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I’ve just sneezed and farted at the same time…. Quite pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not gonna attempt a hat trick

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

This is why Tena ladies are awesome

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

I done that once, felt like I'd torn myself a new arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is why Tena ladies are awesome"

I’ll give em a go

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Urgh, sneezing hurts me, a lot

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

Sneezing farts are wet farts

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By *ronmant16Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Sneezing and farting at the same time is what we call "sheep farts"

Certain people will know exactly what I mean

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I done that once, felt like I'd torn myself a new arsehole

Yep.....embarrassing too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just remember to wipe your nose 'before' you wipe your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your bum sore?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooops ...a snart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooops ...a snart

Fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta"

I hate sneezing at that time of the month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do that a lot and we call it smarting.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

If yer bum had been near a Bunsen burner you could have had your curtains in flames!

Sorry for the "Bottom (tv series)" imagery... Couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

I hate sneezing at that time of the month

When you can feel it slide out...

And then do the awkward "no, no, no, no" waddle to the bathroom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

I hate sneezing at that time of the month

When you can feel it slide out...

And then do the awkward "no, no, no, no" waddle to the bathroom

Mine plops into my menstrual cup. Usually fills it completely so then it floods

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well done at multitasking

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

Testing the goalkeeper lol

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Did a malteaser pop out?

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

"Ooops ...a snart

or is it a Feeze?

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

well shit happens,,

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan over a year ago

Southern England

Wouldnt you do a roly poly?

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