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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Because they shit everywhere . Think this one had the runs all over the roof of the car. Morning all .

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Coo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More like a Shart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believe most, if not all, birds can’t expel gas form either end, that’s why if you give them an alka seltzer they can literally explode.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, they don't fart, no birds do.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The state of my side window of my car yesterday, I think a dinosaur pigeon unloaded itself

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Prob just follow through.

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By *ichelangeloxMan over a year ago

cambridge

They do, but quietly only when they walk. Hence why they look so weird walking, as they are cracking on off, every step!

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

All bird's use thermals to gain extra lift, so it would make perfect sense for pidgeons to let out rip rap roarers, and arse hole tearers, then with that extra current of warm air, they would be the wind beneath their own wings.

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By *hocolate37Man over a year ago

Heathrow

I think the one that hit my car yesterday went off somewhere to die shortly after...Jesus!!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Probably wet farts

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Probably wet farts

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Yes they do as I remember from one I rescued way back they break wind and splat

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