Ask them to climb in through the window
They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping
They could hold a tray and bring "room service"
Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Ask them to climb in through the window
They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping
They could hold a tray and bring "room service"
Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think! "
All helpful suggestions! |
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"Ask them to climb in through the window
They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping
They could hold a tray and bring "room service"
Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think!
All helpful suggestions!"
Always happy to help  |
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You could give her a piggy back, then put on a long trench coat and a quazzi modo mask and run in shouting " the bells the bells"
No one would bat an eyelid  |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel. "
Best way to get robbed and try explaining to the police?
Ask her to dress in her shortest and sexiest Chamber Maid outfit with matching frilly apron and heels. Be sure she shouts "room service" so no one would suspect... |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel.
Best way to get robbed and try explaining to the police?
Ask her to dress in her shortest and sexiest Chamber Maid outfit with matching frilly apron and heels. Be sure she shouts "room service" so no one would suspect..."
Or dress in a tennis outfit and shout "new balls please". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would announce to my colleagues that I am meeting a woman with nice tits so I can fuck her warm holes so please could they not look at her beautiful tits while you hold her hand and walk her to your room. |
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"I would announce to my colleagues that I am meeting a woman with nice tits so I can fuck her warm holes so please could they not look at her beautiful tits while you hold her hand and walk her to your room."
Haha nice...got to own it mate, walk with a strut and a smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.
Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.
Call Mario to fix the leak.
The italian noises will explain the noise. |
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"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.
Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.
Call Mario to fix the leak.
The italian noises will explain the noise."
He could dress as a mushroom |
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"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.
Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.
Call Mario to fix the leak.
The italian noises will explain the noise.
He could dress as a mushroom "
Perfect as he would get bigger when Mario jumps on it. |
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"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.
Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.
Call Mario to fix the leak.
The italian noises will explain the noise.
He could dress as a mushroom
Perfect as he would get bigger when Mario jumps on it."
Exactly |
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