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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS
"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.
The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.
For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.
A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.
The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."
So - men and women of Fab. Are they right? 
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"If that was the case, I'd have the biggest cock on Fab"
I missed this little gem from the end of the article.
"The team found only a weak correlation between nose size and the weight of your balls."
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"Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS
"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.
The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.
For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.
A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.
The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."
So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?
A"
My limited experience: white guys with 'long' faces - think Jimmy Nail for a extreme example - are VWE |
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"If that was the case, I'd have the biggest cock on Fab
I missed this little gem from the end of the article.
"The team found only a weak correlation between nose size and the weight of your balls."
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That was actually going to be my next question. Better put the scales away  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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Imagine donating your body to science, then some pervy white overcoated fucks start measuring up your arsehole, nipple distance, tongue to pussy capability. You might be disappointed depending on your outlook |
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Here's a more interesting observation I've made. The biggest cocks I've seen IRL have all belonged to TV/TS with the average size of TV/TS cocks also being a fair amount bigger than non TV/TS cocks I've seen IRL.
My research is ongoing though and it would be crass to reveal the sample size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky  i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start "
You would have applied |
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"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start
You would have applied "
i want yo now just to see if i can fit a dinner plate under the foreskin see if i can make it like a kenyans ear lobe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start
You would have applied i want yo now just to see if i can fit a dinner plate under the foreskin see if i can make it like a kenyans ear lobe "
to be fair it looks like you could |
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"Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS
"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.
The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.
For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.
A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.
The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."
So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?
Nope that is a big big lie
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