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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The item nearest your left hand is what you're fighting off the zombie hordes with/indulging in sexy time tonight with. Take your pick.

Mine is a white fluffy blanket embroidered with ducks. I guess I could use it as a shield against a zombie or bite on it to stay quiet in the throes of passion

How about you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Pure radio..its heavy enough to do some damage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mid-size terrier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An empty Cherry Coke bottle

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By *tooveMan over a year ago

belfast

My cock. Unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bubble bath

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My cock. Unfortunately. "

I'm sure the zombies will love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Headphones, at least something will be getting muffled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cushion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The window and the sea it is then

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The window and the sea it is then "

Not overly erotic, but could definitely come in handy against that zombie horde

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By *tooveMan over a year ago

belfast

"My cock. Unfortunately.

I'm sure the zombies will love it

They'll not get much eating from it.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'll be using my mouse like a rope dart. Failing that I'll point the laser optic at them instead whilst I find my pool cue that un screws...

A rope dart looks like this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WozbZMljRiM

Other than that I'll have to take my boxer trunks & throw them at them!!!?????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

A set of wheelchair wheels with gecko grip on the pushrims

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"I'll be using my mouse like a rope dart. Failing that I'll point the laser optic at them instead whilst I find my pool cue that un screws...

A rope dart looks like this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WozbZMljRiM

Other than that I'll have to take my boxer trunks & throw them at them!!!?????

Under crackers martial arts to asphyxiate them then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is a mouse mat not sure what I would do with that ?????

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A plastic bottle.

Both sexy times and zombie apocalypse aaait!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"An empty Cherry Coke bottle"

Snap!

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Bottle of water, at least I won’t go thirsty

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Mine is a mouse mat not sure what I would do with that ?????"

Cover in turps & shove it up their bums & light?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mine is a mouse mat not sure what I would do with that ?????

Cover in turps & shove it up their bums & light?

Is that meant for the zombies or sexy time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An empty Cherry Coke bottle

Snap!"

Plot twist: Keyser is her other half!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone, or a sleeping cat.

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

A hand towel

Can someone please delete my browser history

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A desktop fan. Not much use against zombies but can cool a girl down afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avocado stone

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

A glaive.

I'm a reenactor and I was polishing it.

*ahem*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A phone charger, should come in handy as a garrote for the zombies and a whip for the sexy time

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A mouse mat that I can frisbee at them

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A loofah, those zombie's are going to get some serious back exfoliation!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"An empty Cherry Coke bottle

Snap!

Plot twist: Keyser is her other half! "

Shhhh...blabbermouth

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By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"The item nearest your left hand is what you're fighting off the zombie hordes with/indulging in sexy time tonight with. Take your pick.

Mine is a white fluffy blanket embroidered with ducks. I guess I could use it as a shield against a zombie or bite on it to stay quiet in the throes of passion

How about you?

I’ve got a bagpuss lavender wheat heat pad thingy. Maybe the smell would confuse them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A desk mouse. Don't ask what it's doing near my left hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assuming we're not talking about the phone I'm typing on, I'll be fighting those zombies with a ring binder containing training notes on rope rescue systems

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

2 cats...

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

2 remote controls ... maybe not much use against zombies