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So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training  ) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)
So I’ll ask it to all you sexy forumites instead…if I was offering you a job and asked why I should hire you, what skills/personality traits/talents would you should off? Basically, a not so shameless thread to show off why you an amazing badass? |
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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training ) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)
So I’ll ask it to all you sexy forumites instead…if I was offering you a job and asked why I should hire you, what skills/personality traits/talents would you should off? Basically, a not so shameless thread to show off why you an amazing badass? "
Lol I'd definitely hire you |
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"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training ) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)
So I’ll ask it to all you sexy forumites instead…if I was offering you a job and asked why I should hire you, what skills/personality traits/talents would you should off? Basically, a not so shameless thread to show off why you an amazing badass?
Lol I'd definitely hire you"
Thanks….I would like 1 million dollas please *inserts pic of me doing the Austin powers pose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Congratulations
Also you should hire me because
I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style
And can give awesome back massages when need
Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly, congratulations on the job! I'm sure you'll smash it.
Secondly, you should hire me because you have your own office, and I work late 
Oooooo does that mean late night snacks?  "
Sure, that's what I meant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale "
The phrasing in that first sentence... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale
The phrasing in that first sentence... "
You hear the word bang everytime you see my name hardly  |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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Because I'm a chronic people pleaser and I'll do almost anything to fit in?
I'm obsessive with things so, thourough?
Hate feeling like I've let anyone down so, always honour my word?
I make an amazing cheesecake? |
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"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training ) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)
So I’ll ask it to all you sexy forumites instead…if I was offering you a job and asked why I should hire you, what skills/personality traits/talents would you should off? Basically, a not so shameless thread to show off why you an amazing badass? "
Cos I’m great!
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"Congratulations
Also you should hire me because
I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style
And can give awesome back massages when need
Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are "
Oh my days can you help me with buying new outfits and also massages? those are such great skills!! |
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"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale "
That’s good as my jokes I think are funny but are shockingly bad so you can be the actual funny one |
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"I make a mean cup of tea - strong 'n' sweet just like me! Nestle to beat that sugar rush & a different taste instead of milk or Soya.
I also have ginger tea - waiting to dunk my ginger nuts in your ginger tea as I stroke my ginger stubble beard. Is that a skill or a strength? Uhmmmmm?   "
Oh jeez I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t drink tea or coffee and I don’t think I like ginger tea…this is just not going to work at all |
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Because I'm one of the best at my job in the South East.
We work along side some major companies where they allow us to trial tools and materials before their release for feed back from real use in the trade and how they perform.
If anything, you'd end up working for us and not the other way around. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations
Also you should hire me because
I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style
And can give awesome back massages when need
Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are
Oh my days can you help me with buying new outfits and also massages? those are such great skills!! "
Yes anytime and thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
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"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
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Oi I've just seen this ...
When do I fall asleep during conversations  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
Oi I've just seen this ...
When do I fall asleep during conversations "
Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.
Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!  |
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"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
Oi I've just seen this ...
When do I fall asleep during conversations
Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.
Then on a Sunday after you've eaten! "
OK fair point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
Oi I've just seen this ...
When do I fall asleep during conversations
Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.
Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!
OK fair point "
Exactly |
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"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......
I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.
I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.
I can hold my drink better also.
I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.
And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....
Oi I've just seen this ...
When do I fall asleep during conversations
Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.
Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!
OK fair point
Exactly "
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