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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
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I'll definitely be taking the edge off with a date with my wommie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…  read her profile, you've got no chance offering 2 minutes lol"
ROFL ROFL 
Would you like to be in charge of my PR? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime. |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes… read her profile, you've got no chance offering 2 minutes lol
ROFL ROFL
Would you like to be in charge of my PR? "
I'm not sure I could keep up, your a busy bee on these forums  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hobbies, learn a new skill, reorganise your (insert anything in your house), deep clean your house, body maintenance stuff (I don't know why people call it pampering, it's a chore  )"
I think deep cleaning is going to be an excellent choice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make a list of everything you can think of that you’ve not done this year, start making plans to cross them off"
I'm rubbish at ticking things off lists |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?"
 imagine if you lose a bit |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?"
And that's why there's always one piece missing........ 
A |
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A"
Those two replies in quick succession...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime. "
I need something totally absorbing |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
Those two replies in quick succession... "
Thus speaks the voice of experience.... 
A
*on the plus side it wasn't a sharp corner piece. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…
Let me guess.. The best 2 mins of my life?
God no, you’d probably be hugely disappointed… "
Wait the most disappointing 2 mins of my life.. What a veri that would be! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes… read her profile, you've got no chance offering 2 minutes lol
ROFL ROFL
Would you like to be in charge of my PR?
I'm not sure I could keep up, your a busy bee on these forums "
Only tonight.. Need to be busy innit!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background."
I haven't got any lego |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…
Let me guess.. The best 2 mins of my life?
God no, you’d probably be hugely disappointed…
Wait the most disappointing 2 mins of my life.. What a veri that would be! "
Probably not one that would be made visible! |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing "
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whittle a dildo from a piece of 3x2
Yikes, what about the splinters! "
180 reducing to 400 and finish with Danish oil. Nice and smooth and very therapeutic.. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego "
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion! |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…
Let me guess.. The best 2 mins of my life?
God no, you’d probably be hugely disappointed…
Wait the most disappointing 2 mins of my life.. What a veri that would be! "
You want pleasure whilst being occupied..!!
You know we can’t multi task…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A"
 my mum has loads of missing pieces! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego "
No, not lego, or jigsaws. If there's a piece missing it's a total stress fest!.. |
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces! "
Too much information |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Categories your shoes by colour then cross reference by maker, style, shop, cost, comfort..."
Omg you will be shocked, but I've already done that haha.. I have a lot of shoes |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces! "
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 full cups of red wine
Now you are talking.. Where is Jack with his sick bucket
Jack was fired "
Jack's probably down the pub, already d*unk, waiting for midnight's taxi! |
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies"
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Categories your shoes by colour then cross reference by maker, style, shop, cost, comfort...
Next time I need to distract myself this I'm going to do this with my books  "
Ohhhh books!! Ooo that could take a while!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…
Let me guess.. The best 2 mins of my life?
God no, you’d probably be hugely disappointed…
Wait the most disappointing 2 mins of my life.. What a veri that would be!
Probably not one that would be made visible!"
Think of the conversation starter! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2 "
I'm gonna Google it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whittle a dildo from a piece of 3x2
Yikes, what about the splinters!
180 reducing to 400 and finish with Danish oil. Nice and smooth and very therapeutic.."
Offttt danish oil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!"
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
I could probably give you two minutes…
Let me guess.. The best 2 mins of my life?
God no, you’d probably be hugely disappointed…
Wait the most disappointing 2 mins of my life.. What a veri that would be!
You want pleasure whilst being occupied..!!
You know we can’t multi task…."
sooo demanding |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Categories your shoes by colour then cross reference by maker, style, shop, cost, comfort...
Omg you will be shocked, but I've already done that haha.. I have a lot of shoes "
Cross tabulate them with your underwear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
No, not lego, or jigsaws. If there's a piece missing it's a total stress fest!.."
I do love a good jigsaw - a nice 1k piece impossible one.. It is soothing for the brain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
No, not lego, or jigsaws. If there's a piece missing it's a total stress fest!..
I do love a good jigsaw - a nice 1k piece impossible one.. It is soothing for the brain "
Are you a corners first kinda gal? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Too much information "
i daren't rummage in the drawers |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it! "
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies"
Oh christ! You went there.. With my Mum! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight "
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute! "
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight "
I'm triple locking the doors |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Categories your shoes by colour then cross reference by maker, style, shop, cost, comfort...
Omg you will be shocked, but I've already done that haha.. I have a lot of shoes
Cross tabulate them with your underwear. "
Oh my.. I better get ordering more! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute! "
Think how long a piece of string would be if placed around the world....now imagine the string is 2ft off the ground...how long is it now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
No, not lego, or jigsaws. If there's a piece missing it's a total stress fest!..
I do love a good jigsaw - a nice 1k piece impossible one.. It is soothing for the brain
Are you a corners first kinda gal?"
I feel obliged to do the corners first, because it is conventional.. But I'm actually 'a grab a handful and start' kinda girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight
I'm triple locking the doors "
Is it Friday already? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it!
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy "
I'm going to add it to. My weekend viewing pleasure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him? "
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Think how long a piece of string would be if placed around the world....now imagine the string is 2ft off the ground...how long is it now?"
Are we to assume the earth is smooth. Otherwise we’d need to know which way round the globe to factor in the elevation changes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Think how long a piece of string would be if placed around the world....now imagine the string is 2ft off the ground...how long is it now?"
Wait why is it different if its 2' off the ground.. What are the rules for buildings.. Around, or up and over?? |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list "
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight
I'm triple locking the doors
Is it Friday already?"
I'm ready for fuck Monday, fuck Tuesday, fuck Wednesday, fuck Thursday and fuck Friday!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Think how long a piece of string would be if placed around the world....now imagine the string is 2ft off the ground...how long is it now?
Are we to assume the earth is smooth. Otherwise we’d need to know which way round the globe to factor in the elevation changes "
Wait.. What??
What kind of string are we using ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego "
I'll come amd give you a break anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families "
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had to Google that MAFS acronym.
Still, God bless your diligence at replying to each and every response.
That in itself seems distraction enough, you're crazy dedicated to your threads. |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego
I'll come amd give you a break anytime "
I have lots of Lego. There is even Lego to be sorted too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight
I'm triple locking the doors
Is it Friday already?
I'm ready for fuck Monday, fuck Tuesday, fuck Wednesday, fuck Thursday and fuck Friday!! "
What's wrong with the weekends? |
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"I had to Google that MAFS acronym.
Still, God bless your diligence at replying to each and every response.
That in itself seems distraction enough, you're crazy dedicated to your threads."
I've gotta Google it now lol |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it!
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy
I'm going to add it to. My weekend viewing pleasure! "
I believe you gonna love it |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
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Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983 |
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"I had to Google that MAFS acronym.
Still, God bless your diligence at replying to each and every response.
That in itself seems distraction enough, you're crazy dedicated to your threads."
I enjoy the banter and i can't miss anyone out |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983 "
You can still order one on ebay. |
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"Pick a topic and find out everything there is to know about it that you can access online.
That could take forever.
Not that I have experience of internet rabbit holes. Not at all "
So many rabbit holes
What is your latest obsession? |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego
I'll come amd give you a break anytime
I have lots of Lego. There is even Lego to be sorted too. "
Oh I'm very good at sorting! I've offered to help a total stranger to sort out their overcluttered craft room on Sunday |
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... Including jigsaws?
And that's why there's always one piece missing........
A
my mum has loads of missing pieces!
Best pop the rubber gloves on then.
Slightly awkward but on the plus side it should kill some time.
A
*don't forget the lube.
**and a torch for those dark nooks and crannies
Well, looks like Midnight isn't going to sleep tonight
I'm triple locking the doors
Is it Friday already?
I'm ready for fuck Monday, fuck Tuesday, fuck Wednesday, fuck Thursday and fuck Friday!!
What's wrong with the weekends?"
Bernie needs a rest innit |
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"I had to Google that MAFS acronym.
Still, God bless your diligence at replying to each and every response.
That in itself seems distraction enough, you're crazy dedicated to your threads.
I've gotta Google it now lol "
Its worth it |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it!
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy
I'm going to add it to. My weekend viewing pleasure!
I believe you gonna love it "
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"If you could completely redecorate your house, unlimited budget, start from scratch, what would you do?
... Yes I have also gone down this rabbit hole "
I need a new back door +catflap.. I think that might occupy me for a bit |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983
You can still order one on ebay. "
What if i got mine back?! |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983
You can still order one on ebay.
What if i got mine back?! "
Can u complete it then? |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it!
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy
I'm going to add it to. My weekend viewing pleasure!
I believe you gonna love it
"
Now i'm just thinking how i would love to watch it with you
Let me know please how you enjoyed
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"How to stay busty please...
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Have you tried Rigby & Peller™...?
Very difficult to do on your own
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In that case I shall be chivalrous and chaperone you. "
Oh you charmer... I'll just shimmy |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983
You can still order one on ebay.
What if i got mine back?!
Can u complete it then?"
It'll be all tatty where i pulled off the stickers and stuck them back on |
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"Busy from doing what?
Depending on that, my answers will change.
But generally if I'm stopping myself doing something, I remove temptation. Whether that's archiving, switching off, leaving the room.
Then I have a bath. Or a hot shower.
Go for a long walk. Leave everything bar you and your clothes. Come back. Obviously.
Get a friend to send me reminders of no for a few hours 'til I'm sick of reading it.
Have a wank.
Listen to really relaxing music. Watch a film. Or revisit a favorite book.
If I'm really, really trying to stay busy, I'll start/get into a hobby of mine. Almost fixate on that. The amount of rosin I've got through to keep me busy over my lifetime.
I need something totally absorbing
What the movie Nymphomaniac vol1 and vol2
I'm gonna Google it!
Don't forget the red wine , hope you enjoy the movie as really is great if you in into it , relax and enjoy
I'm going to add it to. My weekend viewing pleasure!
I believe you gonna love it
Now i'm just thinking how i would love to watch it with you
Let me know please how you enjoyed
"
I will |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego
I'll come amd give you a break anytime
I have lots of Lego. There is even Lego to be sorted too.
Oh I'm very good at sorting! I've offered to help a total stranger to sort out their overcluttered craft room on Sunday "
She’s not called Angie is she?…
Full circle to Pandora’s Box.. |
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"How to stay busy please.. I need to stay resolute!
Could you research solutions to how to deal with a cousin who has bought a property right next to your father’s and is proceeding to try and steal land off him?
Oh no, what a fucktard... Families
WTF. You are really struggling to stay resolute. Have you tried a rubix cube?
Damn.. If only i hadn't got rid of it in 1983
You can still order one on ebay.
What if i got mine back?!
Can u complete it then?
It'll be all tatty where i pulled off the stickers and stuck them back on"
Absolutely shocking display of cheating. At least colour them in properly lol |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego
I'll come amd give you a break anytime
I have lots of Lego. There is even Lego to be sorted too.
Oh I'm very good at sorting! I've offered to help a total stranger to sort out their overcluttered craft room on Sunday
She’s not called Angie is she?…
Full circle to Pandora’s Box.."
oh fuck |
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"Lego.
It keeps your mind occupied by being both creative and following instructions.
It can stop brain weasels, especially with some music on in the background.
I haven't got any lego
Its always a good idea to have some lego around for such an occasion!
Dammit.. Adds lego to shopping list
You could come here and cover for me and build Lego
I'll come amd give you a break anytime
I have lots of Lego. There is even Lego to be sorted too.
Oh I'm very good at sorting! I've offered to help a total stranger to sort out their overcluttered craft room on Sunday
She’s not called Angie is she?…
Full circle to Pandora’s Box..
oh fuck "
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Have a gander or should I say perv at my profile always good viewing if you like bums and clothes
Be fair warned though you may see bum hole sorry
Currently in the middle off takein 15 days off content photos
Done my nominal got lazy not shaved and stacked outfits after outfit up then shave and stack a load off pics
You can always tell what pic was done first and what ones were done last by how messed up my wig is
Starts off perfectly then take it off to change outfits it get more messy as I go and sorting it is a pain
Is was 30 days worth off content but I held some back due to been shooting photos and videos for 2 days now and can’t be bothered going in to a 3rd day so cut it in hafe x |
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"Have a gander or should I say perv at my profile always good viewing if you like bums and clothes
Be fair warned though you may see bum hole sorry
Currently in the middle off takein 15 days off content photos
Done my nominal got lazy not shaved and stacked outfits after outfit up then shave and stack a load off pics
You can always tell what pic was done first and what ones were done last by how messed up my wig is
Starts off perfectly then take it off to change outfits it get more messy as I go and sorting it is a pain
Is was 30 days worth off content but I held some back due to been shooting photos and videos for 2 days now and can’t be bothered going in to a 3rd day so cut it in hafe x"
Oh my days that must take ages! I will look.. Did i read thst there was a video somewhere too?? |
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"Have a gander or should I say perv at my profile always good viewing if you like bums and clothes
Be fair warned though you may see bum hole sorry
Currently in the middle off takein 15 days off content photos
Done my nominal got lazy not shaved and stacked outfits after outfit up then shave and stack a load off pics
You can always tell what pic was done first and what ones were done last by how messed up my wig is
Starts off perfectly then take it off to change outfits it get more messy as I go and sorting it is a pain
Is was 30 days worth off content but I held some back due to been shooting photos and videos for 2 days now and can’t be bothered going in to a 3rd day so cut it in hafe x
Oh my days that must take ages! I will look.. Did i read thst there was a video somewhere too?? "
yes it has took ages on a brake the now 2 more outfits to go then videos need cut and editing
And emmm yes there loads out there
But emmm yes my 15 minutes off fame is over I am dropping I not say whare or the title though as that’s not what fabs for
But yes went in at 82th most popular watches videos
Then got boosted up to 6 then 4 and now dropping hard down to 56th it was fun seeing my video up there in the lights
Not bad for a am that categories a video wrong to see how it would do ha ha
I categories it as straight to lump it in with all straight normal stuff just to see what would happen
Ha ha
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"Have a gander or should I say perv at my profile always good viewing if you like bums and clothes
Be fair warned though you may see bum hole sorry
Currently in the middle off takein 15 days off content photos
Done my nominal got lazy not shaved and stacked outfits after outfit up then shave and stack a load off pics
You can always tell what pic was done first and what ones were done last by how messed up my wig is
Starts off perfectly then take it off to change outfits it get more messy as I go and sorting it is a pain
Is was 30 days worth off content but I held some back due to been shooting photos and videos for 2 days now and can’t be bothered going in to a 3rd day so cut it in hafe x
Oh my days that must take ages! I will look.. Did i read thst there was a video somewhere too??
yes it has took ages on a brake the now 2 more outfits to go then videos need cut and editing
And emmm yes there loads out there
But emmm yes my 15 minutes off fame is over I am dropping I not say whare or the title though as that’s not what fabs for
But yes went in at 82th most popular watches videos
Then got boosted up to 6 then 4 and now dropping hard down to 56th it was fun seeing my video up there in the lights
Not bad for a am that categories a video wrong to see how it would do ha ha
I categories it as straight to lump it in with all straight normal stuff just to see what would happen
Ha ha
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A"
You'd have to be very brave to use a jigsaw as a dildo.
(You didn't say jigsaw puzzle). |
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"Apparently anything is a dildo if you're brave enough......so I'm going to have to say masturbation.
Or jigsaws.
A
You'd have to be very brave to use a jigsaw as a dildo.
(You didn't say jigsaw puzzle)."
I imagine it would get soggy very quickly |
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"Have a gander or should I say perv at my profile always good viewing if you like bums and clothes
Be fair warned though you may see bum hole sorry
Currently in the middle off takein 15 days off content photos
Done my nominal got lazy not shaved and stacked outfits after outfit up then shave and stack a load off pics
You can always tell what pic was done first and what ones were done last by how messed up my wig is
Starts off perfectly then take it off to change outfits it get more messy as I go and sorting it is a pain
Is was 30 days worth off content but I held some back due to been shooting photos and videos for 2 days now and can’t be bothered going in to a 3rd day so cut it in hafe x
Oh my days that must take ages! I will look.. Did i read thst there was a video somewhere too??
yes it has took ages on a brake the now 2 more outfits to go then videos need cut and editing
And emmm yes there loads out there
But emmm yes my 15 minutes off fame is over I am dropping I not say whare or the title though as that’s not what fabs for
But yes went in at 82th most popular watches videos
Then got boosted up to 6 then 4 and now dropping hard down to 56th it was fun seeing my video up there in the lights
Not bad for a am that categories a video wrong to see how it would do ha ha
I categories it as straight to lump it in with all straight normal stuff just to see what would happen
Ha ha
well done you "
Thanks I definitely take it as a win |
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"Come to mine and type up all my essay notes, that'll keep you busy and stop me banging my head against a wall
Tg x"
I'm good at typing!! Email them and I'll do it! |
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"Come to mine and type up all my essay notes, that'll keep you busy and stop me banging my head against a wall
Tg x
I'm good at typing!! Email them and I'll do it! "
You may fall asleep at the content it's ear anatomy and physiology  |
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"Come to mine and type up all my essay notes, that'll keep you busy and stop me banging my head against a wall
Tg x
I'm good at typing!! Email them and I'll do it!
You may fall asleep at the content it's ear anatomy and physiology "
Ohhhh.. Are you waxing lyrical? |
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"Come to mine and type up all my essay notes, that'll keep you busy and stop me banging my head against a wall
Tg x
I'm good at typing!! Email them and I'll do it!
You may fall asleep at the content it's ear anatomy and physiology
Ohhhh.. Are you waxing lyrical? "
More like waffling as its a 100% or nothing pass rate so I'm putting in lots of fillers |
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"Any allotments nearby? I've started growing my own fruit 'n veg, and find it quite relaxing. With the added bonus of lush homegrown grub."
Ohhhh i have courgettes in the garden.. I haven't checked on them for at least a week possibly 2 |
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"Come to mine and type up all my essay notes, that'll keep you busy and stop me banging my head against a wall
Tg x
I'm good at typing!! Email them and I'll do it!
You may fall asleep at the content it's ear anatomy and physiology
Ohhhh.. Are you waxing lyrical?
More like waffling as its a 100% or nothing pass rate so I'm putting in lots of fillers "
Oh my gosh, i will keep everything crossed for you xx |
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