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over a year ago
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"I have just seen the biggest pair of kahonas on the pics.
Does anyone get turned in by gonads, whatever the shape and size?"
Not if they resemble a door chime, and make as much noise when they're whacked.
I nice set of plums to tickle is more than enough. (although I have a fantasy where siren ties my nads to another guy's nads and rides both cocks - what is it with me and two cocks lately???)  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..." ...
So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
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"When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..." ...
So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
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I was a postman in a former life and one unfortunate colleague had a Jack Russell lock onto his achilles tendon so he brained it with a brick that was nearby. The owner complained and he got a written warning! (True) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..." ...
So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
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That was like a Jasper Carrot sketch. Jasper, Jasper! Kick his balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just seen the biggest pair of kahonas on the pics.
Does anyone get turned in by gonads, whatever the shape and size?
Not if they resemble a door chime, and make as much noise when they're whacked.
I nice set of plums to tickle is more than enough. (although I have a fantasy where siren ties my nads to another guy's nads and rides both cocks - what is it with me and two cocks lately???) "
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"When I worked for the postal service, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..." ...
So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in the bollocks, dropping it to the ground.
"No, no!" she shouted, "The ones on the front garden
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lol u made me chuckle  |
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