that’s how I definitely know who the op was ha ha

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By *llaandGCouple  over a year ago

London

It's a simple rule.

If you're silly enough to run out of coffee, that's bad.

If you're foolish enough to broadcast your stupidity? Instant ban (pun intended)

G

(Only joking, hope all is good with OP)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has he gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!"

I tried to contact him yesterday, but i got an error when I clicked on his profile - it said 'you cannot view this profile' but there was no reason given

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

I tried to contact him yesterday, but i got an error when I clicked on his profile - it said 'you cannot view this profile' but there was no reason given"

That normally means your blocked???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where did Keyser go?!

I tried to contact him yesterday, but i got an error when I clicked on his profile - it said 'you cannot view this profile' but there was no reason given

That normally means your blocked???"

Yeah it wasn't blocked, i thought it was at first.. Then it was like it was going to say i was out of the age range but it just said 'why'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmm, quite a lot of these UNLOS things happening.

Well, I'm sure someone is in the know, hope all is well.

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