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over a year ago
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"I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…
You should have said, I've just got back into bed with a piping hot coffee. "
Damn… you could have gotten into mine  |
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"I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…
You should have said, I've just got back into bed with a piping hot coffee.
Damn… you could have gotten into mine "
Is there room? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Fabbers.
What do you fancy this morning?
I fancy bacon & eggs on toast.
I have been offered "Skype fun" but it's too early for that nonsense.
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Morning sex is soo good though! I love that sleepy wood and breath down my neck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice long, hot shower, followed by a strong coffee and a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich.
Make some bread, while it's proofing go for a walk around the countryside. Come back knock the bread back and bake.
A strong cup of tea with some of those large maryland cookies.
A house smelling amazing, belly full, time to get horny.
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"Way too early for Skype fun.
To me "Skype fun" sounds vaguely unsavoury. I’ve done it before. Don’t believe the hype in the words of public enemy"
Don't believe the Skype in the words of Sprockett
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over a year ago
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"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.
Hangovers are always disappointing.
Roll over and have a snooze. "
Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.  |
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"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.
Hangovers are always disappointing.
Roll over and have a snooze.
Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me. "
Front, back, overhead?
Give me a chance to get it right!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.
Hangovers are always disappointing.
Roll over and have a snooze.
Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.
Front, back, overhead?
Give me a chance to get it right!! "
5 sets of back
5 sets of box
Both heavy…95% max |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Fabbers.
What do you fancy this morning?
I fancy bacon & eggs on toast.
I have been offered "Skype fun" but it's too early for that nonsense.
Morning sex is soo good though! I love that sleepy wood and breath down my neck!"
I miss having morning sex |
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"I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second? 
If I was your type I’d come song for the party. "
Would you get an erection at the sight of me naked? You're my type  |
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"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.
Hangovers are always disappointing.
Roll over and have a snooze.
Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.
Front, back, overhead?
Give me a chance to get it right!!
5 sets of back
5 sets of box
Both heavy…95% max"
5 x 5 ?
That'll put hairs on my chest !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liquid breakfast today (energise super smoothie) then get ready for attending club which involves: shaving smooth all over, shower, empty bowels, perform an enema to ensure clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shower, pack bag and of to sleazy but fun club Legs800. Get changed at club into slutty gear, wig, stiletto shoes, make-up and head upstairs to play rooms and service plenty cocks like a practiced whore. Leave club at 2:30am, arrive back home 7am, sleep, get up noon, shower and cook myslef a nice brekkie: bacon, heinz beans, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast washed down with a good strong cuppa black coffee... |
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"Liquid breakfast today (energise super smoothie) then get ready for attending club which involves: shaving smooth all over, shower, empty bowels, perform an enema to ensure clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shower, pack bag and of to sleazy but fun club Legs800. Get changed at club into slutty gear, wig, stiletto shoes, make-up and head upstairs to play rooms and service plenty cocks like a practiced whore. Leave club at 2:30am, arrive back home 7am, sleep, get up noon, shower and cook myslef a nice brekkie: bacon, heinz beans, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast washed down with a good strong cuppa black coffee... "
Have an awesome time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Liquid breakfast today (energise super smoothie) then get ready for attending club which involves: shaving smooth all over, shower, empty bowels, perform an enema to ensure clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shower, pack bag and of to sleazy but fun club Legs800. Get changed at club into slutty gear, wig, stiletto shoes, make-up and head upstairs to play rooms and service plenty cocks like a practiced whore. Leave club at 2:30am, arrive back home 7am, sleep, get up noon, shower and cook myslef a nice brekkie: bacon, heinz beans, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast washed down with a good strong cuppa black coffee...
Have an awesome time x "
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?"
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub. 
Winston |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston "
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bath to soak away yesterdays gym session… then a massage so if there’s anyone available  would be much appreciated
There was a massage boat launched earlier in the thread. Jump on that!!"
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!"
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston "
I hope they stay and finish what they started!! |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston
I hope they stay and finish what they started!!"
They didn't last time. 
Winston |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston
I hope they stay and finish what they started!!
They didn't last time.
Winston "
Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama! |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston
I hope they stay and finish what they started!!
They didn't last time.
Winston
Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama!"
All done. I am now all showered up. You may have heard my celebratory cheer.
What a palaver......
Winston |
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"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.
#clusterfuck
#SNAFU
#Piss ups/brewery's
Winston
Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?
In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.
Winston
I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!
They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.
Winston
I hope they stay and finish what they started!!
They didn't last time.
Winston
Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama!
All done. I am now all showered up. You may have heard my celebratory cheer.
What a palaver......
Winston "
Thank you for the update.
You can close the curtains now
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