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"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)"
*Shakes fist* damn, you got there first 
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right |
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"They call her Hell, they call her Stacey. They call her Her, they call her Jane.
But that's not her name.
Sorry, Steve, she likes to make things difficult."
I just wanna call her mine.
#barz |
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"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)
*Shakes fist* damn, you got there first
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right"
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Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63 |
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"Messaged all above xxbut did you look at the bottom of a cerial box?
Obviously. First place I looked. In my coco pops box"
must be the economy cuts the utter bastards |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63"
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too? |
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"I'd like a boyfriend.
I'm also accepting recommendations 
Get your own thread Bella!
I’ve got plenty of friends for you actually. "
Own thread started *flounces off*  |
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"I'd like a boyfriend.
I'm also accepting recommendations
Get your own thread Bella!
I’ve got plenty of friends for you actually.
Own thread started *flounces off* "
Yours looks More fun. I’m playing there. |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too? "
She's got one already.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them.
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You should listen to LL Cool J's "Around The Way Girl". The song is about this thread."
AS IF you listen to LL cool J?  |
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Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised
Good morning all xx |
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"Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised
Good morning all xx"
Steve, we are oldies Not a young whippersnapper like yourself!
Mrs TMN x |
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"Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised
Good morning all xx
Steve, we are oldies Not a young whippersnapper like yourself!
Mrs TMN x"
I know. Makes me feel sad sometimes. |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too? "
Good God no, this one's enough. 
LA |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA"
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
"
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA"
:+'+( =  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA
:+'+( = "
Thank you. 
LA |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA"
LA
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA
LA
"
Look what I’ve done |
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"Dear Steve,
If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.
Signed Winston
Age 63
Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?
Good God no, this one's enough.
LA
Oh
*removes from hotlist*
How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.
LA
:+'+( =
Thank you.
LA"
Pleased to be able to help |
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I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands. |
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"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands. "
You son of a bitch. I’m in.  |
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"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands.
You son of a bitch. I’m in. "
So hot, you two (fanning myself) |
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"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands.
You son of a bitch. I’m in.
So hot, you two (fanning myself) "
‘Son of a bitch, I’m in’
Title of our sex tape. |
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"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands.
You son of a bitch. I’m in.
So hot, you two (fanning myself)
‘Son of a bitch, I’m in’
Title of our sex tape. "
It will go viral!! |
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"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands. "
So romantic. *swooning
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