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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
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Unless youre liz truss, we're not interested"
I'd rather be trussed up, but I'm willing to start slowly |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
Lol! This shall be interesting. Maybe I should start one too. |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within
Unless youre liz truss, we're not interested"
That's a bit harsh eh? We all can't be PM..or MP..or....Mrs Truss? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too chick.
Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "
By an amazing stroke of good fortune I find myself almost exactly halfway between you both and willing to sacrifice myself….  |
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"You're gonna need a good vetting process, probably a PA too.
Good luuuuck."
I need a PA.... I should claim a disability one but I can't be arsed. I'd rather have a puppy even that is a long process of forms ( with my landlord) |
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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
Boyfriend you say? I've heard tell of these mysterious mythical creatures. I wish you good fortune in your arduous quest x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am awesome at ordering take always
I love to do romantic things
Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting
You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha
I have a wicked sens off style
And can always count on some awesome gifts
Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something
I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back
I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in 
Being In the middle best off both worlds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave
Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
wow stunning pics,, if you gave guys a clue where in the country you lived your inbox would be full of offers to be your b/f   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am awesome at ordering take always
I love to do romantic things
Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting
You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha
I have a wicked sens off style
And can always count on some awesome gifts
Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something
I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back
I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in
Being In the middle best off both worlds "
I don't like shopping so I'd be the one complaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within wow stunning pics,, if you gave guys a clue where in the country you lived your inbox would be full of offers to be your b/f "
West of Westeros! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave
Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars "
You soft bugger x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave
Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars
You soft bugger x"
last warning grrrrr im not bloody soft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am awesome at ordering take always
I love to do romantic things
Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting
You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha
I have a wicked sens off style
And can always count on some awesome gifts
Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something
I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back
I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in
Being In the middle best off both worlds
I don't like shopping so I'd be the one complaining "
It’s ok I do most off my shopping online so no need to worry about that ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
A fwb anygood? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You seriously need to think this through. Do you really want a man annoying the life out of you? I say this as a man that annoys the life out of his wife |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
we will lend our services, if ever you want a boyfriend/girlfriend all rolled into one package. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent. 
I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome. "
Dearest Nero ,
Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.
AKA up north :fuck reyt off
Kindest of regards,
Ms Ocean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.
I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.
Dearest Nero ,
Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.
AKA up north :fuck reyt off
Kindest of regards,
Ms Ocean "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx"
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
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"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.
I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.
Dearest Nero ,
Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.
AKA up north :fuck reyt off
Kindest of regards,
Ms Ocean "
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Dear Ms. ØP, after much careful consideration it is with regret that I revoke my kind offer. We do not take kindly to such 'emotive' responses.
P.S. I did however find it extremely endearing that you signed off your letter with your personal/private name "Ocean".
Mr. nER° |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
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I see what you did there. same type specs Matt Murdock wears
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
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Ugly by name………  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're after a short, receding slightly squishy around the edges man that'll lift his leg and fart in the opposite direction from you then I'm good to go...wait a sec, I've only just bought a new puncture repair kit for my current gf so I'll have to put you on hold for a while |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
Is this going to be like Fab's version of The Apprentice?
I know I'll mess up TV shopping channel task, so will just say thank you for the opportunity now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name……… "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name……… "
That’s a bit out of line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name………
That’s a bit out of line."
True though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name………
That’s a bit out of line."
Fight fight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name………
That’s a bit out of line.
True though.
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This is the last sort of compliment you’ll ever get from me but…. It must be seriously downhill from the neck up if you’re ugly.
I’m not disgusted in myself. I need to call you a furry goat or something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?
The moment of truth Bella xx
Some rose tinted glasses maybe??
Ugly by name………
That’s a bit out of line.
True though.
This is the last sort of compliment you’ll ever get from me but…. It must be seriously downhill from the neck up if you’re ugly.
I’m not disgusted in myself. I need to call you a furry goat or something."
I’m now disgusted** |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
I would apply but you're a million miles away |
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"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.
I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome. "
Northern? Well I'm truly stuffed then because my accent is considered North Atlantic- a bit of East Midlands, mixed with American, mixed with Caribbean. People say it sounds Scottish or west country..neither places I've actually lived. |
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"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.
), so, here it is.
Boyfriend.
I'd quite like one. *sometimes
Apply within "
When I send my application in when do I get notified if I have mad the cut |
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"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.
I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.
Northern? Well I'm truly stuffed then because my accent is considered North Atlantic- a bit of East Midlands, mixed with American, mixed with Caribbean. People say it sounds Scottish or west country..neither places I've actually lived."
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If I was antipodean then everyone would be Northern to me. |
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