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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
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What if they're coming straight from work?
And are a clown or a lollypop lady?
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"Define smart please? How do you know you're smart.
When your suit hasn't got a price tag on it.
So a vintage one from a charity won't count then. I'm out!"
That'll count as smart. Sort of faux giving a fuck about recycling for the planet... |
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over a year ago
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"Define smart please? How do you know you're smart.
When your suit hasn't got a price tag on it.
So a vintage one from a charity won't count then. I'm out!
That'll count as smart. Sort of faux giving a fuck about recycling for the planet... "
Granny, you would love this book I bought recently called ‘the do gooder’  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
What if they're coming straight from work?
And are a clown or a lollypop lady?
A"
Clowns i can do. I am one.
Lollypop lady… nah I’d probably not even stay for a drink. |
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"Define smart please? How do you know you're smart.
When your suit hasn't got a price tag on it.
So a vintage one from a charity won't count then. I'm out!
That'll count as smart. Sort of faux giving a fuck about recycling for the planet...
Granny, you would love this book I bought recently called ‘the do gooder’ . "
Steve, ............... It's a ladybird book......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a 1-1 or group social...
Coz I'd have different choices for those 
In either scenario you have to wear more than your knickers. "
Perhaps I'd be covered neck to knee.... knickers would be redundant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on what the social intalls and what sex the person is ie woman man couple or tv/ts depends on what’s happening
If it’s a guy
Then I all ready made my mind up before the social if he’s getting to smash or not
The social is just the check to see he get a reapat meet
Regardless if he is or not he’s at least getting one bang at me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Define smart please? How do you know you're smart.
When your suit hasn't got a price tag on it.
So a vintage one from a charity won't count then. I'm out!
That'll count as smart. Sort of faux giving a fuck about recycling for the planet...
Granny, you would love this book I bought recently called ‘the do gooder’ .
Steve, ............... It's a ladybird book...... "
I’m never wrong. But I am still a disappointment. |
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Effort should always be made, no matter the circumstances and location.
Look good and smell good,be clean and on time.
At least if you are not for them they can't blame lack of effort.
Anything else is lazy and disrespectful. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is this a 1-1 or group social...
Coz I'd have different choices for those
And there is problem number 37.
JayZ had a day like that but waaayyyy worse"
But at least dogs weren’t one of the problems of that day. Love doggos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I agree Vicår. †
I don't need to change my approach then: if I'm not in a fine pair of shoes then I'm usually in a fine bed.
But never at the same time."
Well, you are a fine man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
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Damn straight, let’s go for CV’s and references too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a 1-1 or group social...
Coz I'd have different choices for those
And there is problem number 37.
JayZ had a day like that but waaayyyy worse
But at least dogs weren’t one of the problems of that day. Love doggos "
Noted, bring doggo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
Damn straight, let’s go for CV’s and references too "
I check Verifications and we discuss before ordering drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is this a 1-1 or group social...
Coz I'd have different choices for those
And there is problem number 37.
JayZ had a day like that but waaayyyy worse
But at least dogs weren’t one of the problems of that day. Love doggos
Noted, bring doggo "
Hello!
Fuck around and get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I turned up smart casual and was told I was overdressed...... "
I wouldn't stress over it geeza.
I had girl turn up in a gucci dress but she was d*unk. She threw up in my toilet. Then tried to give me a chunky kiss. She fell over my coffee table. Screamed in my face saying I was a time-wasting virgin for not wanting to have sex with her. Then stormed out and nearly ripped my front door handle off as she slammed the door.
So over dressed = marmite.
Good attitude and personality = jackop |
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"I turned up smart casual and was told I was overdressed......
You dodged a bullet in that case!
Not really, she's lovely. We still chat.."
I've been teased about how I show up to socials.
I mean, it's in the goddamn name |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I turned up smart casual and was told I was overdressed......
I wouldn't stress over it geeza.
I had girl turn up in a gucci dress but she was d*unk. She threw up in my toilet. Then tried to give me a chunky kiss. She fell over my coffee table. Screamed in my face saying I was a time-wasting virgin for not wanting to have sex with her. Then stormed out and nearly ripped my front door handle off as she slammed the door.
So over dressed = marmite.
Good attitude and personality = jackop "
A chunky kiss. Like french kissing a can of Big Soup? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
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So somebody can tell me it would look better on the floor. Boy you buggin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I recently drove to meet a friend in lingerie, heels and a long cardi.
Sadly it was a breezy day and the cardi had no fastenings...
It was a lot of fun walking from the car through groups of other guests though!!
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"I recently drove to meet a friend in lingerie, heels and a long cardi.
Sadly it was a breezy day and the cardi had no fastenings...
It was a lot of fun walking from the car through groups of other guests though!!
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People assume that I get to flash lots of people under my dresses.
I wear bike shorts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Agreed and salary needs to be discussed first, saves wasting time."
Yeah I’m not meeting a woman that’s expecting me to pay on dates. This isn’t the 60s! We had the civil rights movement mate!!
Sorry I get passionate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My social with Mr NBVN was after work, he was wearing work uniform and rigger boots... we didn't even make it inside Costa before I invited him back to my place
NBVN x |
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I'm a big believer in the saying "you can never be too overdressed"
I always wear something sharp and stylish but generally not smart in the traditional sense. When I'm not posing with my butt out my style is much more androgynous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
Bringing along their sexual CV too, I reckon, so they can hand it round. "
Oh please send me yours |
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"I think people should turn up and give their results for their lates Mensa test Online.
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I think everyone should be required to tackle University Challenge before attending. One must beat at least one university team to qualify for the social  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think people should turn up and give their results for their lates Mensa test Online.
I think everyone should be required to tackle University Challenge before attending. One must beat at least one university team to qualify for the social "
And bring a mascot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I interview people I keep them waiting for as long ss possible before dashing their dreams that they arent good enough.
So I’d prefer my socials not to be like that! "
At least you have a heart! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
Bringing along their sexual CV too, I reckon, so they can hand it round. "
You’re on the same page as me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about those of us who don't own any smart clothing wear a heavy metal Tee it's a sign of high intelligence. Problem solved.  "
Be easier to just wear my uniform hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
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Oh no, is this thread aimed at me for turning up to our social in my dirty old sweat pants and hoodie Steve? You said I looked hot! (Ok, you may have actually said hot mess, but still…)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
Bringing along their sexual CV too, I reckon, so they can hand it round.
You’re on the same page as me "
People still use paper based CV. QR code with a call for cock line attached. Keep up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
Oh no, is this thread aimed at me for turning up to our social in my dirty old sweat pants and hoodie Steve? You said I looked hot! (Ok, you may have actually said hot mess, but still…) "
It all came off in the end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't own smart clothes, Pickle 
Better get some this month
Meet me casual or don't meet me at all, Pickle!! "
Don’t worry. I’ll make love to you as you are.
I mean love you as you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't own smart clothes, Pickle
Better get some this month
Meet me casual or don't meet me at all, Pickle!!
Don’t worry. I’ll make love to you as you are.
I mean love you as you are. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if you're a professional.
If I went dressed in my 'profession' people generally piss themselves, sometimes poo.......
Can we play 'who am I' ?"
It's more who was I... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I think people should turn up to social meets in smart clothing.
Treat it like an interview.
Amirite?!
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I would think that it depends on what the social is.
If you are going to go rollerskating, smart may not be appropriate. |
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